F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Dan_]

A - 1
m - 1
f - 1

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

A - 1
k - 1
e - 1

 

[mafia_boy]

A - 2.
L - 1.

 

[LewyOs]

L-1
m-1
t-1

 

[Small_Fryz]

w - 2
A - 1

 

[Lizard]

z-1
x-1
n-1

 

[Soundtrack]

T - 2
v - 1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

G-2
w-1

 

[peterjford]

v - 2
q - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND NINE

Round Nine - Submitted Entries

Mechanic: Ok Lewis, here is your practice data. I'll go and share it with Jenson now shall I?

Mechanic: Did you know that Red Bull will be in Gran Turismo 5?
LH: Sure, including damage and rollovers!

Lewis did you hear Vettel is selling german football shirts at silverstone.

Mechanic: Webber just crashed!

Hamilton: Is he alright?

Mechanic: Yeah, but the DHL Sign certainly isn't!

Aw, such a cute little baby!

There was something in the air that night
Yellow lights were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For safety, Fernando
Though I never thought I could get past
There’s no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando

Barack Obama makes a guest appearance in the McLaren pits at Valencia.

Hamilton smiles with his betting slip in hand as Germany score their fourth goal.

Hamilton as he reads the F1 caption thread.

Lewis shows what an immature sense of humour he has, as he watches Jenson's reaction to discovering a joke turd in his McLaren's cockpit

MW: Hey, Look. Jenson just crashed.

Crew Member: This wishing well will allow you to crash anyone in the race.

Lewis: I doubt it, but what the hell, Mark Webber.

Lewis has got some explaining to do, his mechanic just told him Nicole heard him say that motor racing is better than sex with her

LH - Look at what happened to Heikki!
Mechanic - Good thing we got rid of him!

Silly Button, Forza's for Kids

Mechanic: ...Then we snuck tampons in Alonso's fuel tank and a banana down his exhaust pipe...

2 lines spoil the hopes of victory for the English, but you try wiping the smile of Lewis Hamilton's face when Nicole is offering a lap dance.

Mechanic: "Why are you laughing Lewis? Don't you know that you recieved a drive-through penalty?"
Lewis: "The laughing is nothing to do with the drive through. In fact I am laughing at Alonso whinging more than a Forza fanboy when their Xbox gets the Red Ring Of Death."

Lewis watched in disbelief and astonishment as Mark Webber, unsatisfied with the Valencia track just having a unique swing bridge to it's credit, attempted to add his own new feature: A flyover!

Hey Lewis, we recorded something for you...

Fernando Alonso: "Where is he?"

Andrea Stella: "He's second... it is really unfair, it is like no penalty! But today we look at ourselves and let's see what happens after... I want you to be very wise and calm."

Fernando Alonso: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!...."

Just hold still Nicole, he's done lots of piercings around the traps.....oh oh I didn't mean that.

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Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote: Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted.

Deadline for voting is Friday 9th July 0900 BST. Good luck!

 

[GTP_Ingram]

U - 2
q - 1

 

[Lizard]

F-2
m-1

 

[prisonermonkeys]

M - 3

I can put all three points into one, can't I?

 

[Touring Mars]

Yep, for the moment - although I'm considering scrapping it and reverting back to the old style of voting i.e. voting for more than one caption.

 

[livemusic]

F - 2
u - 1

 

[LewyOs]

M - 2
h - 1

 

[PeterJB]

V-1
o-1
b-1

 

[Ian Poole]

U - 3pts

Had me in stitches!

 

[Smallhorses]

My votes:

F - 2
R - 1

 

[Seismica]

B - 1
O - 1
U - 1

Just so I know, you're not allowed to vote for yourself right? I could be following a non-existent rule here...

 

[livemusic]

That's correct, you can't vote for yourself.

 

[Touring Mars]

My votes:

B - 1
F - 1
M - 1

 

[Fastas]

excellent read. My favourite theme....

F - 2
U - 1

 

[Pescara for GT5]

D -1
j -1
u -1

 

[redstorm]

K-2
q-1

 

[mafia_boy]

M - 1.
T - 1.
V - 1.

