F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Pupik]

D - 2
E - 1

Delaware II: this time, there's sales tax.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FOURTEEN - Voting

Submitted Entries

"The highest a Caterham has been all season".

Caterham requested a Twenty Million Dollar Man, because Six Million is not enough for a race seat.

As the first team to implement an ejection seat, Caterham had some issues involving premature ejections.

*Note: Kamui died on the way back to his home planet*

"I must go now - my people need me."

The Singapore Flyer

If you look closely, you can see the strings.

Kamui: Was it "Singapore Sling" or "Singapore Wings"? I'm gonna look dumb without those wings.

Despite Caterham’s troubles, Kamui remains resilient to bounce back.

Kamui was told he'd be for the High Jump if his results didn't improve. Sadly, this was lost in translation.

Kamui: "Now, how did Tom Daley do this again?"

The Kobayashi Maru faces yet another no-win situation.

Oh no , I forgot that I have cookies in oven.

"To infinity and ... no, just to Turn 7."

Marshal: Maybe I shouldn't of had that last drink

Kamui experiences the F1 'rapture' of driving a back marker car

While praised by many testers for its realistic graphics, Codemasters' new F1 title did have its share of glitches.

Hopefully no one's going to understand I shut off the car intentionally.

Kamui could never have realised that he would get such a literal boot from his race seat ahead of the Japenese Grand Prix...

I knew that invisible jet pack I devised last year, would come in handy.
Lets go...back to the pits.

In an unexpected turn, Caterham have sold Kobayashi's Suzuka drive to the makers of Super Mario Bros.

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• Please read all entries before voting
• Deadline for voting is Tuesday 7th October 0900 BST
• Good luck!

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[TheBook]

EEC, a ghost!

 

[Pupik]

E - 1
D - 1
G - 1

y.

 

[Flex0r]

E-1
G-1
I-1

 

[NFX]

FCN

 

[niky]

E2L.

Koba koba koba...

 

[Jimlaad43]

naq

 

[BlacqueJacques]

ANC and Nelson Mandela
A-1
N-1
C-1

 

[GTP_Ingram]

LTA - one apiece.

 

[Soundtrack]

B - 1
D - 1
Q - 1

 

[Pezzarinho17]

AFL get a vote each from me.

 

[Famine]

DLN - Dead Last Nutjob.

 

[DK]

N - 2
Q - 1 - hey, that's what Caterham can't get out of!

 

[magpie1997]

Q-2
A-1

 

[zed300]

Q-2
C-1

 

[Touring Mars]

My votes:

E - 1
N - 1
Q - 1

Please note, the deadline for voting has been moved forward to Monday 0900 BST - please get your votes in ASAP if you still intend to vote 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FIFTEEN - Voting

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Submitted Entries

Look at that evil, despotic cult of personality dictator talking to Vladimir Putin.

"I want your job."

Bernie: Do you really want me to kiss you?

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice...

Bernie; Vlad, you need a tic tac, seriously!

Bernie: I can't believe he looks perfectly fine after all that vodka last night, I can hardly stand up straight.

Bernie: Are you sure that's your hand?
Vladimir: Just keep shaking.

Bernie: "Vladimir, there's a few million Euro missing from this briefcase."
Putin: "Oh, Crimea river."

One of these men is a power hungry dictator who captivates and rules millions. The other, is Vladmir Putin.

Putin: "In Soviet Russia, justice system bribe you."

It's been a while, Lord Voldemort

Vlad: "That didn't seem like a very close race, Bernie."

Bernie: "Well you see my friend, some cars are more equal than others."

Okay then, we hold the world ransom for...one...hundred...BILLION DOLLARS!

Putin: Well, I guess we'll see you next year?

Bernie: If the money is right, of course.

Putin: Don't Ukraine on my parade...

Mister Ecclestone, this may be my first appearance in this so-called caption competition, but I assure you, it will not be my last.

Putin: "Don't make me happy. You wouldn't like me when I'm happy."

Putin: Quickly Bernie, how much money did I make on this?

Bernie: Keep your shirt on Vlad, please; like Ukraine, you made out like a bandit, again!

"Look, Vlad, I've got some bad news: we've been photographed for the GTP Caption Competition, and it's not going to be flattering."

"Say no more. My people will take care of this."

Touring Mars said

ROUND FIFTEEN - Submitted Entries

A said
"Vlad, you're so amazing!"

B said
"Vlad, you're so handsome!"

C said
"Bernie, your business model is fair, reasonable and highly effective!"

Voting is open until Wed 29 May at 0900 GMT.

Putin: If you think being the boss of F1 is hard, try being the PM of Russia
Ecclestone: Why would I want to be the PM of Russia?

Bernie paid me to say this:
Vlad your so amazing!

Your definatly all man, Mr President...

"Stop it!!!! President...Your piercing glare and suggestive smile, has me visually unbuttoning your shirt."
"I still got it,... aachachaa,"

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
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• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
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• Deadline for voting is Tuesday 28th October 0900 BST
• Good luck!

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[Liquid]

D - 2
R - 1

Parc ferme.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

K - 1
P - 1
S - 1

And we're done.

 

[mikeerfol]

G 1
H 1
R 1

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

G - 1
M - 2

 

[Flex0r]

I - 1
H -1
R - 1

Exit stage left <<<<<

 

[GTP_Ingram]

D - 1
R - 2

 

[TheBook]

R2 with a dash of A-1 steak sauce, please.

 

[Jimlaad43]

mhd

 

[niky]

HR2.

So Meta.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

CD

ROM (one each)

 

[Touring Mars]

Toyed with the idea of posting the poll in the style of Entry R, but I resisted the temptation...

My votes:

D - 1
N - 1
R - 1

 

[magpie1997]

R-2
G-1