F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[yeti]

It's like a game of Battleships in here.

F - 2
Q - 1

Hit and Sunk.

C.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SIX

Round Six - Submitted Entries

"I'll just hide this in the Tardis, away from the Master."
Bernie, dirty about not getting the part for Dr Who in the late 60's, still to this day, likes to act out his audition lines.​

Man at work: “Goddamn leaking Thermos!”

Hey, we finally got the deposit for the Canadian Grand Prix!

God that was boring, I'd rather have watched the finish to the Nurburgring 24hour race ​

As Schumacher complains about his penalty, Bernie delivers a case of unmarked notes to Hill​

Bernie: That's the last time I'm daring Schumacher to prove that he can pay the fine from the money in his back pocket.​

"Oompah loompah doom-pah-dee-do,
I've got a money puzzle for you.
Oompah loompah doom-pah-dee-dee,
Who's getting paid off by Bernie?"​

Bernie delivers a bag of 500 Euro notes to the Stewards' trailer.

Bernie retrieves a forgotten case of Max Mosley's sex toys--
Bernie: "A case? This is the sex toy!"

Bernie hard at work after the conclusion of the Monaco Grand Prix.

Bernie: Hmm...if I tilt my briefcase like this, it almost matches the slope of the stairs.

Presenting our newest feature film: Harry Potter and The Case of the Virgin Fuel Tank​

One year after it was filmed, Bernie Ecclestone finally receives his payment from Jon Favreau for
filming Iron Man 2 at the Monaco Grand Prix: a working prototype of Iron Man's portable suit.

Nico Hulkenberg was seen crashing in the tunnel shortly afterwards.​

What shall I spend my bribe on?​

If Prince Albert remains paranoid about transferring money online to Liechtenstein I might as well hold next year's Grand Prix over there, would at least save me the bus fair.​

Bernie delivers a case of bank notes to the CEO of GAP Kids, thanking him for providing clothes that fit him for so many years.​

Bernie returns to the FIA motorhome after emptying the portable toilet unit.

Mechanic: Bernie, I wouldn't go in their if I was you. I saw Mosley entering with J-Lo and the Sugababes. Earlier he mention something about open womanhole covers that needed inspecting.

Bernie: "Jean! ... Jean!, Daddy's home!... quickly quickly!! ive found us some new toys!!"
"​

Schumi: What's in that briefcase Bernie?
Bernie: The bribe that Fernando gave me for making the stewards penalise you... oops, you weren't meant to hear that.

BE: Well if Mark is going to abuse the trophey like that in the Red Bull swimming pool then im taking it back.

BE: Yoink.

If Webber has paid me in Vegemite sandwiches again, there's going to be big trouble​

Get to the chopper stewards trailer!

"Let me check... handcuffs, parcel, diary, banana and crisp sandwiches... That should do it."

(Timeslides - 7'50 to 9'15)

The Death Star plans have arrived in this here briefcase. Also, Schumacher is teaching his young apprentice Vettel the ways of the force.

Everything is going as I have foreseen.

*Evil cackling laughter*

When ever he gets in a fix, Schumi reaches into his bag of tricks... or at least he does when he can find it.

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Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote: Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted.

Deadline for voting is Monday 24th May 0900 GMT. Good luck!

 

[livemusic]

B - 3.

 

[mafia_boy]

M - 1.
P - 1.
W - 1.

That's my game of battleship this week.

 

[Touring Mars]

B - 1
L - 1
Q - 1

Tough one this week, great captions all round! 👍

 

[daan]

S - 1
W - 1
y - 1

 

[PeterJB]

J-1
o-1
v-1

 

[Lizard]

B:3

 

[GTP_Ingram]

b - 1
g - 1
q - 1

 

[Smallhorses]

In no particular order...

F - 1
L - 1
Y - 1

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Q - 3

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

F - 3

 

[Seismica]

K - 3

 

[Fastas]

Of the same theme and in this specific order....

T 1
E 1
G 1

 

[peterjford]

So many good ones.

ZA - 2
C - 1

 

[Ian Poole]

C - 3

Just sunk another battleship!

