ASutil: "Ha! Esteban's finger revolver is no match for my champagne flute."
BSauber F1's Film Night: Brokeback Mountain
CEsteban and Adrian;
Ladies contain yourselves.
DBoys, you're going to have to duel to keep your seats next year.
It's champagne glasses at dawn.
EThe only points Sauber will get this year.
GEsteban-ditos
H"Look, just shoot me instead, Esteban. I don't even like Sauber..."
I"The Desesperadoes"
JYou asked for more racy telenovelas...
KSo, who managed to navigate turn 1?
LEsteban: You're not going to get drunk tonight and start trouble again, are you?
Adrian: No, I'm Sauber these days.
MReporter: Which one of you is Sauber's number one driver this season?
Esteban & Adrian: me!
NAfter yet another pointless race, the Sauber drivers were told to pull their fingers out.
OPlease tell me that noise was just another gearbox breaking...
P"I don't know how this happened. I don't know why it's happening. What I do know is that somehow, this is all Lewis Hamilton's fault."
QSo who was booing Rosberg after the race?
RSaubers confirmed as "the Bad" in the remake of "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"; Mercedes are set to be "the Good" while Lotus are "the Ugly".
S"Which one of you found the raw egg in their hat?"
TWith the Austin race approaching, the Sauber team practices the road side blood alcohol test, of touch the end of your nose with your fore finger and walk ten paces along the white line.