F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Pupik]

Come on, nobody else is a mage?

Apparently no-one watched The Italian Job either.

Deer God, them's trawling fur votes.

 

[dhandeh]

B D R

A point each.

 

[DK]

I - 2
S - 1
Caps.

 

[PIGBOY]

b - 2
p - 1

 

[Akmuq]

N-2
L-1

Can't be bothered putting something interesting down here.

 

[LewyOs]

A - 2
K - 1

Caps.

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

B - 2
E - 1

cops

 

[Alex.]

P,b,s.

 

[Touring Mars]

C - 1
P - 1
S - 1

Last call for votes, folks... will be closing voting at 10 am GMT tomorrow morning (or thereabouts) so if you want to vote and haven't done so yet, please do so soon!

💡

 

[niky]

so if you want to receive a vote and haven't done so yet, please do so soon!

💡

Yes, please. Though it won't change my season much. This damn Ferrari doesn't have much life left in it at this point.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND NINETEEN - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 19th December 1000 GMT
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries

Nelson Piquet fills in Bernie on last nights epic game of pin the tail on the donkey...

Piquet: Wait there Bernie, your top button is undone

Piquet conducts the F1 pit orchestra for a rendition of "Old Man River".

Bernie observes the waxwork of Piquet.

Size of Bernie Ecclestone in shot compared to Piquet's hand is to scale.

Piquet: When you raced back in the day Bernie, you grabbed the big wooden steering wheel like this right?

Rippp, Piquet realises that his race suit doesn't fit as well as it used to now he has put on a few pounds.

Piquet: This is how much Bernie used to pay me to drive for Brabham.

Piquet displays the unique talent of undressing an invisable woman.

This is how much talent Junior has compared to me...

It was THIS big.

SIGN MY TITS!

Nelson "Bernie, you know excessive masturbation makes you blind?

Bernie "I'm over here, Nelson"

Guy in the background: Oh dat ass!

This is how much I like Bernie I I I mean. [nervous smile]
Bernie thinks: I was the one who made up the crash gate scandel.

Toro Rosso reveals it's driver lineup for 2012

Bernie: Ah Piquet, you always get me with your robot dance. Bravo!

"What were you doing last night, Nelson? Spare no gory details, you sly dog!"

Petra Ecclestone (verb): the awkward moment when two men realise they know the same
girl for two very different reasons.

Mr Piquet: Who am I signing this too?
Autograph hunter: Mr Salazar
Mr Piquet: First name?
Autograph Hunter: Eliseo
Piquet: 🤬🤬

Piquet: "...First mention of his P45 and he was sobbing down the radio, the pansy."

Piquet Senior was always sympathetic to his son, more so when the highlight of his career was THAT crash.

Piquet still enthusiastic about driving F1, even if he isn't in the car he's in a driving pose and a race suit.

2011 F1 Standings:

Drivers Championship: Sebastian Vettel

Constructors' Championship: Red Bull

Musical Statues: Nelson Piquet

When the Thai barmaid said: "Yes, me take Mastercard" I gave her Nigel's wallet. Imagine his surprise when he woke up in a brothel the next morning surrounded by transvestites...

Nelson tries to attempt "The Dougie"

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Good luck to all, and thanks to everyone who has contributed to another successful year of the F1 Caption Competition!!



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[Jimlaad43]

P-2
v-1

 

[Pupik]

S - 1
D - 1
A - 1

I'd like to thank my fans, sponsors, and competitors for a great season, and I would have been quicker this year, but my exhaust blown defuser and aero package were constantly under development. Still, I was faster than Schumacher, who never got any votes all year.

 

[PeterJB]

C-1
N-1
O-1

Consistency has improved this year compared to previous years, victory at Spa was the highlight for me. But the pace generally hasn't been as good as last year, when I lead for the first 5 rounds. Development and lack updates are what I need to improve on for next season.

 

[Jimlaad43]

I need to win more than one round.
Breaking out the Attenborough references for the season.

 

[C-ZETA]

G - 1
P - 2

And instead of an end of the year way of closing out more caps messages, I have to say: how did I get 2nd last round?! That's like Force India from '09 or something

 

[Azure Flare]

H-1
S-1
W-1

Tune in next year to see if Sebastian Vettel and Red Bull can become 3-time world champions.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

H-1
J-1
P-1
Caps!

And I thought I had a winner this time

 

[RACECAR]

B - 1
I - 1
L -1

Alot of work to do, cherry picking didn't really help my chances either. I'll be happy just to keep top 20 in points.

 

[niky]

H2V.

I am very unhappy with our performance this year, and I blame it all on Felipe. Because whenever we ordered him to take out Button, he crashed into Hamilton, instead.

 

[PureAwesomeness]

A -2
Q - 1

Hope I've done this correctly. I'm only an occasional player.

 

[hawkeye122]

A1
H2

Too bad I got in on the very last round...

 

[livemusic]

L 2
F 1

Done.

 

[Lizard]

F 1
L 1
E 1
done

 

[Guardian]

B - 1
m -1

 

[LewyOs]

B - 1
F - 1
Q - 1

Caps.

 

[PeterJB]

B - 1
m -1

You have to make three votes, not two.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

A
D
V
1 point for each. Happy with top 10 in my rookie year and starting late as well, and a podium or 2 along the way!
Next year...

 

[DK]

M - 2
W - 1

I have such an immature sense of humour.

 

[ADEuk]

H - 2
J - l