F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Alex.]

Q-2
e-1

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

A - 1
n - 1
v - 1

 

[TS]

I - 2
M - 1

caps

 

[prisonermonkeys]

U - 2
I - 1

Tough deciding this round - because they're all mostly related to the same thing.

 

[Raagentreg]

M - 2
i - 1

 

[chromatic9]

K- 2
l - 1

 

[DK]

Q - 2
t - 1

 

[Seismica]

Q - 1
u - 1
w - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

N - 1
j - 1
u - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TWELVE

Important: Please note that the voting system has changed slightly. You can no longer award all three votes to one caption, but must split your vote either 2-1 or 1-1-1.

Round Twelve - Submitted Entries

Interviewer: Were you surprised when Mark emerged out of the pits in front of you?
Vettel: Yah, I was like WTF mate...W-T-F

Vettel: I can't believe it! No German has ever wasted this many poles before!!

Alonso: *whispers* Well, not since the Second World War anyway...

SV: "It's like no-one is listening to me anymore..."

MW: *To Alonso* "I mean, he's blown 3 poles in a row, how about that?"
FA: *To Webber* "Yeah, I texted Robert Kubica, Lech Wałęsa & Jerzy Dudek to wait outside his trailer as a practical joke later!"

SV: "...See? They're talking about me like I am not even here!"

Sebastian Vettel: But i'm the No. 1 driver, Mark shouldn't be ahead, this isn't fair!

Fernando Alonso: Your teammate needs to stop acting like a child...

*Mark says nothing, only raises an eyebrow in intrigue*

Fernando: *whispers* "Psst mark, party at my villa tonight, Vitaly is bringing the vodka you bring the red bull... and don't tell the baby."

Mark: "Right on."

Alonso and Webber nearly collide in the media room as Vettel prepares to catch Nico Rosberg's loose wheel.

Webber: You 🤬 beauty!
Vettel: You 🤬 🤬!

Vettel: Why the hell is Webber moving across to kiss Alonso?
Webber: Because I'd rather be gay than be your team mate!

Vettel: "...And all of a sudden I was in the Red Bull paddock in nothing but my underwear, and everyone was staring at me..."

Alonso: "What is he talking about?"

Webber: "I think he's describing a dream he had."

Vettel: "...And then I woke up, and realized that we were still racing, and that I had fallen over ten car-lengths back from Webber."

So Sebastien, it seems that the Germans are not good at anything. You can't win races, you can't win wars and you certainly can't win at football at the moment. Your reaction?

SV: So you're comparing me to a Spaniard whose national team cheated to beat the Dutch, who cannot win a race without bitching and complaining and is only famous for BS'ing Hamilton and an Aussie who'se cricket team is in the toilet, moans that I am better than he is and only won because of pure luck

MW: What's he going on about?

FA: Something about the fact I French kissed your mother last night like this

Seb: That penalty was stupid, I was like this far from Mark!

Mark: Unfortunately he has got closer in past races!

"Then I turned the bottle like this, and I noticed a huge clump of Vegemite in the champagne."

A severe bout of amnesia simultaneously strikes each of the podium finishers, who despite their surroundings completely forget which sport they participate in.

Webber and Alonso are not impressed with Vettel's fishing story.

Vettel: Please, can you turn off this romantic music now? They're about to kiss for Christ's sake!

SV: I AINT EVEN MAD
FA: He mad

FA: His efforts to dissimulate that pipe are getting ridiculous...

alonso - webber, you've got an eyelash

webber - leans in

vettel - WTF!!!

Sebastian Vettel: "I was reading the other day that Fernando has a very large, very round pair of cojones. They're this big!"

Mark Webber: "Uh, Fernando, is Sebastian taking things literally again ... or is there something you're not telling us?"

Fernando Alonso: "It ... might have come up in an interview. You know what the Spanish press is like - a man's got to preserve his image."

Sebastian Vettel: "Wait, it 'came up'? What do you mean, 'it came up'!?"

Alonso: So, I was having this fantastic dream the other night about Karina Kay...
Webber: Karina Kay? Who's that?
Alonso: She's a porn star, way hot; but you'll never guessed who popped in afterward - Ann.
Webber: Ann? My, my girlfriend?
Alonso: Yeah! You can't control who pops in, she just popped in, it's not like it was intentional.
Webber: You know what? I don't like the fact that my girlfriend is popping into your weird dreams, so don't use her again for that.
Alonso: I'll never intentionally use your girlfriend.
Webber: Intentionally? What do you mean "intentionally"?
Alonso: I just told you you can't control who pops in.

FA: Ohhh Mark
MW: Ooo Fernando. Sorry seb its over.

F.A.: Hey Mark,is he born like that?
M.W.: Don't know mate,ask him.

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Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote: Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted.

Deadline for voting is Monday 23rd August 0900 BST. Good luck!

