F1 Caption Game 2024 - ABU DHABIFormula 1

[Giz WCR-666]

“forget the races, get these across the border tomorrow & Heisenberg will fix everything.”

 

[Flex0r]

Engineer: Is the vest cold enough Checo?
Checo(thinking): I can't feel my nipples anymore, I bet they are purple as well.

 

[Liquid]

Perez's accent led to a miscommunication when he insisted to Helmut Marko that he's the vest driver.

 

[XJ40]

The look you make when you realise what happens if they aim for your head...

 

[Famine]

"You know those little packets of silica gel you get in electronics that say 'Do Not Eat'? Turns out this is what happens if you do."

 

[Jimlaad43]

"Look I'm better than Max OK? He has a Six Pack, but I have a Twenty Pack!"

 

[Redneckchef]

Perez seen getting ready to test his new track limit sensing vest to prevent penalties.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round SEVENTEEN - Qatar
1=: @Touring Mars, @Jimlaad43 - 6 votes (21 pts)
3: @Giz WCR-666 - 4 votes (15 pts)
4: @Liquid - 3 votes (12 pts)
5: @XJ40 - 2 votes (10 pts)
6=: @ro_har_, @Flex0r, @Famine - 1 vote (6 pts)

Qatar hosts an egregious example of sportswashing as Checo tapes 20 Ariel liquitabs to his overalls​

"Look I'm better than Max OK? He has a Six Pack, but I have a Twenty Pack!"​

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid^**** - 260
2: Touring Mars*^*^^^ - 216
3: Famine****^ - 204

4=: XJ40*, Jimlaad43^^ - 182
6: redneckchef^* - 126
7: Flex0r^ - 103
8: Giz WCR-666 - 99
9: ro_har_ - 88
10: Blitz24 - 75
11: Pupik^ - 45
12: desmodan - 1

A joint win for @Touring Mars and @Jimlaad43 sees both move up a place, with TM up to second while Jim is now tied in 4th.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round EIGHTEEN - United States

Entries by Tuesday 31st October 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

After being handed a placard with their respective mm of floor wear, Charles Leclerc is the only one blissfully unaware that the limit is 1.5mm...

 

[Giz WCR-666]

Max- ‘wow, you guys were quick out there today.. you must’ve been really flooring it.. get it Lewis..? flooring it.. <wink wink>
Lewis- ‘Toto, what’s he mean by that..? Toto…? …Guys…??
Max- ‘say cheese’ 😁

 

[Liquid]

Lewis Hamilton's eye is caught wandering as he spots mechanics "upgrading" his car with Citroen hydropneumatic suspension.

 

[XJ40]

Lewis is not impressed at the size of the next iPhone

 

[Redneckchef]

Max seen consoling the 2 drivers he doesn't have to worry about during the actual GP

 

[Famine]

Sha'Carri Richardson remains upbeat despite the poor scores from the guest judges on this week's Dancing With The Stars.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round NINETEEN - Mexico City

Entries by Tuesday 7th November 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[ro_har_]

Valtteri and Zhou were expecting something else when they were told something about monster trucks in Mexico

 

[Famine]

"No SRiMech, Valtteri? Rookie mistake!"

 

[desmodan]

So, you get along side and then you just keep turning in.

 

[Liquid]

Channel Ocho Presents: ¡Ay, Caramba! Robot Wars

 

[Giz WCR-666]

“F1 cars, Tecpro barriers, RC Cars…
…nothing can stop Zhou goin over the top!”

 

[Redneckchef]

Bottas and Zhou joke while being asked to predict the start if the race

 

[XJ40]

Robot Wars was never the same again after Health & Safety got involved.

 

[Touring Mars]

An Alfa Romeo win this season remains a remote possibility.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Tension in the Alfa Romeo camp is on a Razer's edge

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round EIGHTEEN - United States
1: @XJ40 - 6 votes (25 pts)
2=: @Jimlaad43, @Redneckchef - 5 votes (16 pts)
4: @Giz WCR-666 - 4 votes (12 pts)
5: @Famine - 3 votes (10 pts)
6: @Liquid - 1 vote (8 pts)

Lewis is not impressed at the size of the next iPhone

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid^**** - 268
2: Touring Mars*^*^^^ - 216
3: Famine****^ - 214

4: XJ40** - 207
5: Jimlaad43^^ - 198
6: redneckchef^* - 142
7: Giz WCR-666 - 111
8: Flex0r^ - 103
9: ro_har_ - 88
10: Blitz24 - 75
11: Pupik^ - 45
12: desmodan - 1

@XJ40 takes his second win of the year to close in on the top 3. Liquid extends his lead too.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round TWENTY - São Paulo

Entries by Monday 13th November 0900 PST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Liquid]

The rain, when ran, compromises El Plan.

 

[XJ40]

Alonso busts a move: the Reverse Moonwalk

 

[Famine]

Off-screen: Lawrence Stroll learns both of his cars have qualified in the top four.