F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Pezzarinho17]

AIM

 

[Mike458]

CCH

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

B2
F1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

C-1
I-1
M-1

 

[Famine]

B - 1
F - 1
H - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting is now closed - results will follow later today (hopefully!)

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND NINETEEN - Voting

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• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Tuesday 6th December 0900 GMT
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries​

We're going to need a bigger swearbox...

JPM: "Remember that time when a deer crossed the track right in front of me...? Have you found any of those yet?"

Vettel: "Me? No, all I see crossing in front of me are dogs..."

JPM: "Dogs...?"

Vettel: "Yeah. 🤬 bitches hogging the 🤬 track limits! "

Montoya: The last time I called someone a 🤬 idiot in an F1 car, I ended up in NASCAR. You wanna be careful Seb.

"Fair play Seb, this year you've got disappointing results, broken rules to get your own way, and moaned constantly - you're a perfect fit for Ferrari now!"

"At least I actually fit in the car, Juan......."

JPM: I may come back to F1 next season - Gene Haas has offered me a drive for his new team, Haas-Been Racing...

Seb: "This time won't swear and keep calm the entire race, said no Juan ever."

Juan: After this years efforts, you may need to start looking over your shoulder.
Seb: After looking over your shoulder, I see what you mean.

Vettel: "It's Prisonermonkeys' birthday next week, and I have no idea what to get him."

Montoya: "I don't know ... maybe another title for Hamilton? Do you think he'd like that?"

Vettel: Which one are you? Massa? Barrichello? Maldonado?
Montoya: What? I'm Montoya. Do we all look alike to you?
Vettel: South American drivers, man. Once you've seen Juan, you've seen them all...

Montoya: Hey Seb, I think you're going to have to make your team radio more AUP friendly...

Seb: Good Juan, Juan.

JPM - "...And then I poured away Kimi's vodka bottle and swapped it for water."
Seb - "Whenever he beats me I empty his ice cream freezer and fill it with peas."

Vettel (thinking): ...when is Juan is going to introduce me to Kate's Other Dirty Sister?

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Juan: Can you believe this is the only photo available for the F1 Caption contest this time around, and no sombreros?

Seb: I remember the F1 seasons when the photos and captions were all about me!

JPM : "Thanks to you this thread now fills with swearing and censorship..."

SV: "You haven't been in the Castro thread yet, have you?"

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If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Please note that some entries may differ slightly from original posts as formatting of text is removed in the process of compiling the poll. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

E - 2
I - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

A-2
C-1

 

[TRGTspecialist]

A - 1
E - 1
H - 1

 

[TheBook]

C-2
D-1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

D-1
C-1
J-1

 

[Flex0r]

A - 1
E - 1
I - 1

 

[Soundtrack]

A - 2
I - 1

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

ELM

 

[Ryk]

M-1
K-2

 

[Touring Mars]

A - 1
F - 1
I - 1

 

[Famine]

A is an easy 2pt, but I can't decide where the other 1 goes at the moment...

 

[zed300]

F-2
I-1

 

[DK]

o HAI there, I can haz voteburger?

 

[XJ40]

C 1
F 1
K 1

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TWENTY - Voting

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• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Thursday 15th December 0900 GMT
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries
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This time, DC is determined to stop himself making another interview go horribly awkward.

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"Hi Dan - oh, that's a big, red, bull you have. Looks like it's getting pretty wet, do you want me to hold it for you?"

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"....................."

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"...........dammit."

DC - What do you call a man wearing two raincoats?

Danno - Max....

DC catches Ricciardo receiving a rather saucy text message from Carmen Jorda

DC: Daniel, a quick word for Channel 4?
DR: Bye.

DC: So Daniel do you think there was too much water on the circuit to race?

Daniel: My webbed feet were not much help!

David Coulthard can’t hide his embarrassment as he realizes Daniel’s Pumas fill other purposes than podium drinking ceremonies.

Coulthard can't help but looked concerned as Ricciardo transfixes on an Alpinestar boot left out in the rain. Perhaps it was time to stage an intervention over Daniel's drinking problem.

DC: Daniel, could you do your Vettel imitation for the people watching at home...?

Ricci: Sorry, I don't do 🤬 impressions.

As the teams and media gather in the pitlane for the second Red Flag period, Black Beatles by Rae Sremmurd starts playing through the speakers

Hi Dan, I've put my name in for the Mercedes seat, can I get a reference from you?

Dan, I'd like to talk to you about an idea I've had to replace the shoey. You drink from your race lid instead - I call it 'slurping the helmet'...

"Dan, you're going to have to be brief with your answers as this moisture is making my tighty whitey trousers shrink so much that I can no longer feel my plums."

Daniel wished to remove this November Rain but instead got a lot of questions from David Coulthard.

In order to best reflect the quality standards set by David Coulthard, this caption will contain no wit whatsoever.

The awkwardness of David Couldhard's attempt to commentate Daniel Ricciardo signing some photographs cannot be expressed in words, so we took a picture.

Daniel: 🤬 here comes David and I got my hands full, can't put my headphones on, now I have to answer his stupid questions, all because he went clubbing with Kimi last night.

David: Daniel was it wet in the rain, did the car go, are you signing a card?

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If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Please note that some entries may differ slightly from original posts as formatting of text is removed in the process of compiling the poll. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.

 

[Jimlaad43]

G
H
L

 

[Niku Driver HC]

D - 2
M - 1

 

[Ryk]

L-1
H-1
F-1

 

[Touring Mars]

H - 1
L - 1
N - 1

 

[XJ40]

C-1
D-1
L-1

 

[Flex0r]

D - 1
L - 1
M - 1

 

[GTP_Ingram]

B - 2
J - 1

 

[Soundtrack]

L - 2
H - 1