F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Pupik]

L-2
p-1

 

[PeterJB]

A-1
T-1
X-1

Caps.

 

[Jimlaad43]

f 2
d 1

 

[tankuroded]

A for one, U for two.

 

[DK]

L - 2 and R - 1

 

[RACECAR]

VW - 1
U - 1

Captain Crunch

A for one, U for two.

I see what you did there

 

[prisonermonkeys]

N - 2
F - 1

Voted.

 

[livemusic]

J- 2
L- 1

There.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

A2
U1
Boom.

 

[dhandeh]

s
t
v

One vote for each.

 

[Omnis]

ACF. The vindaloo jokes have curried my favor.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

C-1
L-1
W-1

Caps

 

[niky]

The vindaloo jokes have curried my favor.

Would you be needing a magazine for your visit to the loo, then, or perhaps War&Peace?

 

[Touring Mars]

F - 1
o - 1
v - 1

 

[Lizard]

A 1
V 2
caps.

 

[noisiaturismo]

W2
T1

P only gets a mention

 

[ADEuk]

D - 2
J - l

 

[LewyOs]

M - 2
Q - 1

Caps.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND EIGHTEEN - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Wednesday 6th December 1000 GMT
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries

Sebastian Vettel: "Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls."

"Next year I want to be able to drive over curbs this big, and still not get a puncture..."

SV: And thats how to hold a lady.

SV: No no no, no, it wasn't because the tires were bad, no, it was because of.. this... err... giant pothole in the track...

Seb: BlacqueJacques captions are so bad; they are like turds this big!

Pirelli man: BlacqueJacques?

Vettel: Anyone sabotaging my tire?
Pirelli staff: No.

If there wasn't any damage to the car I'd have been first again by lap 6.

"I'm a mage in Skyrim."

Sebastian Vettel spotted just prior to administering the 5 point palm exploding heart technique.

Vettel: Did the bad tyre cost me any time in qualifying? Because I only got pole by a tenth of a second.

SV: OK let me get this straight. You put magnets in Felipe and Lewis's tyres?

"So basically, I noticed an even bigger increase in the wear of your tyres this weekend..."

Look, Sebastian, making an extra wide rear tire for your motorbike with "2010-2011 Formula 1 World Champion" carved into the tread is no problem... but we can't get it done before Sao Paolo!

SV: So here's the plan for Brazil. When I get to turn 1, the tyre should be about 'so' big? Can we make sure that by turn 2 it is still about 'so' big as well, mmkay?

Vettel: Are they big? I like 'em big!

SV: "Well I think the GTP caption prize should be at least this big"

Vettel: Okay, the next time I drop by unannounced, I promise to bring something.

Vettel: This is how I would have held the winner's trophy...

Vettel: Come on! Did you have to take my joke about being able to win with a flat tyre so seriously?

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Round Nineteen - Brazil will follow next week​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

I submit 1 point each to entry B, entry R and entry S.

 

[Jimlaad43]

N
S
L
1 each

 

[BlacqueJacques]

R-1
N-1
C-1
Caps

 

[livemusic]

J- 1
N- 1
R- 1

Oi!

 

[Pupik]

R - 2
J - 1

Reynolds?

 

[niky]

J - 1, L - 2.

Jay-Low...

 

[Omnis]

Come on, nobody else is a mage?

Votes: PSD

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I - 2
K -1

'Sup?

 

[Famine]

Come on, nobody else is a mage?

Apparently no-one watched The Italian Job either.

 

[tankuroded]

G for one. L for two.

 

[ADEuk]

B - 2
C - l