F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1 

It's bad enough I can't figure out why they won't stay capitalized! :grumpy:
It's the forum software. If it detects that there are no lower case letters in a post, it atuomatically makes all letters in lower case. It's to stop people FROM POSTNIG EVERYTHING LIKE THIS. Surely you've seen it before - someone gets on a form AND THEIR KEYBOARD SEEMS TO BE BROKEN BECAUSE EACH AND EVERY SINGLE POST THEY MAKE IS LIKE THIS. For some reason, THEY SEEM TO THINK PEOPLE WILL PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THEM IF THEIR POSTS ARE WRITTEN EXCLUSIVELY IN CAPITAL LETTERS. It's actually very bad eticutte to post like that since using capital letters is the internet equivalent of SHOUTING (though granted, it's not as bad as SoMeThInG LiKe ThIs, WhIcH PeOpLe SeEm To ThInK Is SoMeHoW ClEvEr Or TrEnDy). So the forum software is programmed to intervene and remove all capitals. You can get around it be including at least one lower-case letter, but if you make a habit of it, the mods will usually take action.
 
Such an elusive explanation there, inters. :P

J - 2
D - 1

If someone doesn't vote for P, I'm going to be super pissed. :lol: :P
 
E - 1
F - 1
T - 1

Tough choice this week. Interludes is right about the caps thing. Unfortunately the forum software doesn't like caps only posts, and I didn't realise this when deciding upon the current voting system.
 
Z-2
R-1

No one has voted for me since spain i think am i really that funny? :(
correction got one on last page :)
 
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Unfortunately the forum software doesn't like caps only posts, and I didn't realise this when deciding upon the current voting system.
Don't worry, I have every faith that you'll be able to distinguish between upper- and lower-case letters and that no votes will be wrongly attibuted because of it.
 
I often omit "I" as an option to minimise the risk of misreading the votes, and I always do atleast two separate counts of the vote tally in each round, but I can't guarantee that there are no errors. If anyone does spot a discrepancy with any aspect of the scoring, they should point it out to me as soon as possible.
 
PANTS!

I forgot that I received one entry via PM, and I omitted it from this week's vote. :dunce: :ouch:


The following entry has been added to the current poll.

AA
Alonso, seeing the camera quickly dives behind Massa in order to give Massa not only a third arm, but also a nosebleed and a place in caption contest history

If you have already voted, you may edit your vote to take this new entry into consideration - please do not change your vote completely. Please note that this entry is marked "AA". Apologies to the member who submitted this.
 
Thanks to all who voted, and apologies once again for the messed up poll. A PM was sent to everyone who already voted to alert them to the new entry, so hopefully no damage was done!
 
ROUND FIFTEEN - Voting

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  • Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  • You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  • Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  • Please read all entries before voting
  • Deadline for voting is Monday 11th October 0900 BST.
  • Good luck! :)


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Submitted Entries

A
Because of Fernando’s 2 wins in a row, Mark starts to wonder if he is really worth it.

B
Mark, would you rather... Never win an F1 title, or spend a night of passion with Susan Boyle?

C
Mark's face says it all, Lewis took revenge in the worst way possible; he violated Kate's Dirty Sister!

D
After he hits Lewis up the inside, Lewis returns the favour.

E
A number 2 driver struggling to do a number 2.

F
Lewey-Dewey-Booey-Hueyton, don'cha know mate? Nobody overtakes me. Ever. It really riles me up. Makes me angry. And you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

You... wouldn't... urrrrh.... I... told... you... riiiiip

MARK SMASH PUNY LITTLE CAR!

G
Mark Webber attempts to get rid of the dandruff in his hair, after Sebastian stole his Head & Shoulders shampoo.

H
So Mark, guess who we decided to get you a teammate for next season? Someone who only crashes half as often as Vettel, and he'll have lots of stories of his literal new twist on the "blow-by-blow" account of prison-life...
Give in?...
It's George Michael!

MW: "Ugh! He's just shared another "Careless Wispa" with me!" :ill:

J
Gran Turismo 5 delayed until December

K
Mark: I got bugs in my room
Bugs in my bed
Bugs in my ears
Their eggs in my head
Bugs in my pockets
Bugs in my shoes
Bugs in the way I feel about you

L
Webber struggles when his team tell him to get on with his trepanning practical.

M
The plan is to first go to Austria and politely talk with the boys upstairs, and if that doesn't work, then Plan B is to..... KILL SEBASTIAN VETTEL :mad:

N
Lewis gets his revenge by switching Mark's Pantene Pro V with superglue

O
Sakon Yamamoto battles an extreme case of food poisoning.

P
Red Bull may give you wings, but it won't make today's sudoku any easier

Q
...And Ralf Schumacher leaves the crowd in awe as he takes off his mask and reveals he was still driving in Formula 1.

R
Mark Webber's reaction after finding the pit lane glitch while playing F1 2010.

S
Webber: How can I live now knowing Lewis Hamilton fans exist?!

T
Off camera before the race-

Reporter- Mark, Lewis claims you secretly collect and play with Webkinz. Is this true?

Mark- Uhh, what...No...FINE it is, but ONLY the Cheeky Monkey, he's just so cute!...I'll get even Lewis...

U
Mark Webber tries to bend a spoon with his mind, before dealing with F1 2010 online punters, bugs and glitches.

V
Webber: Someone call Kenny Loggins because I'm in the danger zone.

W
Webber holds his head in pain after forgetting that the podium's roof has a low overhang.

X
And vettel invents more ways to ruin someones race as he rear ends webber.

Y
"Hugh Jackman's stunt double in the next X-Men spinoff? But I don't look... anything... oh."

Z
Mark Webber plays F1 2010.

AA
"If I make myself look like Robert Kubica, maybe they'll sign me for another year."

AB
"I went to Lewis' garage to try and reason with him, and what does he do? Cuts my fingertips off with his broken suspension!"
 
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F - 2
N - 1

I was going to submit a Total Recall gag:

SV: So how long until the Japanese GP?
MW: Two weeks.
SV: Cool. What's your favourite corner at Suzuka?
MW: Two weeks. Errr, two weeks. Two weeks?

But I didn't think enough people would get it without being told it was a Total Recall gag. Which spoils it somewhat.
 
F - 2
N - 1

I was going to submit a Total Recall gag:

SV: So how long until the Japanese GP?
MW: Two weeks.
SV: Cool. What's your favourite corner at Suzuka?
MW: Two weeks. Errr, two weeks. Two weeks?

But I didn't think enough people would get it without being told it was a Total Recall gag. Which spoils it somewhat.

Ok i admit i dont get it.
 
Go watch Total Recall. Wait for the bit with the fat woman.
 
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