AMarshall: "We only rated that crash a 4, try harder next time."
BNew lime flavour 'Merlo'. Gives you wings!
CNow how many fingers am I holding up? Seven?!? He's okay, boys, lift it up.
DBizarrely, Jean-Eric Vergne was taken out by the lone USF1 entry.
EVergne became momentarily confused. Seeing "Nova" on the side of his car, he decided to drive like a spotty 17-year old outside the local McDonalds.
FI gave my Pickups some Marshalls
Pickups love Marshalls
GRed bull gives you.
Forklifts???
H6 men 1 forklift.
IA furious marshall gives JEV the finger as he had €50 on him to claim a points-scoring finish.
JThe new Lotus branded kerbs work then!
K"What did you hit? Oh! It was that kerb that Sebastian Buemi and Jaime Alguersuari put down earlier this morning."
LLewis Hamilton was here.
M~I'm Romain Grosjean, pleased to meet you.~
NPains, Cranes and Automobiles.
OItalian Marshall - Toro Rosso? Mamma Mia, with driving like that, Vino Rosso?
PMarshall: Are you Italian?
JEV: No, I'm French.
Marshall: What engine does this car have?
JEV: It has a Ferrari en-
Marshall: IS THE CAR OKAY?!
QJEV: "Did I get Maldonadowned?"
RMy technical director told me the grass was the fastest way around the circuit.
S"Don't worry. This rear wing is going nowhere..."
T"I'm afraid, Monsieur Vergne, you've contracted Maldonarditis."
UJEV: Zut alors! Are the TV cameras on me?; Oh, so many caring Marshalls; Red Bull gave me not wings, but a sore derriere ooh la la!
VDue to recent cut backs, several Oompa Loompas had to find work elsewere.
WIf i was Lewis Hamilton, i'd surely have tweeted this by now #damnsuspension
XMarshall: "Now, Jev, when I give the signal, Fred here in the tractor is going to start flinging you around and bashing
you into absolutely everything in sight. It's not going to be fun. Are you sure you're ready?"
Vergne: "Yes."
Marshall: "Alright, boys, fire up the Helmut Marko simulator!"
YMarshall: Just a sec. Jev the tractor will restart the engine by the starter pull cord, after that be sure to mow all the grass around the track this time.