F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Alex.]

K-1
x-2

 

[LewyOs]

K -1
x -1
y -1

 

[livemusic]

B - 1
E - 1
X - 1

In no particular order.

 

[Smallhorses]

My choices:

K - 2
B - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

Close call again this week, but my votes go to:

A - 1
D - 1
E - 1

 

[TS]

C - 1
h - 1
p - 1

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

X - 1
y - 1
e - 1

 

[Lizard]

B-2
k-1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

G-2
x-1

 

[peterjford]

E -2
c -1

 

[Seismica]

J - 1
k - 1
x - 1

 

[mafia_boy]

E - 1.
K - 1.
V - 1.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

J - 2
x - 1

 

[zed300]

X-2
c-1

 

[Stiggy]

B - 1
e - 1
k - 1

 

[NihilismOnToast]

O-1
w-1
x-1

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND EIGHT

Round Eight - Submitted Entries

"Vodafone have this wonderful new advert lined up, you and Robert Green are going to play catch for 30 seconds!"

"Jenson, Nicole Scherzinger's hen night is coming up and the stripper has called in sick ... how would you feel about jumping out of some kind of cake?"

"Jenson, we have a PR appearance in 5 minutes, but Lewis has absconded with Nicole. Luckily, Theo Walcott is available so you'll need to let him borrow a jumpsuit."

So Jenson, want to try some poutine in Montreal?

"So Jenson, what do you think of this nose job I've done?"

Jenson, that was Ron's personal toilet you bunged up.

Jenson, you know when Lewis went to get his piercings? Well, apparently he got more than just his ears done...

Tech: Relax, Nicole told me many times she never had herpes and....what?

Team Orders Simulation Engineer: “... ENTER SAVE FUEL PROCEDURE ... I repeat ... ENTER SAVE FUEL PROCEDURE ...”

Jenson: Hey, nice touch with the novelty race car toilets, guys! One for Number 1's and another for Number 2's!!
The latter came in very handy after all those waffles this morning, I can tell you!

Tech: What novelty race car toilets?!

"Hey Jenson, Jessica's on the line....says something about missing her period..."

Jenson? What's the first sign of a stroke?

McLaren study the effects of their new invisible lateral-G simulator.

Jensen after he hears about Karun Chandhok's pole dancing.

JB: I just took a look at my race car technician and I ****** IN MY PANTS!!

Tech : "Jenson, our assumptions we're correct Lewis car constantly had less fuel in it so that's why he's faster"

Jenson : "But i only just cleared the minimum wieght for end of race, its not possible, where is the extra weight coming from"

Tech : "Rumour has it that he pees in the cockpit at the end of every race, to win your going to need to leave even more behind"

Jenson : *reaction photographed*

Jenson just realised that he hopes Jake Humphrey didn't show the Ferrari mechanics the video on the iPad he loand him of Domenicalli's wife and Lewis sharing secrets

You know Lewis's ear piercings? well that was him coming out the closit and he wants your number.

Jenson and Lewis made decided that both of them would get something pierced. Lewis chose his ears, and Jenson being Jenson decided to ask his mechanic to get his nose pierced.

(to himself)... Don't punch him... DON'T PUNCH HIM !!! ...

'We've forgotten the cheese Gromit!!'

"Jenson, what did you think of Michael Schumachers Driving this race?"

I heard Susan Boyle wanted to ask you out on a date

Mechanic: Hey Jenson, I just found out that you can't play GT5 as you could be caught spying on Ferrari and Red Bull.

JB: I waited 5 🤬 years for this game and after I finally found out the release date you tell me I cant even play it! This is 🤬!

Only upon seeing the latest GT5 trailer and the official release date does Jensen relize the grave mistake he made of sending Lewis Hamilton a copy of Forza 3.

"Jenson, we found out that Vettel was hoping to catch up and attempt to pass you during the race"

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Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote: Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted.

Deadline for voting is Wednesday 23rd June 0900 BST. Good luck!

 

[Famine]

n - 2
o - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

j - 1
m - 1
n - 1

 

[daan]

G - 2
m - 1

 

[easyasashii]

N - 2
aa - 1

 

[Irons]

Z - 3

 

[livemusic]

L - 2
f - 1

 

[GTP_Ingram]

f -1
m -1
n -1

 

[PeterJB]

W-1
p-1
m-1

 

[Touring Mars]

Please note that I omitted an entry in the poll, which has now been added as entry "AA".

Anyone who has already cast their vote in this thread may edit their votes if they want.

 

[Smallhorses]

My votes:

A - 1
M - 1
W - 1

 

[Ian Poole]

a
l
m

1 each

 

[Pescara for GT5]

k
w
x

 

[TS]

M
O
L

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