F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Famine]

I shall vote in the manner of The Fast and the Furious.

One point each... for NOS!

 

[Flex0r]

A
D
S

A point each

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SEVENTEEN - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Tues 13th November 1900 GMT
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

Sound System: "Looooool, loooooooolololol..."
Vitaly: "Which one of you jokers filled my iPod with Eduard Khil?

What's wrong with the radio? All I'm getting is air traffic control...

What?.....I was just playing doctors and nurses with some of the grid girls and they wanted to see my stethoscope.

Petrov hears through his iPod:

We're no strangers to looooove
You know the rules, and so do I...

Petrov is alarmed when he catches Bernie doing exotic dancing.

Vitaly seeing his next driver contract for the first time

Caterham chief officer: Ok guys, let's see if we can keep a good pace during the race to finish ahead of... PETROV, ARE YOU LISTENING?

Petrov: What?

"Vitaly, you have qualified P19. 7 tenths ahead of Heikki..."

Petrov's fortunes are about to take a Skyfall as he finds a present From Russia With No Love.

There is nothing to see here, move along...

Race engingeer: "I Am Weasel is Commander Worf."
Petrov: "lolwut"

Heikki: What do you think of my bra, Vitaly?

Petrov's sports psychologist finds him a new tune to pump him up before the race...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwqqZPlAI7E#t=1m04s

Viral-video-themed films becoming new trend in Bollywood as Petrov watches "Two Girls, One Kulhar."

Petrov: I just realized... I don't think my headphones were ever plugged in...

In Soviet Russians, iPod listens to you.

Vitaly: Guys I'm sorry, but the car just died.
Engineer: Vitaly, you're holding the stethoscope on your own chest.
Vitaly: ...

Vitaly had suspected someone else may have been testing his car for a while, but now he was sure...

Vitaly: "Look into my eyes Tony and tell me Coulthard has not been wearing my headphones!"

"No, wait, you actually hit all of the apexes?"

 

[gorsad]

BBQ please

 

[Touring Mars]

D - 1
Q - 1
R - 1

Done.

 

[Liquid]

C - 2
Q - 1

Parc ferme.

 

[ghskilla]

Q2. R1.

Finally beat you, caps filter.

 

[TheBook]

Q2. Miss. H1. Hit!

 

[DK]

Queue 2, Cee 1

 

[niky]

J2Q.

And Knight to Ocean's 11, too.

 

[livemusic]

M2 - T1

That's it.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

I score 2 votes (I WISH!!! - Don't know if anyone even understood mine) and T scores the other.

 

[Flex0r]

D - 1
M - 1
Q - 1

Caps eh!

 

[Jimlaad43]

b2r1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

A-1
I-2
Eh!

 

[zed300]

f 2
i 1

 

[Omnis]

S2 A1

Not a very good week. And I'm never drinking from a kulhar ever.

 

[Famine]

IQM, each with the same scoringness as the other.

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting is now closed - results will follow this evening hopefully 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND EIGHTEEN - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Wed 21st November 1900 GMT
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries

"Leave me alone."

Kimi - 🤬 off.

Coulthard: So, how does it feel to be on the top step of the podium again?

Kimi: It feels like the top of the podium

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Coulthard couldn't contain his dismay as Kimi, who somehow got drunk on rose water, thought the microphone was a Magnum ice-cream.

DC: You seemed very composed in the closing stages of the race, how did you do it?

Kimi: I was having a 🤬.

Kimi: Maybe I drive to get off, baby.

I don't miss the champagne. I had a good swig of Smirnoff at my first pitstop.

...

...have I told you what lovely eyes you have?

Raikkonen: "I'd have to say DRIVEN was the best racing movie ever."

Coulthard: Now I know why you are always so quiet. Stop spitting on me!

"Uh, yes I think it is quite clear that Archer is better than Picard."

David just realized that Kimi's mic wasn't turned on, luckily nobody noticed the difference.

Karaoke was a harrowing memory from their years at McLaren together that Coulthard had concealed in his memory... Until today.

Kimi Raikonnen looks on as David Coulthard loses hand in freak accident when he hit his chisel jaw at precisely the wrong angle.

Kimi: You have reached Kimi Raikkonen's answer phone. Kimi is unavailable to talk right now.
If you wish to interview him press 1. This is also the amount of words in his answer.
If you wish to tell him how to do his job. Please hang up now.

You are lucky there is no alcohol in rose water or I would have to lick you dry...

Kimi: What did you 🤬 mean David, when you apologized on my behalf saying that English is not our first language; we use expletives in Finnish too!

David: Sheesh now he opens up! Just smile more Kimi please.

Kimi Raikkonen and David Coulthard celebrate their 10th anniversary of being McLaren team-mates in style

Kimi: Where is Coulthard?
DC: Peek-A-Boo!!

Jeez David, I'm not looking forward to retirement if I get as bad dandruff as you have.

"All I know is my gut says 'maybe'."

Coulthard asks Kimi: "We know you're a man of few words Kimi, but have you got anything more you'd like to share with the audience?"

Kimi replies with his impromptu party piece... A 'Michael Winslow' style F1 impersonation.

Kimi: 1st IS the Lotus position.
Coulthard: Huh
Kimi: It is also the position I take a 🤬 in.
Coulthard: *Facepalm*

 

[Jimlaad43]

LCO 1 point each

 

[DK]

Frank - 2
Williams - 1

 

[ghskilla]

M
P
W

One point each.

 

[Liquid]

I - 2
U - 1

Parc ferme.

 

[niky]

CGI baby, all of Hollywood does it.

 

[gorsad]

DFM for me.

 

[Flex0r]

CMW caps caps caps

 

[Pezzarinho17]

The captions this round were a HIT for me!

 

[evertV12]

A-2, c-1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

C-1
A-1
W-1

What a Raven says eh