F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Famine]

E - 2
E - 1



Alternatively,
E - 2
K - 1

 

[DK]

AEN

 

[Legro]

C - 1
I - 2

 

[Niku Driver HC]

E - 1
N - 1
R - 1

 

[Roger the Horse]

G - 2
N - 1

 

[XJ40]

E - 1
K - 1
L - 1

 

[aarror]

G-1
I-1
K1

 

[Mike-ZENKAI]

F - 1
I - 2

 

[BlacqueJacques]

R-2
I-1

 

[Mike458]

NNS

 

[Touring Mars]

DEN

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting is now closed - results will be posted later today.

Apologies for the delay - I'm at work

 

[Jimlaad43]

Voting is now closed - results will be posted later today.

Apologies for the delay - I'm at work

*cough*

 

[Touring Mars]

Doing it now - had zero time yesterday

 

[BlacqueJacques]

No hurry, I had zero votes, like most rounds

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FOUR - Voting

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• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 16th May 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries
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Kvyat: "If Vettel calls me "suka Kvyat" one more time, I must break him."

Kvyat: So...should we, like....start thinking about moving teams?

Kvyat tries out various looks for his appearance in the 2017 Toro Rosso teamwear catalogue, here is Blue Steel.

"Did you hear the good news yet? Helmut decided to give you a Ferrari engine for the next race."

"Vladimir says you are to make it look like an accident if you want to see your family again."

"Failure is not an option, Kyvat. For the world to truly witness how dirty Vettel's underware can be, you must piss him off. It's the only way..."

Faced with the task of captioning an image of two bored looking men (Chris Cooper, Meryl Streep), this entrant (Nicolas Cage, Nicolas Cage) desperately searches for ideas, but an extended period of writer's block leads to a deadly pursuit through the Florida Everglades.

"I don't know why I have to stand here and get told off too, Daniil. YOU were the one who crashed into him."

Torpedo? I'll show him Torpedo!

"Red Bull drivers react to Lewis Hamiltons latest selfie"

Kvyat: "Ok, so that could have gone better. But I'm sure Seb will be very understanding about it."

Engineer: "I think I see him coming towards us - and he's brought his front wing with him......."

Kvyat : "...........quick, go get the aeroscreen."

Meet the wreck-tronic duo Daft Puncture, featuring their latest unsafe release: What The **** Are We Doing Here?

"So Daniil, do you think they'll call us The Blues Brothers now?"

Daniil can't believe what has just Verstappened...

Pyry Salmela - "I wouldn't be rushing to go into Helmut's Office. He looks very angry."
Daniil Kvyat - "Really? I'm Russian." *Gulp* "Maybe he'll turn a blind eye."
Pyry Salmela - "..."
Daniil Kvyat - "Too soon?"

"The saying is right: No-one likes a Vettell-tale."

Kvyat: "Well, at least it's more difficult to say 'Kvyat'd' than 'Maldonado'd.'"

Verstappen: "Hey Daniil, I can't find my new Red Bull Racing suit anywhere. Have you seen it?"
Kvyat: ...

"I didn't know Daniil was spelt M-A-X in Cyrillic."

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"It's not ..."

Danil: Being a mad torpedo two races in a row; not even Putin can save me!
Crew Member:
Sorry I don't speak Toro Rosso!

If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

E - 2
H - 1

 

[Pupik]

C - 2
J - 1

 

[Flex0r]

L - 2
T - 1

 

[TheBook]

I-1
L-1
N-1

 

[Touring Mars]

E - 1
H - 1
L - 1

(though B is rather prophetic...)

 

[Ryk]

D - один
E - один
H - один

 

[mikeerfol]

BIN

 

[Jimlaad43]

D
E
S

 

[Famine]

B
S
T

(because reasons)

 

[GTP_Ingram]

D - 1
N - 1
Q - 1

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

E1
M2

 

[Mike-ZENKAI]

N - 1
Q - 1
S - 1

 

[TRGTspecialist]

N - 2
E - 1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

N-2
C-1