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So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen.
I'd like to stay and taste my last champagne.
B
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"Screw you guys, I'm going home"
D
"I'll never make my escape with everybody watching me........."
"Look up, everyone! A cloud in the shape of a W07!"
*runs away*
E
Sure Alaïa is gonna fill that cup fast!
F
"Just keep smiling and hopefully no one will realise that the one you took is actually the 2012 Manufacturers Championship trophy."
G
Rosberg: "And on that bombshell, good night."
H
"F1 racing teams hate him! See how he scrambled the 2017 grid with one simple, easy-to-learn trick!"
I
"... and I'd also like to thank God."
J
"Lewis, the boys found the part of your engine that failed."
K
Now if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with two girls who are going to show me exactly what to do with this...
L
Hi I'm Nico Rosberg, welcome to Jackass!!
This bit is called F1 Bail Out!!
M
Nico: Bye Lewis...enjoy being second best this time!
N
NR: And most of all, I'd like to thank God...
LH: You're welcome!
NR: *sigh*
O
Nico:*thinks to himself* I'm so done with these idiots, sigh, smile and wave just smile and wave.
P
Hands on Hips Guy: At least Bottas might be a bit more sincere on the radio.
Woman with Folded Arms: I've just received five hundred business cards for him we ordered after the last race, the little sod.
Q
Nico thinking to himself: Wait till they here my retirement announcement and I can say Lewis will never ever beat me again; das ist gut!
Sorted out now,@Jimlaad43 Thanks again for doing the poll - the final entry rule is normally the most recent post is used unless stated otherwise
AOh My GAWD! Is Stoffel wearing Force India Nail Varnish!
BVandoorne: Hey guys, see this face? Our car produces so much G-force with how fast it is, it gives you this facial expression!
Max: That's no G-force, man. It's more like "G-farce" from where we sit...
CLance and Max spot Stoffel's ex girlfriend trying to get his attention.
DMax Verstappen: "I have to give it to you, Stoffel. You do the best Ralf Schumacher impression."
EStoffel: "I'd give it 5 minutes before using that toilet"
FMax: Hey Stoffel, did you hear the good news? The FIA have dropped the "Verstappen rule"!
Lance: And looking at test times, we'll be passing you on track a lot....
GI think you made your point with the beach chair, Fernando. The bikini is a bit over the top!
HLance: Why is Giovanazzi in the Sauber?
Stoffel: I may have given Pascal too hard of a slap on the back after practice.
IVerstappen: "So, Stoffel, are you Van-done with jokes about your name yet?"
JStof: "Well now we know why Seb gives his cars ladies' names. Next time I visit him I'll remember to knock first..."
KVandoorne: "Just you wait, I think we'll be much faster than we were in testing."
Verstappen: "Stoffel, everyone knows you've just brought your Super Formula car painted in black and orange."
Vandoorne ".......I don't know what you're talking about. "
LThe McLaren MCL32 has the unfortunate side effect of turning drivers into Prince Charles.
MStoffel: The grid girls just told me they preffered spotty faced young boys.
NDon't cry, Stoffel.
Don't raise you eye -
It's only a teenage wasteland.
ORelatively new Kids on the Block
PVerstappen: Mr Vandoorne, what gave you that dimple?
Vandoorne: *hesitates* Maybe-that-one-McLaren-M-C-L-thirty-two-thing?"
QOut of shot, left: As Fernando Alonso's Japanese isn't that great, he takes to extreme sign language to explain what's wrong with the new Honda engine.