F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[DK]

V - 2
L - 1
I hate the caps glitch.

 

[Soundtrack]

C - 1
n - 1
u - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

J - 1
N - 1
V - 1

Notice: if you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing

 

[Hun200kmh]

N -2
V.-1

Caps Glitch annuled

 

[Jimlaad43]

B-1
g-1
e-1

 

[PeterJB]

S-1
c-2

 

[TS]

P - 2
f - 1

 

[niky]

C - 1
J - 1
V - 1

Really couldn't decide.

 

[Pupik]

U - 2
V - 1

Ultra-violence?

 

[NINE_HUNDRED]

N - 1
v - 2

 

[GTP_Ingram]

C - 2
u - 1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

C-1
u-1
v-1

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND NINETEEN - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 6th December 0900 GMT
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries​

Yes Deitrich, that case of Red Bull is on it's way to Vitaly as we speak!

Vitaly, Fernando is faster than you. Can you confirm you understood that message?

No.

Remembering Seb's disappointment at receiving an invisible pipe at the start of the season, Christian smiles as he celebrates both titles with a cheeky smoke on the pit wall.

Christian Horner listening to Ferrari's radio communication after Alonso's pit stop.

To celebrate Sebastian Vettel's World Championship, Christian Horner poses for the cover of MAD Magazine.

Christian Horner: "Vodka-RedBull anyone?"

Little Chris Horner
Sat in the corner,
Watching Alonso cry;
He put up his thumb,
As Sebastian won,
And said, "What a good boss am I?!!"

"Yeah, that's the spot Bernie."

"This is best thing to happen to Red Bull since they banned Four Loko."

"So, Christian, is this the unfunniest picture competion picture you've ever posed for or what?"

Horner, over Webber's radio, "Sorry Mark, you've finished 3rd in the drivers standings. But not bad for a #2 driver, right?"

CH: "In the red corner, from Oviedo, Spain, weighing in at 26 wins and 159 starts...El Nano, Fernando Alonso! And in the yellow corner, from Vyborg, Russia, weighing in at 0 wins and 19 starts...the Vyborg Rocket, Vitaly Petrov! Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!"
*rings bell*

And so I told Ellen... you know Ellen? Adrian's secretary? So I said: Ellen, darling, there's no way Adrian does not know that you've been smoking in his office... it stinks to high heaven in there! And then... hold on... I have another call...

Yes, Mark. Pit. Now. End of discussion.

Hello, Betty? Where was I?

Hahahaha... I must give Vettel something!

Trolololo la, la-la-la, la-la-la-
Oh hahahaho! Hahaheheho! Hohohoheho! Hahahaheho!

Christians multi-purpose headset cleans and whitens his teeth in time for the interviews.

Sebastian Vettel's championship win forced at the request of Sony Computer Entertainment America.

CH: So Vitaly, how were you able to hold off Alonso's prancing horse?
VP: In soviet russia, horse prances off you!

Patient diagnosed with RB overdose,unlikely to be recover,treatment consist in high doses of vodka,the picture describes describes current status after 3 moths of treatment,with excellent results.

Christian Horner, pictured this morning, has not moved or changed his facial expression since he was informed of his bonus shortly after the Abu Dhabi race.

Renault mechanic: We need to pay your team back after one of our engines failed on you in Korea. We've decided that we will make Petrov block Alonso as either; A) Alonso will become desperate to overtake and take himself out of the race. B) Petrov will be his usual self and crash, taking Alonso out of the race with him.

Mark, have you heard; the Red Bull Air Race is being held in Valencia this year.

"Heh, now Mark really IS the No. 2 driver!"

Yes Vitaly, Red Bull goes well with caviar, and до свидания до следующего раза (translation; 'goodbye, until next time')

Wow Christian, you're still happy about the double championship!

Christian Horner: That's not why I'm smiling.

Ewww, Christian!

Christian Horner: Why do you think my leg is always shaking?

Christian reads the following red bull news letter.

on tuesday mark webber was fired for excessive moaning.
on wedsday our boss mr Masiveschitz was relieved to have a No2 driver to replace him.

Caption removed at request of Sony Computer Entertainment America

GT5 is out.

Truth be told, Christian wasn't really concentrating on the F1 season, the fact that Red Bull won everything is a bonus to what he has now.

GT5 - His face upon wasting an entire season of F1 to get over the earlier delays - and he has it now

Christian Horner: World Champions? I'm just proud of my Motorsport.com belt buckle!

 

[Lizard]

I will start
L-2
G-1

 

[Ian Poole]

M - 2pts
AA - 1pt

 

[Famine]

A - 1
B - 1
K - 1

Yay for capital letters and their uppercaseness.

 

[Touring Mars]

CC - 2
D - 1

Caps ftw! [/irony]

 

[livemusic]

M - 2
E - 1

Caps.

 

[Pupik]

A - 1
M - 1
G - 1

 

[Raagentreg]

CC - 2
M - 1

Damnation to the caps "glitch"

 

[DK]

V - 2pts
M - 1pt

 

[GTP_Ingram]

B - 1
G - 1
P - 1

OCD has taken a whole season to eventually consume me and force me to write some blurb to capitalise my votes. I'll be off now to find something to clean.

 

[Omnis]

M - 2
E - 1

I sense a hidden message.

G 1
H 1
K 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

B-2
K-1

Who cares about the caps lock controversy. IT DOESN'T MATTER

 

[BlacqueJacques]

F-2
d-1

 

[astrosdude91]

B-2
M-1

Truth be told, I seriously believe capital letters are underrated in this day and age.

 

[Smallhorses]

A - 1
M - 1
P - 1

Another great year in the caption contest! 👍

 

[TS]

B - 1
I - 1
Y - 1

caps

 

[grbmrdj]

W-1
t-1
f-1

 

[Soundtrack]

M - 2
H - 1

@PeterJB: I believe we have a proper overtake here, well done!👍