F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Voting is now closed for this round - result and the next round to follow

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FOURTEEN - Voting

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• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Friday 30th September 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries
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A. STICCHI DAMIANI and co meet up with the head of Formula 1, I. STICCHI YU-UP

Ecclestone realizes just how lacking he is in the spray tan department.

Fighting over who pays the dinner bill at Bernie's F1 semi-retirement party!

The pact of friendship was unfortunately interupted as Jean Todt revealed what he was hiding underneath his trenchcoat.

Jean Todt wonders why Flavio wanted his tube of superglue.
"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right..."

Max Verstappen: "Guys, there's a lizard on the track. There's a lizard on the track. I'm not joking!"

Pit wall: "Well, you'd better stay out because there's a nest of snakes in the paddock."

In a bid to make Formula more driver friendly, Liberty Media demonstrate plans to replace qualifying with a hand holding tournament. Early predictions are that Gutierrez will be at the bottom, holding everyone up.

Court case against Bernie for greasing palms dismissed when the 'grease' is revealed to be tanning lotion.

Bernie: And then I said, we'll help the smaller teams compete.

Bernie: If any team bosses give you any trouble, I know a good helicopter pilot...

Decision making at the FIA's model UN club takes a disturbing turn when the main protagonists agree for Bernie to step down from his current role to become Supreme Leader of Earth.

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom.

Flavio: "Day 161. The beard disguise has worked - they still do not suspect a thing."

"What was that, Mr Blavio Friatore?"

"Er, nothing."

With bringing Flavio aboard the organisation is renamed to FIASCO
We're left in the dark as to what the SCO stands for, our best guesses are:

Federation Internationale de l'Automibile Sans Cartilage Officiel
Federation Internationale de l'Automibile Sans Caleçon Officiel

Jean Todt secures his watch before joining the ceremony...

Meanwhile, at the Mercedes Secret Shareholders AGM

Celebration and good times all around, except for Ecclestone who wonders when Jeff Goldblum's hair turned grey.

"So it's agreed. The FBI can have FIFA and we get left alone."

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[TRGTspecialist]

A - 2
R - 1

 

[TheBook]

D-1
E-1
K-1

 

[Ryk]

"O sole MIO"

 

[Niku Driver HC]

D - 2
B - 1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

The Tragically Hip!

H-1
I-1
P-1

 

[GTP_Ingram]

C - 1
I - 1
L - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

A nice British themed vote as i got for GBR

 

[RazorSharkz]

BFL

 

[Mike-ZENKAI]

F - 1
I - 1
O - 1

 

[Flex0r]

B - 1
D - 1
M - 1

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

RDC

 

[XJ40]

B-1
D-1
E-1

 

[Roger the Horse]

B-B-R

 

[niky]

IL2

 

[Soundtrack]

B - 1
F - 1
I - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

A - 1
I - 1
L - 1

Please note, the deadline for voting has been extended to 0900 BST Fri 30th Sep

 

[Pezzarinho17]

FIO

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FIFTEEN - Voting

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• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Thursday 13th October 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries
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The last image of former Mercedes F1 driver and championship leader, Nico Rosberg. Seconds later the Mona-Germo-Finlandic driver was torn apart by a mob of typically unbiased Lewis Hamilton Fans.

After recent criticism of his form, evidence that Nico is being carried by the team does start to appear.

Photographer at top: Bubble bubble butt bubble bubble bubble bubble butt

With Lewis on his way to the doctor after his stagedive, it is proven that the team only supports the winner.

Nico demonstrates to the press his new driving position that has been key to his recent success.

Nico and his mechanics practice some Dirty Dancing moves for the team Christmas party.

Nico Rosberg fortunate to be alive after falling off the podium.

"Look. I also know how to have fun. Haha. Whee. This is fun."

"Everybody stop - I dropped my traction metrics! They're a big ... uh ... green thing, maybe? I don't know; just help me find it!"

Despite sinking a 43 points lead, Nico resurfaces at the top of the championship.

Can anyone spot the photographer from Playgirl?

Industrial spies get a rare glimpse of Nico's ultra-secret aerodynamic underwear when the back of his suit pops open.

Mercedes test their new HANDS system for getting drivers safely from the car to the podium

"Hey, who's messing around with my rear?"

Nico: So this is what happens when you are caught chewing gum in Singapore!

"Somewhere in this crowd, Nico dropped the remote engine detonator for car #44".

Getting sideways, used to be a whole different thing for F1 drivers.

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[TRGTspecialist]

G - 1
H - 1
N - 1

 

[XJ40]

F-2
N-1

 

[Soundtrack]

B - 1
H - 1
Q - 1

 

[Niku Driver HC]

B - 2
M - 1

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

PED

 

[Flex0r]

A -1
M -1
Q -1

 

[Jimlaad43]

CIK

 

[Ryk]

Nico's Mercedes Gang

 

[BlacqueJacques]

B-1
H-1
M-1

 

[mikeerfol]

BEO