AHaas F1's new three wheel car didn't prove to be very "Reliant"!
BEsteban: "How will I break it to the team that the car is so unbalanced, it actually handled better on three wheels......"
CEG "Ferrari Junior Team, my Haas!"
DEsteban: "oh lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz...seat"
EWhen a car picks a fight with him, Esteban always comes out with less damage.
FGUT: "Whoever put my left front on is wheely stupid."
GLast year off the coast of Boston. Mikey Bergin and Jay Foster caught a "Baby Wheel"
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Finally the rest of the car washes up, 9250 miles away in Malaysia.
HAfter a strong start to the season, the wheels are starting to come off of Haas' campaign.
IAfter a premature end to his race, Gutierrez is less tyred than usual
J"Gettin' wheel tyred of your ****, guys."
K"It's a good thing I didn't say my favourite song is "Wheel in the sky" when they asked me"
LGutierrez's race was ruined as one pit mechanic couldn't be Haased to do his job right.
MAfter retiring so close to the end of such a strong run, many outraged fans are wondering if a Rogue Mechanic was the cause of Gutierrez's retirement, effectively ending his championship run.
NEsteban walks away, realising he doesn't have the nuts to continue.
OIntroducing the Haas VF-16, featuring a chassis designed by Dallara, an engine developed by Ferrari, and wheelnuts by Lewis Hamilton's engine mechanics.
PEsteban: You picked a bad time to leave me loose wheel; yee haw Lucille!; on to Texas!
QGutierrez: I really should have chosen number 22.
RHalf An Axle Secure
SGutierrez takes a moment to reflect on comments about the balance of the car.
T"I wonder if Lewis has a Snapchat filter to fix this.."
A Hillary supporter, eh?C - 1
N - 2