F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Voting is now closed - results will be posted later today and Round 2 should follow shortly.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TWO - Voting

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• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Tuesday 19th April 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries
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"You just gave me a brilliant idea: if my steering wheel took selfies, I would have less of a problem finding the clutch at the start!"

Come on Mr Hamilton, Smile. It's not like your teammate won the last five races...

Cheer up Lewis, if you can get it off the line you should win this race comfortably.

"I still can't work out what the one weird trick that's making her two grand a week is. What do you think, Mr Hamilton?"

Lewis: Better take that selfie quick love. My followers will wonder where I've been over the last 45 seconds.

"So Lewis, this is the culture you're supporting." [She says as she reads a news article about women in Bahrain and other Islamic states.]

Woman: "Your new app is nearly ready Lewis - you just take a selfie, then it automatically detects you in the photo and tells you how #Blessed you are."

Lewis: "That's a sexy lap........er, I mean app. What does it say for me?"

Phone: "Calculating ......... #ERROR."

Lewis: "Your services won't be needed at the next race, I've replaced you. With a stick..."

"Camera, camera, on my arm, who's about to do Bottas some harm?"

"This 'new' version of the app eliminates the worst selfie every 90 seconds. Although this won't affect you very much as we've already scrapped this and decided that it's a good idea to do something completely different instead."

"Say جبن!"

As a local fan tries out the Face Swap app, an idea pops into Lewis' head of how to dress the next day.

The FIA's new "Palm Tree of the Race" social media experiment was tested in Bahrain.

Rumours are growing of the circulation of a viral video showing the Kingdom Of Bahrain abusing a woman driver with blonde hair, threatening her with lashes if she doesn't keep winning. The woman's name is rumoured to be "Britney" and people in the paddock, including a well known personality on snapchat, pictured here dressed in black, are linking it with the sudden upturn in pace shown by the racing driver known as "Nico Rosberg".

Thank you!

I'm a very big fan of your work, Mister Shakur!

Here we see Lewis Hamilton heading towards the back of the grid after the Anti-Social Media F1 governance comes up with the new qualifying system.

• Cars will not set any times during qualifying. The grid will be set in reverse order of "most self portraits taken with a mobile telecommunication device (MTD)".
• The driver with the fewest "relikes" of their self-MTD on Twitbook will start on pole.

"Sir Lewis, is it true that you look better in movement...?"

"Of course, dear, these earrings do not sparkle standing still. Fetch me a tuk-tuk and I'll grant you with a moving photoshoot..."

Woman: So this is a picture of my sister; she has many goats and oil wells; are you interested Mr. Hamilton?

Lewis: How many goats does she have?

Woman: If we use optical zoom, we can see your title chances this year

(premonition)

"Oh wow, it's that guy who's famous on Instagram and Twitter, I simply must get a selfie with him - I wonder what he's doing here at the Formula 1..."

If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Time to drop some of that oil money on points;

E - 2
I - 1

 

[GTP_Ingram]

H - 1
K - 1
T - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

AEJ

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

BRS

 

[Roger the Horse]

r-1
t-2

 

[TheBook]

L-1
S-1
T-1

 

[Ryk]

s-s-r

 

[BlacqueJacques]

K-1
O-1
S-1

 

[Pupik]

I - 1
O - 2

error

 

[niky]

D2I

 

[Pezzarinho17]

TIE fighter

 

[DK]

BOT (screwed Hamilton).

 

[Ken]

K - 1
T - 2

 

[Legro]

I - 1
K - 1
L - 1

 

[Mike-ZENKAI]

E - 1
F - 1
K - 1

 

[Famine]

Hokay...

I mean
H - 1
O - 1
K - 1

 

[XJ40]

B - 1
I - 1
T - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

Ernie...

E - 1
L - 1
S - 1

 

[TRGTspecialist]

J - 1
K - 1
M - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting for Round Two is now closed - results will be posted shortly, and Round Three will follow.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND THREE - Voting

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• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 2nd May 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries
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Sebastian: I'll be there in a minute sweety, giggity giggity goo

Vettel saw the non-Catholics at the end of the paddock and knew what he had to do.

Sebastian: With this disguise, they'll never realise I'm not Rosberg!

The secret of Ferrari's performance increase is finally revealed - the new MGU-KKK unit...

"I put on my robe and Wizards hat..."

"Judging by Hamilton's performance last race, my scare tactic seems to be working."

"Not slytherin, not slytherin, not slytherin"

As Vettel plots to "settle a score" with Kvyat, he slips on his balaclava disguise, failing to realise that red overalls might betray his identity to witnesses.

Admit it - if you had access to Kimi's underwear, you'd do it too...

"Hehe... Alonso will never know the reasons for his welcoming back gift, let's just say he'll find it "steaming" like a pile of brown stuff. And he won't believe it's not chocolate!"

"Do the first lap with my eyes closed? I'll take that bet."

Confirmed - Sebastian Vettel to play Jack Skellington in Nightmare Before Christmas live-action adaptation.

"Hi, I'm Sebastian Vettel and welcome to Jackass!"

After managing to hit someone, Sebastian Vettel wins "Stormtrooper of the Month" onboard the Death Star

With his car's retro livery and a dysfunctional, unpredictable team behind him, Sebastian just needs to put on his scary costume to complete the "Ghost of Ferrari Past" look.

Seb: Perhaps I think I am the madman, my apologies Daniil.

Maurizio: Kimi won't be driving, he has a hangover and vomited in the car, in my shoes and probably a few other places.
Seb: I found another one

"Erm Seb. That's your underwear. Try again. I've told you a hundred times it's underwear on the bottom."

Sebastian Vettel demonstrates his newest plan to sabotage Mercedes:

"And when Lewis realises that we've poured petrol into his balaclava it'll be too late."

If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.

 

[TRGTspecialist]

D - 2
N - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

O1
K1
D1

 

[Ryk]

I-I-N
Look at that evil grin...

 

[Flex0r]

D - 1
G - 1
I - 1

 

[TheBook]

D-2
E-1

 

[GTP_Ingram]

D - 1
I - 1
K - 1

 

[Pezzarinho17]

IKL - 1