 

[Lizard]

T-2
b-1

 

[Stiggy]

c - 1
k - 1
t - 1.

 

[Ian Poole]

f - 2pts
b - 1pt

 

[PeterJB]

B-1
j-1
n-1

 

[Touring Mars]

p - 1
q - 1
j - 1

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

b - 1
c - 1
h - 1

 

[GTP_Ingram]

o - 1
j - 1
l - 1

 

[TS]

H - 1
J - 1
Q - 1

caps

 

[livemusic]

J- 1
q - 1
s - 1

 

[Seismica]

J-2
b-1

 

[astrosdude91]

E-1
F-1
L-1

For caps.

 

[Soundtrack]

J-2
c-1

 

[LewyOs]

F - 1.
J - 1.
O - 1.

 

[Pupik]

L - 1.
O - 1.
E - 1.

 

[Kakumaki]

E - 1.
F - 1.
P - 1.

 

[Terronium-12]

It's that time again...

T - 2
D - 1

 

[Smallhorses]

Mine...

E - 1
F - 1
O - 1

 

[GT_Prologue5]

U-2
h-1

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND THIRTEEN - Voting

Please note: You can no longer award all three votes to one caption, but must split your vote either 2-1 or 1-1-1. All participants in the current round are expected to vote.

Round Thirteen - Submitted Entries

Lewis: "Look at the hat, see the hat, remember the hat. Now close your eyes ....aaaaand poof the hat has disappeared!"

Robert: "Hmmm... In Poland, hat make you disappear."

LH: I'm seeing double. There's two Poles!

LH: "I've been the butt of a caption competition before, this time I'm trying something to get the other guy noticed. I'll adjust my non-existent 'Fro!" Go for it Robert...
RK: "Go-go-Gadget comedy face..... D'oh, Alain Prost "looky-like" runner-up again! Damnit!"

Lewis: Yep the gravel trap excursion was all part of our race plan.....yeah that's the ticket!

Robert: Slick! Your hair I mean!

Hamilton in disbelief upon learning that the FIA has decided to take yet another Spa victory away from him for no apparent reason. Kubica, ever the reserved sportsman, silently rejoices.

Kubica: "Was it the same cat, or did it just look like the same cat?"

Mark Webber on his way to grab a first WDC title...unobtrusively...

After a gullible Lewis is told that The Matrix is a true documentary, he checks to see if he is in the 'Real World' by looking for the plug on the back of his head.

Hamilton: I'm too sexy for this hat, too sexy for that trophy....too sexy, yeah!
Kubica: *Sighs* What might have been...

The before and after of Just For Men haircare products ad!

Hamilton: *Sarcasticly* "Oh my God, I just won! This never happens to me!"

Kubica: "Not cool, dude."

Lewis: Oh No, I can see your mechanic with the Pine Tree-like erect Penis from Bahrain.
Robert: Oh god, we tried to leave him in China.

LH: Gee... that's why I can never grow it out. So... you part it on the right and pull across for the comb-over? Do I have to grow it extra long on this side, too?

RK: After.the.ceremony... That cameraman is looking straight at us!

Lewis: Ugggh, there's that rank smell again!! It's like someone ate a whole bunch of Polish garlic sausages and has just let one rip...
Robert: ....

Lewis: Think about it, Robert. If you hadn't overshot your pit box, you could have won today.

Robert: Think about this, Lewis. If you hadn't overshot the entire pit lane, you could have won at Canada Thanks for that by the way!

Announcer: "Will ther owner of the Mclaren Mercedes car #1 please come down to the Front office
LH: Oh Crap! that's my car!!
Kubica: I told you you shouldn't have taken two handicapped spots

..and there was a surpirse moment on the podium when Lewis' girlfriend got her tits out..

Mark: Hey guys did you hear? Renault found a loophole in the engine restrictions, making it the best engine for Monza

Hamilton invites everybody to celebrate his victory by doing the Macarena dance, but apparently Kubica didn't learn it.

Trophy presenter:An englishman, an australian and a pollock go to a bar, what happens?
Lewis: Is that some sort of joke?
Robert: Webber put you up to this didn't he?

Lewis: " OK, Which one of you b*****ds squirted superglue in my hair"
Robert: (Superglue... You wish)

"So, gentlemen, how does it feel to beat the Germans?"

The phantom superglue on the F1 sign strikes again!

Kubica is quietly pleased after turning Lewis into John mcenroe.

LH: You can not be serious.

Mark Webber: "Well, you came and you gave without taking,
But I sent you away; oh, Mandy.
Well, you kissed me and stopped from shaking,
And I need you today; oh, Mandy."

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Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote: Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted.

Deadline for voting is Sunday 12th September 0900 BST. Good luck!

 

[Lizard]

I will start then.

Q-2
N-1