F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[BlacqueJacques]

D-2
N-1

 

[Touring Mars]

N - 2
D - 1

 

[Legro]

D - 1
H - 1
N - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND EIGHT - Voting

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• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Sunday 10th June 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries​

Roscoe advocating the Remain Campaign...

"Lewis, I wanna go walkies. Maybe we could check how this new track you've never seen before looks?"


"No."

One of the animals in this picture is going to wind up urinating in an inappropriate place.

Hint: it isn't the dog.

After changing every switch on his steering wheel, Lewis Hamilton manages to restart his MGU-K9

No-one can ever say this years Mercedes was a dog of a car.

Dog: Yo dawg, keep signing those cards, my dog biscuits aren't free you know!

"Dude's gonna freak out when he sees I drew a moustache on his dog!"

"Did you guys take Roscoe for a walk?"

"Uh, we can't tell you that, Lewis."

"Did you feed him?"

"We can't tell you that either."

"Bathe him?"

"Sorry, Lewis, we still can't tell you."

"Well, what can you tell me?"

"We can tell you that it might be a dog, but if it has four legs and a tail, then it might be a giraffe. You'll have to figure it out."

What's Roscoe's favourite dog food?

Spoiler

Winalot...

After Roscoe ate his 'phone, Lewis was unable to post any further selfies on social media during the Baku weekend...

Despite trying to play down the speculation, rumours that Hamilton was moving to Sauber next season refused to go away.

Lewis Hamilton sits down with Bernie Eccelestone's replacement.

Lewis' dating life really took a turn for the worse after Bieber-gate.

Lewis: Would you like your autograph with a "#blessed" or without?

Lewis Hamilton looks nervous, having realised just how dogged his team mate is this season.

Lewis: Hold your breath, mini minion man, Kimi gave the dog beans again.

LH: You wouldn't believe just how much of a doggy dog world this is... Fortunately, Roscoe has no team orders to overtake me when I'm walking him around, unlike my teammate.

Fearing that his shades aren't enough to hide the pain in his eyes after that Monaco podium ceremony, Hamilton's brought Roscoe to distract onlookers.

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[Niku Driver HC]

B - 1
E - 1
H - 1

 

[XJ40]

C-1
D-1
E-1

 

[Jimlaad43]

B2
H1

 

[Flex0r]

E - 1
H - 1
L - 1

 

[TheBook]

H-2
O-1

 

[RazorSharkz]

B-1
K-1
N-1

 

[GTP_Ingram]

J - 1
L - 1
O - 1

 

[Soundtrack]

H - 2
E - 1

 

[DK]

B(l)EH

 

[mikeerfol]

HIN

 

[Pezzarinho17]

GGB - Goodbye Great Britain

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

F2
L1

 

[GTP_Ingram]

On an unrelated note, I've just noticed the European flag on @Touring Mars' post..

 

[BlacqueJacques]

B-1
E-1
H-1

 

[Touring Mars]

Deadline extended slightly until 1600 BST tomorrow

My votes: H - 2, M - 1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

18 captions but only 13 voters; c'mon man

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND NINE - Voting

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• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Sunday 24th July 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries

Daniel: "Max, next time you make a bet with Helmut, don't drag me into it".

Ricciardo questions whether the Red Bull PR department will stop at nothing to attract attention away from Mercedes.

Verstappen wishes he was still driving for Toro Rosso.

Ricciardo takes over Webber's role as "Red Bull's most humiliated Australian".

Daniel: ...before you ask, the suspenders were sent to Torro Rosso. Next question?

Max: Dani, what's this symbol that's emblazoned across... you know, our gentleman's area?

Daniel: Let's just say that Helmut loves to massage one of his properties. And mock others' in the process...

After his recent contract extension, Ricciardo wishes he'd stood his ground more firmly against Article 6, Clause 4.5a: A compulsory requirement to wear traditional dress at the expense of one's dignity.

M&M’s boys: Short and sweet.

Verstappen: Ugh, I'm never playing drinking games with Kimi again.
Ricciardo: Quit whining Max, be glad you won the beer pong game, I don't have the legs for a Dirndl costume.

Red Bull's drivers were secretly relieved when the FIA rejected the teams new race overalls on fire safety grounds.

Verstappen qualified in a disappointing 9th place after suffering a thigh-slapper in Turn 3

Dan: we have a thigh-slappingly good time here-
Max: -versus a ****-kickingly good time in Austin?!?

Ricciardo: "Now you know what they meant when they said a move up from Toro Rosso would have you wearing the big boy pants."

First sighting of the Adrian Newey designed, "Tight Rear End Packaging".

Dan - "It is going to be a Baptism of Fire and You will need Big Balls as we are on the Razor's Edge. I am sure the rest of the grid will be Thunderstruck."

Max- "Stop it Dan! You are not in AC/DC just because you have silly shorts on..."

Adrian Newey attempts to reduce the frontal area of the Formula One driver by 15% in his latest aerodynamic creation.

"I admitted it: budgie smugglers are worse than clogs. You had that argument won, but then you had to go and ask Dietrich about it and look at us now."

"I regret nothing."

(For those of you who don't know, budgie smugglers are speedos. For visual reference, here's our (former) Prime Minister modelling them.)

Ricciardo: So Max; when do we have to do the chicken dance?

Red Bull gives you Wings Red Balls

Miraculously immediately after this picture was taken Daniil Kyvat started performing well again.

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[Niku Driver HC]

J - 2
N - 1

 

[Flex0r]

C - 1
F - 1
J - 1

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

JIC

 

[RazorSharkz]

A
D
I

 

[GTP_Ingram]

I - 1
L - 1
N - 1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

A-1
C-1
L-1

ACL - Knee surgery

 

[Roger the Horse]

J-J-L

 

[Legro]

A - 1
I - 1
L - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

ACF