F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

ROUND ELEVEN - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Wed 22nd August 1900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries

Plácido Domingo: "So, Kimi, an astounding race, how do you feel with your 2nd place finish?"

Kimi: "Yes, I am Finnish."

One does not simply interview Kimi Raikkonen.

Kimi ponders.. on whether he can successfully parkour the cable in front of him.

Placido: "Hola Kimi.... it was a very good race from you. How do you feel about your result?"

Kimi (thinking): "If you keep on babbling I'll feel very wet in my pants.... damn... I gotta pee that much I could fill the hoover reservoir..."

The Formula One wax museum's Awkward Wing is now open, with Flavio dressed as a reporter.

Plácido Domingo: Congratulations Kimi, an excellent finnish and a very well conducted race...

Kimi Räikkönen: I see your jokes have not improved Plácido. Now where is that tenor you owe me...

Reporter: So, how do you feel about 2nd place

Kimi: Bad

Reporter: Okay Kimi, hold it there, no need to go all Shakespeare on us. We get it, you're disappointed, God.

Plácido Domingo has been trying to get an answer from Kimi for 20 minutes now...

I was a young man when this interview started.

Over twenty years after receiving his letter, Jim finally fixes it for Kimi to sing with one of The Three Tenors

Kimi: "How did Vijay get up here"?

Plácido Domingo - So Kimi, after missing a few seasons of F1 to try your hand at rallying, considering the various rule changes, the influx of new drivers, new circuits to the calendar, testing restrictions and other economical restraints, how do you rate your performance since returning to F1?

Kimi - Yes.

Even after spending several years out of F1, Kimi has not forgotten how to deliver entertaining interviews.

Domingo: "Kimi now I'm going to sing a song for someone who is very dear to me."

Kimi:

Domingo: ♫ "And I will always love Lewis whoooo hooo..."

Kimi:

Kimi was shown this picture later, but had no recollection of it.

"So was it because the Hungarian GP was very exhausting or you were so overcome by second place?"
KR: "No, I was taking a ****."

Brian Cox's ventriloquism act was not the success he'd been hoping for.

"Welcome to Formula One's annual karaoke competition. Please welcome to the stage our first contestants, Kimi Raikkonen and Placido Domingo, who will be performing Rebecca Black's 'Friday'."

After watching 'Madagascar', Kimi tries to employ the Penguin's motto "Just smile and wave". However being Räikkö-bot, these two actions don't compute.

Brace yourselves, a one-word answer is coming.

As the new "Formula One: Don't Drink and Drive" Ambassador, is there something you'd like to say, Kimi?

Plácido Domingo tries his hand at rap music with the help of Raikonnen's beatboxing skills.

I'm sure Éric said three tenners if I drove for him this year...

 

[Nessy]

G - 1
L - 1
O - 1

Good entries this week 👍, hard to choose.

 

[DemurgicDemon]

L - 2
o - 1

 

[livemusic]

C- 1
L- 2

Done.

 

[DK]

L - 2, O - 1.

Unfortunately, I'm too unimaginative to come up with something to say which renders the caps filter useless.

 

[Jimlaad43]

L
S
O

1 point each

 

[niky]

This contest is complete B.S. Two of one and one of the other, please.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

T - 2
B - 1

Caps.

 

[ghskilla]

L - 1
O - 2

No, I don't want sticky keys enabled.

 

[dhandeh]

H
J
U

Caps Filter Bypassed.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

B L G
Taking a snapshot of the voting so far, if I lose by a point for being honest - Team tactics allowed in F1, but the caption contest is a more serious event....

 

[gorsad]

BIS

Funny, that's about it.

 

[Pupik]

Nuttin' but
L - 1
U - 1
V - 1
for ya baby.

 

[DemurgicDemon]

Out of curiosity, could someone tell me how to bypass the caps filter? I wasn't able to do it with my votes.

 

[Touring Mars]

Out of curiosity, could someone tell me how to bypass the caps filter? I wasn't able to do it with my votes.

You need to add additional text or full stops, since the forum software does not allow posts that only contain caps... it doesn't matter though, lower case is perfectly OK 👍

 

[Flex0r]

A point each.
H
L
S

 

[GTP_Ingram]

s - 1
t - 1
u - 1

Typed extra stuff here to get around the caps filter, but typed my votes in lowercase anyway, 'cos that's how I roll.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I think I'm going to have to Alonso it this round: hope for a handful of points and pray that a few other results go my way.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

How come the photo is not displaying? - It is displaying now; sorry I missed this round; like F1, I was on holidays

 

[livemusic]

It is to me.

