F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[BlacqueJacques]

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Thanks for another year of F1 captions everyone and special thanks to Touring Mars for all the work 👍

 

[Famine]

FKM, for me.

 

[Touring Mars]

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[DK]

EHM

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND ONE - Voting

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• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 4th April 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries
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"Having sent himself back to 1995 last season, Fernando Alonso takes us ALL back to 1996 with his latest crash."

Fernando: At least there's one less camera to catch my new white and brown race suit.

Gutiérrez: I'm the only one here with a blocked nose, aren't I?

Fernando: Where were those placed I'd rather be again?

Gutierrez: Listen, Nando, when Brundle was giving you advice on a quicker lap time earlier and said you should be flying through turn 3, he didn't mean it literally.

Alonso: "I don't know what happened, I could smell a Ferrari and then... bang!"

As Alonso tries to regains his bearings, Esteban ponders about why is he harassed by Latin men so often when he is driving. Could he be F1's own Ricky Martin? One can only wonder...

Fernando: If Esteban says I was a "cheeky 'Nando" one more time, I'm donating to Drumpf to build that wall so he can't ruin US GPs.

After their latest string of engine upgrades, Fernando proves that Honda really are on a roll.

Fernando: What do you mean "crash", I always park my car like that.

I swear to God Fernando, make one more joke about "smashing my Haas" and I'll throw gravel in your face.

Gutierrez, whispering to himself: "He's ok, but he's got a weird look. Please don't tell me he's got another amnesia".

Alonso: "Sorry Jarno, I was pushing before my stop for fuel and you know... those grooved tires are a nightmare under braking. Plus, I had to stay into the slipstream until the very last second to make a move. Flavio keeps on giving me that F3000 engine!"

Fernando reflects on taking the pre-race instruction "get up above the Ferrari-powered cars" a little too literally...

Esteban: How many fingers am I holding up champ?
Alonso: Thursday.

Esteban looks on in no small confusion as a somewhat dazed-and-confused Fernando takes a sip of his drink.

Alonso: "That's how I roll..."

Alonso: You know Esteban, when I said having Haas on the grid should help "lift up" the competition, that's not quite what I meant...............

Alonso: "Damn, did I leave the stove on?"

Having successfully executed a backwards double barrel roll at the expense of a rival, Alonso turns to the judges for his score in this year's Reckless Latino Driver contest.

"Wait what? I can't run to a spare car?"

You know that feeling you get when your life flashes before your eyes, Esteban?

Uh, no.

Neither do I. All I could see was gravel.

I just had a crash and woke up from a coma. It was horrible. I was still at Mclaren Honda, out of the points and had a horrible crash. And to top it all off, there was a stupid qualifying system I never want to see again.

Fernando: Is this what Bernie means by "Think and Drive"?

Esteban: I think you should buy a lottery ticket for your Mama right now!

Fernando: "Sorry Esteban, It's the Pit Radio ban. Ron Texted me the next engine mode."

Esteban: "But surely a simple Text would be quick and easy to read..."

Fernando : "You've obviously never had a Text in Ronspeak have you..."

...McLaren Driving Unit One, you are required to enter the following Internal Combustion Engine Code into your circular directional control apparatus...

The new Haas harvesting machine worked very well as Esteban planted, grew and harvested a complete Alonso in less than an hour.

Alonso: And only then then I noticed how the Haas in front of me haa... ummm...

Gutierrez: I think he haas finally run out of these Haas puns.

Alonso Guardian Angel Claims Halo Didn't Effect Visibility

If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

And it begins, once again!

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[Mike-ZENKAI]

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[Roger the Horse]

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[Jimlaad43]

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[Solo]

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[TRGTspecialist]

Looking forward to taking part in this for the first time

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[Famine]

I like to

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it, move it.

 

[TheBook]

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[Touring Mars]

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[niky]

PIX or it didn't happen.

 

[JR98]

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[jake2013guy]

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[ECGadget]

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[DK]

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[Ryk]

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Maldonado School of Advanced Driving, introduces its latest student.

 

[Lizard]

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[aarror]

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[Legro]

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[Liquid]

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[Pezzarinho17]

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[DaveMorganJr]

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[Flex0r]

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[GTP_Ingram]

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[SVT Cobra GT]

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[BlacqueJacques]

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