F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Niku Driver HC]

J - 2
I - 1

Also, plenty of entries this time. Palmer's fail was quite popular, it seems.

 

[Jimlaad43]

C2
O1

 

[Ryk]

VHF

Jolyon Palmer - Addicted to Love(Zero Points)

Your lights are on, but you're not home
Your mind is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Apex kiss is what it takes...

 

[GTP_Ingram]

M - 1
O - 1
V - 1

 

[Flex0r]

J - 1
S - 1
V - 1

 

[TheBook]

A - 2
J - 1

 

[TRGTspecialist]

D - 1
H - 1
O - 1

 

[Roger the Horse]

p-p-s

 

[Legro]

H - 1
J - 1
O - 1

 

[XJ40]

A-1
E-1
P-1

 

[Mike-ZENKAI]

D - 1
G - 1
O - 1

 

[DK]

Poor Jolyon has scored JACk-poop so far.

 

[Mike458]

CDH

 

[niky]

SU2

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

CGI

 

[Touring Mars]

C - 1
H - 1
S - 1

 

[Pupik]

I - 1
S - 1
O - 1

 

[RazorSharkz]

E
J
P

 

[BlacqueJacques]

S-2
D-1

 

[zed300]

Good
Hair
Day .....not

 

[Famine]

A - 1
I - 1
O - 1

 

[Soundtrack]

H - 1
O - 1
S - 1

Sorry I'm late...

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry, voting closed at 1100 BST so the last post won't count - I set that deadline before I realised I needed to be in work today, so I haven't got round to counting up the votes yet, but alas I can't allow any votes after the deadline.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TWELVE - Voting

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• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
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• Deadline for voting is Sunday 4th September 1100 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries
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Two Mercs, one shoe.

Brazzers launch their new sport genre starring Daniel Ricciardo and Lewis Hamilton.

"You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes…"

Lewis tried to warn Daniel that it was actually lathered up Head & Shoulders, but he was too late.

Dan knew he was a shoe-in for this podium..........

"Some day you will find me
Caught behind backmarkers
With a Champagne Shoe to drink from at the end."

Lewis can't believe it as Daniel is reaching out for a 6th shoe to drink from.

"Why does this champagne tastes like cottage cheese? Oh right!"

The Grosser Preis just got grosser...

"Hey Daniel, do what Schuh Trinker did."

"Do you mean Schumacher?"

"Just watch this."

"Drink out of a Bottle? Do you think Australians are uncultured thugs?" (Belch!)
Danno Ricciardo, Yesterday.

Bernie says don't drink and drive
Hamilton says don't drive then drink

Riccardo: *burp* "Still better than Foster's."

Whether it's an ice cold beer in a glass, or warm champagne in a shoe, Daniel Riccardo wouldn't give a Castlemaine XXXX for anything else.

"Lo and behold, for this... is my Stinky Red Brew! It gives you beverage poisoning, mate!"

"A yard of ale isn't really my thing - I prefer a foot of champagne."

David Croft: "And welcome back to the German Grand Prix, where we've just seen Geri Halliwell, Carmen Jordà, Minttu Räikkönen and Jonathan Palmer and now we appear to be looking at some Australian guy trying to get himself on television."​

Moet & Bunion

Ricciardo earns his nickname by forgetting to give a 🤬 about a stinky boot.

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[Pezzarinho17]

GIR

 

[Touring Mars]

P - 2
R - 1

 

[TRGTspecialist]

P - 2
Q - 1

 

[Legro]

I - 2
P - 1

 

[Niku Driver HC]

P - 2
C - 1

 

[GTP_Ingram]

M - 2
G - 1