F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Roger the Horse]

D-D-C

 

[XJ40]

B-1
L-2

 

[Legro]

C - 1
E - 1
Q - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting is now closed for Round 4 - results will follow shortly

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FIVE - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 30th May 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries
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"I've got to go. Mum says I'm up past my bed time."

Verstappened: Come on! I'm 18, serve me a drink!

Vettel: "No, of course you can't drink the entire bottle of Champagne just because you won the race! Who do you think you are, Räikkönen?"

Trust me Max, you do not want to give that cup to Red Bull themselves. Their security systems at Milton Keynes are so atrocious that even Kyvat could crash in and steal it. Friendly advice, give it to your mother...

Verstappen: "So how many times should I 'accidentally' walk by the Torro Rosso garage carrying this?"

Oh, Frodo, my old ring! I would very much like to hold it again, one more time!

Seb, you're scaring me...

Sssss!!! Give me the precious, Max!!!

"Don't worry Sebastian, there's time for me to crash into you yet."

Nice racing suit, I'm sure it would look good on me.

Max: So then Seb, how does it feel knowing that a kid has beaten Ricciardo on the first attempt where you failed to do it in an entire year?

"Now you've got your first cup, I know a couple of girls who can show you what to do with it."

"Is that a bottle of champagne in your pocket Seb, or are you just really pleased that I won?"

Vettel: "Oh god! Help! A bee! Ahh!"

Max: "If you flail around like that it's more likely to sting you."

Seb: As Red Bull Team lifetime advisor I gave you this opportunity to win:

Max: Danil thanks you!

"Sorry Seb, I have to go. Dad says I won't get my celebration cake until I've finished my homework."

Hail Hydra...

MV: "Multi 21 worked a treat! You got anymore cheat codes to beat a Red Bull team mate with?"

Max: "What do you mean you can hold the trophy up with no han-

Oh..."

Vettel: No, you're the oldest Dutchman to win an F1 race.

Max: And what do we do now?
Seb: We grab the trophies and run, Kimi's finally on a podium with real Champagne.

Max: Erm, Seb, you're fly is down
Seb: I know...

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[Ryk]

RED...

 

[Pupik]

DEF jam.

 

[TRGTspecialist]

G - 1
Q - 1
R - 1

 

[GTP_Ingram]

A - 1
P - 1
E - 1

 

[Mike-ZENKAI]

C - 1
I - 1
R - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

Johnny DEP

 

[Roger the Horse]

r-r-p

 

[DK]

CCS

 

[Niku Driver HC]

J - 2
P - 1

 

[TheBook]

A-1
I-1
J-1

 

[Soundtrack]

C - 1
E - 1
R - 1

 

[Flex0r]

A - 1
E - 1
P - 1

 

[niky]

HER.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

EPQ

 

[XJ40]

A-1
E-2

 

[Touring Mars]

E - 1
H - 1
K - 1

 

[Legro]

E - 1
H - 1
K - 1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

R-2
A-1

And I am shut out again

 

[Famine]

FAP

 

[Pezzarinho17]

CES

 

[Touring Mars]

Apologies for the delay - results will be posted later this morning

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SIX - Voting

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• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 13th June 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries​

"Oh and before you go, I want to give you this. It's a voucher for one Mercedes pit stop."

LH: "Is the Red Bull pool party still happening later? I can bring some rubber tyres if you need them..."

"Hey Dan, that's a firm handshake you have there! #IHopeHe'sNotMadAtMe #StopSqueezing #Blesse"

Man those tyres lasted forever!

Ricciardo: I'm not crying, it's just been raining on my face.

"Oh god... I peed myself... Only one thing to do... Act natural and try to pull a straight face... Oh god he's touching me... No... Please stop... Help..."

"It's alright Daniel, that Toro Rosso deal will be done soon."

Hamilton: "I knew letting you borrow my strategist from last year would be a good idea."

Lewis: Nice pajamas Daniel; do they come with tires?

Ricciardo: Soon Lewis.... Soon.

Lewis: "You feeling okay Dan? You look all tyred out.........."

Lewis: Well, now you know why they're called "P Zero"...

LH: "It must be so embarrassing, waiting so long for some tyres, and ending up 2nd."
DR: "Could be worse...I could be the guy who was 2nd to drink from their champers."

Lewis: Hang on Dan, I'm off to show Nico the trophy he didn't win

LH: You should be lucky that your pit crew didn't put cinder blocks underneath your tires... ever noticed that they've been wearing Mercedes T-shirts around the paddock?

LH: So that's where my McLaren pitcrew have gone!

"Dude, I almost had you."

"You almost had me? You never had me... But you can have the rest of the champagne."

LH: That is an interesting bull-shaped camouflage your racing suit has, Ricci. Is that to hide your shame?

DR: No, those are rubber patches from the slicks I was supposed to get in the second pitstop. Not what I had in mind when I mentioned "protective rubber"...

LEWIS: I heard someone joined all the crew's shoelaces, have they caught them yet?

DANIEL: We have a suspect, it seems the tied laces were made with a Russian join and we found a bottle of vodka.

Lewis : Your team is **** mate, I'm so sorry.
Daniel : Sorry just doesn't cut it.

*Can this day get any worse?*
Lewis - "Want to see my Prince Albert?."
Danno - "..."

"I know how you feel, man. Paul di Resta couldn't pronounce my name properly, either. I'll go talk to him. Meanwhile, how was your race?"

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[Ryk]

SMG

 

[Flex0r]

A - 1
K - 1
L - 1

 

[Niku Driver HC]

E - 1
H - 2