F1 Caption Game 2024 - ABU DHABIFormula 1

[Liquid]

Logan finds out that a Sargeant does not outrank a Marshal.

 

[XJ40]

Here the marshal is showing Logan his Fantasy Formula 1 points tally so far.

Final entry

 

[Redneckchef]

New Spa treatment melts the weight off Logan Sargent. Just look how easily the Marshall lifts him.

 

[Jimlaad43]

"...and now for my next dance move: The Back-of-the-Griddy"

final entry

 

[Giz WCR-666]

poor Logan finds out that selling your soul for an F1 drive has some consequences...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round ELEVEN - Hungary
1=: @Touring Mars, @Famine - 9 votes (22 pts)
3=: @XJ40, @Flex0r - 5 votes (13 pts)
5: @Jimlaad43 - 2 votes (8 pts)
6=: @Redneckchef, @ro_har_, @Giz WCR-666 - 1 vote (4 pts)

Norris facing penalty after Urn 1 incident at Hungaroring​

"We were asked to create a trophy inspired by Christian Horner's ego..."​

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Touring Mars*^*^^ - 157
2: Famine***^ - 150
3: Liquid^ - 135

4: XJ40* - 125
5: Jimlaad43^ - 115
6: redneckchef^* - 95
7: Flex0r^ - 60
8: ro_har_ - 51
9: Pupik^ - 45
10=: Blitz24, Giz WCR-666 - 42
12: desmodan - 1

A joint victory for Touring Mars and Famine as Liquid no-scores changes the complexion of the top 3.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round TWELVE - Belgium
1: @Liquid - 9 votes (25 pts)
2=: @Flex0r, @Blitz24 - 5 votes (16 pts)
4: @ro_har_- 4 votes (12 pts)
5=: @Jimlaad43, @Giz WCR-666 - 3 votes (9 pts)
7: @Redneckchef - 2 votes (6 pts)
8=: @Famine, @XJ40 - 1 vote (3 pts)

Logan finds out that a Sargeant does not outrank a Marshal.

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid^* - 160
2: Touring Mars*^*^^ - 157
3: Famine***^ - 153

4: XJ40* - 128
5: Jimlaad43^ - 124
6: redneckchef^* - 101
7: Flex0r^ - 76
8: ro_har_ - 63
9: Blitz24 - 58
10: Giz WCR-666 - 51
11: Pupik^ - 45
12: desmodan - 1

Liquid takes the win and takes the lead! 7 points separate the top 3.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round THIRTEEN - Netherlands

Entries by Monday 4th September 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Blitz24]

Liam silently staring at his future seat in Formula 1.

 

[Liquid]

DRS - Daniel Ricciardo Substitute

 

[Jimlaad43]

Liam Lawson surreptitiously tests the wrist strength of each driver, working out his next prey

 

[XJ40]

The Williams drivers wear their hats in the direction their cars are usually pointing.

Edit: Apparently I cannot recognise drivers nor teamwear. Another caption incoming and I shall take the shame on this one

 

[Famine]

"Hey Liam, we're dropping Logan ahead of the next race and replacing him with Kelvin van der Linde."

 

[XJ40]

Albon: "How are you getting along with Helmut?"
Lawson: "He looks at me funny"

 

[Redneckchef]

Albon: so how long did they set your seat timer for?

 

[Giz WCR-666]

Albon: "Now, when Daniel comes crawling back for his seat on his hands & knees, you gotta stab his bad hand with the umbrella & twist it like this.."

 

[Touring Mars]

Albon: Hey, aren't you that guy from Napoleon Dynamite?

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round FOURTEEN - Italy

Picture chosen by @Liquid
Entries by Monday 11th September 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Touring Mars]

Welcome to Moanza

 

[Jimlaad43]

Reporter: So what will your reaction be if your drivers crash into each other?
Stella: They will get a telling off
Isola: Wha...I don't have a team?
Vasseur: Unholsters Gun
Horner: Laughing You expect Sergio to be close enough to hit Max?

 

[Redneckchef]

Team bosses react to the news that Max Verstappen is, in fact, not leading the GP.

 

[Liquid]

"Question from the audience, the man with the oversized moustache."

(thick Austrian accent): Do you agree zat ven Loo-iss iz not on sgreen, all ze commentators shud be asging "Ver iz Loo-iss?"

 

[XJ40]

Sad faces all round as Guenther was too busy for the coffee morning.

 

[ro_har_]

Their reactions to Toto winning "the bet"

 

[Giz WCR-666]

Reporter: uh, whats that weird smell guys..?
Stella: whoever smelt it dealt it mate
Isola, Horner: we're lookin at you..
Vasseur: ....prrrvvt!...

 

[Blitz24]

In order to secure the next F1 contract, Mario Isola has agreed to form a ragtag band of grumpy old men.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Any more entries? I will be keeping this open until tomorrow morning as I'm a bit busy to do it now.

 

[Pupik]

Gentlemen, thank you for attending our interview at AMON Z, also known as Chris' Revenge.

 

[Famine]

"And now we're going over to Dr. Helmut Marko for a half-hour open-mic session..."

 

[Touring Mars]

Any more entries? I will be keeping this open until tomorrow morning as I'm a bit busy to do it now.

...to paraphrase Geri.