F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[PeterJB]

D-1
G-1
L-1

Caps.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

I-2
D-1

CAPS!

Not one vote (make same face as Vettel) so far

 

[Omnis]

F1, n1.

 

[Jimlaad43]

I-2
g-1

 

[Touring Mars]

F1, n1.

Please use all three votes

1-2
g-1

Can you clarify your vote please.

My votes:

B - 1
I - 1
L - 1

 

[dhandeh]

I L Q

One point each.

 

[Omnis]

Please use all three votes

Pick one and make it 2 then.

One of them is Mark Webber, so you be Horner and make it a closer race. Can you confirm you understand this message?

 

[tankuroded]

E for 2, Q for 1.

Are self-voting my entry disqualifies my entry?

 

[livemusic]

It disqualifies your vote.

 

[Lizard]

C 2 N 1
Caps

 

[PeterJB]

E for 2, Q for 1.

Are self-voting my entry disqualifies my entry?

It means you'll have to vote for somebody other than yourself.

Though don't feel that you should remove your vote for me too

 

[ADEuk]

H - l
L - l
M - l

 

[RACECAR]

E -1
q -2

 

[Famine]

I'm having trouble this week. I want to give M a vote (or two), but I can't pick a best of the others to give a point to...

 

[Lizard]

*cough* vote for A.

 

[dhandeh]

I'm having trouble this week. I want to give M a vote (or two), but I can't pick a best of the others to give a point to...

Ieeny meeny miney H.

 

[Peter.]

MNR- One Each.

 

[Alex.]

I'm having trouble this week. I want to give M a vote (or two), but I can't pick a best of the others to give a point to...

I personally thInk you should make your mInd up quIckly.

 

[PeterJB]

I personally thInk you should make your mInd up quIckly.

To Quote Alex., yes, it should be done Quite Quickly.

 

[dhandeh]

Best begging post wins a vote!

 

[LewyOs]

I - 2
O - 1

Caps.

 

[Stiggy]

E - 1
h - 1
n - 1.

 

[Alex.]

The deadline I presume was 10AM not PM?

 

[DK]

F, M and S - 1 each.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

And the results are?

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting is still open until tomorrow...

 

[Alex.]

Get on with it TM, I'm nervous

 

[Touring Mars]

One hour left to get your votes in folks....

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SEVENTEEN - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Tuesday 22nd November 1000 GMT
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries

Sebastien Buemi leaves his Toro Rosso steaming after sampling the local vindaloo earlier in the day...

What puzzled the garage most was not how the wasp had got into Buemi's helmet, but why the marshals had wasp repellent to hand...

Introducing new Vindaloo flavoured Red Bull.

Buemi soon realized that lighting one of his farts in the confines of his cockpit was not one of his better ideas.

"Andre 3000 and Eminem as fire marshals? We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"

Marshall1: वारंटी आग और शामिल नहीं... Lewis Hamilton

Marshall2: Ohmmm... Lewis Hamilton...

Buemi: You're praying to... Lewis Hamilton?

Marshall1: No, sir. We are reading your warranty card. It excludes fire and acts of Hamilton.

Dammit, my cakes are burned!

Indians: Hey, what did you just say about us?
Buemi: No, no, no, I said damn these lousy engines!

Marshals: These tourists still haven't figured out that incense should only be used outside the car.

"Do not worry my friend, Vijay's scooter will tow the car back to the pits in no time."

[As a last resort, a sacrifice to the racing gods may bring a win next race?

Marshal: Look, just because you're in India doesn't mean you have to worship every picture of a cow.

Buemi receives the acclaim after a hot lap.

Buemi attempts to escape from an imminent collision with Lewis Hamilton on a Moped.

Marshal: Hey boss, how's the oil level? Want me to clean the windshield? Candy?

Buemi's rain dance offended the local Indians, much to his confusion.

As Sebastian Buemi walks away from the crippled Torro Rosso, he becomes frustrated when he remembers that he left the water running at home.

Controversy surrounds the India GP as one of the Toro Roso drivers was found DUI during the race, one of the FIA investigators comment: "The strange behaviour (praying to his car) and the mysterious smoke coming out from his car made us believe in the existence of illegal substances on his car".[/BBC_NEWS]

A failure in the engine has occured and the engine has been shut down to prevent further damage. 👍

Bernie in race control. I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE.

9.4 CONDITIONS OF ENTRY
9.4.1 - It is a condition of entry to the Republic of India that any driver requiring assistance from
the marshalls agrees to take part in Megastar Chiranjeevi's next Bollywood film.
9.4.2 - This may require the ability to powerslide a horse.

Oh bollocks I left my iPhone in there

Marshal: Hey, do you smell something?
Buemi: Hamilton isn't the only one who likes to pay tribute to Bob Marley...

Toro Rosso's Tandoori Oven is too hot for Alguersauri

Buemi regrets his decision of using a 24-pack of Red Bull as a means of engine cooling.

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Round Eighteen - Abu Dhabi will follow next week​

 

[niky]

G2Oh.