 

[dhandeh]

I'm seeing it fine.

 

[LewyOs]

C - 2
T - 1

Caps.

 

[Lizard]

L-2

s-1.

 

[Turbo-Kai]

L - 2
t -1

 

[Touring Mars]

L - 2
V - 1

Fin.

 

[Famine]

O2; B1

Gills.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TWELVE - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Mon 17th September 1900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries

Lewis (on team radio) - "Guys, I'm not happy with this low downforce front wing".

Stewards say Hamilton's fault. Again.

Taken to task for a tweet - taken out by a twit

Due to my one round ban, I am unable to provide a caption for this round. Sorry.

Belgium: The aftermath of Hurricane Romain.

"Guys, I think we should retire the car."

"I used to be a big fan of Hammy, but now i'm sick of this Hotheaded Gangsta wanna-be, and why is Lewis (did-um's) Hamilton such a petulant spoilt brat all the time?, iv'e had enough of him always throwing his dummy out of the pram, and it's quite clear he lacks maturity and intelligence - just look at his racecraft at Spa...
He potentially caused that near fatal F1 crash, by not for-seeing what was about to happen around him.
It all could have been so easily avoided, if only he hadn't failed to brake whilst interlocked between Grosjean's wheels.. he even failed to brake whilst airborne!
When will McLaren realise this Gangsta Boi is a liability?, the boy needs whipping into place."

"Yep... ^ i can imagine the hate comments towards me already" *sighs Lewis Hamilton as he tweets to his followers (post crash) from the intimacy of his cockpit*

"I haven’t thought about Formula One for weeks."

It shows...

Grosjean: THIS IS SPARTA.

Sorry. I was sending a tweet.

"Lewis, we're going to need you to preserve this set of tires for as long as possible. We're going for fifty laps on these tires, then you can pit."

"Guys, I'm out. We're finished."

"Lewis, we're going to need you to preserve this set..."

"Guys, I've been in an accident. I'm not going anywhere."

"...laps on these tires, then you can pit."

"Guys?"

"Lewis, we're going to..."

Blinded by his jealous rage toward his teammate's rear wing setup, Lewis failed to realize that the team had installed the biggest upgrade of the weekend on his own car - The new omnidirectional adjustable suspension.

"I'm sorry," came the message over the radio. "You've failed your driving test. You scored a major on the 'Keep your distance from lunatic Frenchmen' section".

"My car's got no nose."
"Understood Lewis. How does it smell?"
" ... "

"Guys, I don't see Maldonado anywhere in the mess... Have Williams developed a remote crash activator for him?"

Sometimes you jump the start, other times, the start jumps you.

Grosjean's suggestion of more toe out to the McLaren, left Hamilton a little toey alright.

Hamilton was complaining of poor turn-in in his car, so Grosjean tried to give him a 4-wheel-steering system.

Lewis Hamilton
@LewisHamilton​

Hey guys, taken out by @RGrosjean 2day at T1 #omgwhatafool. Race telemetry to follow, peace out, Lewis.

Lewis Hamilton: "What's Pastor's excuse this time!?"

Martin Whitmarsh: "He said 'a Frenchman did it'."

Lews: "hey pit crew... 10 grands for the one who brings me Raimon's head on a silver platter!....oh and tell Nicole I'll be home for dinner earlier"

When reviewing this picture later, Lewis was most ticked about not having the new wing plate. So much so that he posted telemetry on twitter showing how the new wing could have helped him save the car from the crash.

Lewis on pitradio: "Oh sorry guys, I played too much PS3 on my holidays. ooopss!"

Hamilton: They said there was valet parking!

"Ah, so that's what Grosjean meant when he said the race start would be a blast."

Meanwhile, in F1 2011 Online.

LEWIS: I don't need Kamui to tweet it, I KNOW that Sauber makes its suspension from Nokias.

"Who the hell hit me?"
"Grosjean"
"Why?!"
"It was Maldonado's day off."

Hamilton: Quit telling "Yo Momma" jokes over the radio guys, the last one had me in pieces.

 

[dhandeh]

M
S
Z

One point each.

 

[niky]

FNP, Ones all round.

 

[gorsad]

NPZ are my votes. One for each