 

[TS]

G - 1
J - 1
N - 1

caps

 

[zed300]

Lots of entries again, good to see this is alive and well. 👍
O-2
F-1

 

[Stiggy]

F - 1
w - 1
za - 1

 

[LewyOs]

F - 1
u - 1
x - 1

 

[Soundtrack]

C - 1
f - 1
g - 1

 

[Irons]

K-2
m-1

 

[Famine]

g - 1
s - 1
v - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SEVEN

Round Seven - Submitted Entries

And if you choose this option, you can see the best deals from Admiral, Aviva and Greenflag. If Fernando goes under his mum's policy as a named driver then he can still afford the eyebrow job.

Jake Humphrey: "And the Turkish Bureau of Meteorology says that we'll be getting half an hour of rain
in either five minutes, fifteen minutes or twenty minutes ago ..."

Ferrari Crew: You're lying to us!!

Jake Humphrey: No I'm serious, just look at Bernie's iPad I just stole, it has the script for how the 2010 season will go and it says you guys have absolutely no hope to win this year and will not get another chance to win a championship until Schumacher returns to Ferrari.

Ferrari engineer: Yeah, but will it blend?

"All of our competitors have encrypted their websites!"
"Encryption? What did they use?"
"Flash."

BBC commentator Jake Humphrey plays a game of "Real or Fake" with some of the Ferrari crew on Google Images.

With this app, I can see through everything, including Danica's clothes.

Jake: "And if you look at the specs here you can see that it has a fingerprint-resistant oleophobic coating"

Guy w/ mic on left: "Woah...that is so cool"

Guy on far-left: This thing would be great for watching porn on the go.

S. Romeo: "That's way cool, can you zoom in on Vettel's in-car camera with that?"
Jake: "Yeah that's easy, I just move my finger to the right like this, and, ahem, oops, that shouldn't have happened... Oh no, I'd forgotten to close the "Red Bull Steering App."!"

Jake: "...And if I just type "drink! feck! arse! girls!"..... Done! We've just Facebook raped Eddie Jordan"

Jake Humphrey: RBR is interested in hiring your crew. As you can see in the contract they'll provide a healthcare insurance, a generous retirement plan, an annual bonus...

Guy in the left: Yeah yeah, enough of that. What about cookies? Will they give us cookies?

Jake tells the ferrari boys some red bull secrets.

In other news Red Bull are appealing to the FIA to give the BBC a $80milion fine.

Whoa, look how fast she's going, and faster, and faster!!! Damn, Randy Mandy is a pretty quick thing.

... And that is literally their secret, it is in their name, just try it, it should give you wings.

Jake shows the Ferrari guys that they do have a lot in common with Sarah Jessica Parker; so many costume changes, so little time!

Humphrey:

Look, here are the poll results for worst F1 commentary, and Jonathan Legard made the top podium position!

The BBC devised a cunning plan to slow Ferrari down and give the Evil English Empire (McLaren) a chance to win in Turkey; send Jake Humphrey down to their garage and distract the crew with his new iPad. It worked until the mechanics found the F1 Live Timing app at around lap 50 but by then it was too late.

Want facebook on the go? There's an app for that! Want to follow F1 on the go? There's an app for that! Want to steal Red Bull's secrets? There's an app for that!

JH: Guys, show me the detergent you guys use to stop the colours from running...

Humphreys: And their is the top secret technical background of the Red Bull RB6.

Mechanic: Wow! We should get one of these Nigel Stepney brand iPad's too!

Mechanic: "Don't stop, we want to see more!"
BH: "Come on guys, this is a powerful computing device and all you want to see is Girls Gone Wild?"

I-Paddock bragging caught red-handed.

Fernando's pitcrew find something to do during Q3

"Er...that's not why I showed it to you guys but it could also do that I suppose, so what was it again? Two Calzones and one Quattro Stagione?...."

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Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote: Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted.

Deadline for voting is Friday 11th June 0900 GMT. Good luck!

 

[Small_Fryz]

2 - a
1 - e

 

[prisonermonkeys]

1 - d
1 - p
1 - x

 

[daan]

A - 2
e - 1

 

[Soundtrack]

E - 3

Any resemblance to events that exist is pure coincidence.

 

[PeterJB]

R-1
p-1
j-1

 

[Ian Poole]

All three to K, no hesitation LMFAO over and over again until it kills me