AI'd like to point out to everyone that my mate Fernando here isn't wearing any pants...
BWebber shows off his Vettel impersonation.
CWebber: "I'm not poking you, I'm not poking you, I'm not poking you..."
DAlonso: Hey Mark, do you know why you are so popular with the ladies? Because you let your partner come first.
Webber: Ba-dum-tshh!
EDrunk Webber: And that is how I and Sebastian's girlfriend spent the night.
Thats what you get when you make me a number two driver.
FAlonso: Come on, who doesn't know by now that when Koreans say 'our meatballs are the dog's bollocks', they really mean it?
GTeach Felipe this:
"Oppa Number Two Style!"
HAlonso: Think anyone can help me with the championship?
Webber: *Points at Maldonado
IDrunk Webber: And that'z how I woke up under the christmas tree naked.
J"Oh no you di'nt!"
KWebber's mocking impersonation of his teammate "Finger Boy"...not 2 seconds after Vettel excused himself to the Little-Boys' room. The next capture in the sequence has Webber screeching "Woohoo! We did it guys!" while shooting his fists in the air.
L"Screw Gangnam Style, I'd take Night Fever over that any day of the week mate"
MAlonso - *smells beer on Webber's breath* "I see you've been drinking Foster's..."
Webber - "Australians don't really drink that crap."
NInterviewer: Mark, as your championship hopes fade, who will you help support for the title?
O"All the single ladies!
(All the single ladies!)
All the single ladies!
(All the single ladies!)"
PRosberg: "...and I just hope that I get through the race without being hit by Crashtor Mentaldonado."
Webber: "Ba Dum Dum TISH"
Alonso: "Lol Kobaycrashi"
QYou may think Webber's just lost it, but secretly, Alonso just kicked him in the man bags.
RAlonso: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Webber: Hit it.
SFernando - I'm not falling for the 'pull my finger' trick again.
TMark: Hey Fernando, check out my impression of actor Jim Carey in the movie Mask - 'Smokin
Fernando: You are the funniest #2 driver I know Mark
Don't votes have to be split 2-1? Or was I doing this wrong?