ABeanie Hats vs. Baseball Caps: Coming to a cinema near you winter 2016. Whose side are you on?
BFox proudly presents... Rush Hour: F1 Interference, coming soon to a TV near you. Can our malfunctioning international duo overcome the challenge of an underfunded racing team and defeat the evil German crime syndicate Merc? Stay tuned to find out!
CSoon.
D"The Manor team and I believed the car would be fast enough to score points this season. As it turns out, we Wehrlein."
EWehrlein reacts to the news he will be replaced by Alexander Rossi after the American's Indy 500 win.
FHaryanto: "What do you mean, "The team can only afford to have one of us in focus in the picture"?!"
G"I'm auditioning for Top Gear, maybe I'll get to drive some properly fast cars there"
HRio Haryanto stars in "Indonesia's Got No Talent", coming to a racetrack near you soon!
IHaryanto struggles to stay focused during Ramadan
JAs the pressures of being an F1 driver begin to build up on Rio, he starts to lose focus.
KWehrlein "They call Rio 'The Blur' for obvious reasons - Now you will find out why they call me, 'THE FLASH!'"
(Ominous sound of zippers being opened)
LHaryanto looks on as Wehrlein prepares for his turn in the rap battle.
M"Troubling news out of the Manor garage today, as it was revealed that Rio Haryanto doesn't even have enough money to tip the photographers."
N"The hardest job kids face today is learning good Manors without seeing any."
O"Cry 'havoc!' and let slip thedogsseagulls of war."
PWhat a surprise, Rio is behind me again.
QWehrlein: They call them tuqes (pronounced: 'tukes') in Canada.
Did ya know:
In Canada, tuque /ˈtuːk/ is the common name for a knitted winter hat, or watch cap (sometimes called a beanie in other parts of the world); the spelling "touque", although not recognized by the Canadian Oxford Dictionary, is also sometimes seen in written English.[6] The Canadian-English term was assimilated from Canadian-French tuque. Toque first appeared in writing around 1870.[7][8][9]
The fashion is said to have originated with the coureurs de bois, French and Métis fur traders, who kept their woolen nightcaps on for warmth during cold winter days. the terms tuque and toque are unique to Canada and northern areas of the United States close to the Canadian border.
RWerhlein: All right everyone, Rio is looking a bit blurry because he lost his contact lenses, so focus and don't move.
Photographer: *crack*
SFocus Rio, Focus!
DIN DIN DIN!
It's not allowed to give three votes to one caption, you have to split your votes.
Or did you vote DIN three times?
"You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)"
If I could give myself three votes, I would.
It's just DIN. There was an echo.