 

[zed300]

F. 1
u. 2

 

[Stiggy]

B - 1
m - 1
u - 1

 

[Soundtrack]

f 2
u 1

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TEN

Round Ten - Submitted Entries

MW: Cheers mate, you got Seb just as we planned. As we agreed, i'll give you some RBR technical data.

LH: From this years car right?

MW: Sure thing mate, from the WRC Citroen!

MW - Just to show them what a great number two driver I am, I left something in Seb's car earlier.

Webber: Is that a tattoo of Nicole on top of your head?.
Hamilton: Nah... It's your mother.

Webber: Not bad for a second pl....

Hamilton: ...Place driver, I know. How many times are you going to say that?

Webber: Eh? I was talking about you, mate.

MW: At least i can look down on people from other teams.

"Vettel and I put our differences behind us. In fact, we fused into one being-- one complete super-driver. Not sure why we still look like Mark Webber though."

"Oh, and I suppose Sebastien forgot to take off his hat."

Hamilton: "What the.. You're right eye is missing dude."

Webber: Yeah I know mate. Seb needed a new eye and since I was 12 points behind it was the best option the team said. Still won though. Not bad eh?

Webber: Hey Lewis, not bad for the number two driver, eh?

Hamilton: Yeah yeah, I get it, you're taking the piss at Vettel...

Webber: No, seriously, it wasn't bad for the number two driver, right? I think it was pretty good, don't you think so too? Do you think they'll let me sleep in the king size bed now? Eh?

Webber: Fancie a barbie later?

Hamilton: Uhh no thanks Mark.

Webber: Ahh come on mate, let's have a barbie.

Hamilton: No Mark, I don't want to have a BBQ with you.

Webber: .... oh.... How 'bout a pint?

LH: "You might consider a real nose job......."

MW: "Aih? Say what mate?"

Lewis: So Mark, as an insider can you share Your thoughts about "standard" vs. "premium"?

Lewis looks on cautiously as Mark announces that, like their cars, Red Bull race suits also contain a 'blown diffuser' at the back end.

Mark Webber and Lewis Hamilton staring into the mirror; one was a great number two driver and the other is a great number two driver and both think it's a load of Red Bull:censored:

Webber explains to Lewis how Red Bull can give you wings, but only if your name is Sebastian.

Webber: "Did y'hear about our new sponsor for next year?"

Hamilton: "No, what is it?"

Webber: ""Invisible Viagra", mate! Look, I can even balance my hat on it now!"

MW: I feel like having a mad party at my place tonight, with plenty of drinks and lots of dancing... can you make it?

LH: Yeh, sure. Who else will be there?

MW: No-one... it'll just be us!

Mark: So, Lewis, what do you say we switch teams? Yeah?

Lewis: No thanks

Mark: Come on, a young guy like you must love energy drinks.

Lewis, No....but again, thanks.

Webber: "So then I told 'em 'You can take this wing and shove it.' Whaddya think of that mate?"

WEBBER: Ha! They removed the nose off "Kate's Horny Mom" and I still won!

HAMILTON: That's funny....they removed the a** off mine and I made the podium too...

Lewis to Mark:

Red Bull gives you wings; Red Bull taketh away your wing (but you won anyways mate!)

MW: If you keep being cheeky to me Lewis, I'm going to tell Nicole that you think Melody was the best pussycat doll!!

Mark Webber: "... And then you put your hands on your hips, thrust your pelvis out in a wide circle and jump
and turn as the song goes 'Heeeey, Macarena!'. I thought it would be a great victory dance."

Webber: I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here's my handle
And here's my.....

Oh come on you guys! First the wing and now this?!

LH: Oh no, not the Time Warp again...
MW: Wait until you see my costume.

Mark: I have a special game that we can play, all you need to do is put my cap on backwards without moving it, and then I'll take over from there!

Lewis Hamilton: I really liked your Flugtag entry.
Mark Webber: Pfft...Virgin isn't the only one who can go into space.

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Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote: Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted.

Deadline for voting is Friday 23rd July 0900 BST. Good luck!