A:
"They don't call me 'The Haas Bandit' for nothing, you know..."
B:
"Psst, can you ask Jean to get me a podium?"
C:
Mazepin takes the lead in his and Todt's latest game of Eeenymeanymackerrackerraridominackashickapoppadickywhopperrompomstick, With a perfect lay-on-lay-on-lay.
D:
Even with the grid ladies gone, the urge still remains.
E:
"I'm surprised the fans hate Hamilton more than me - I thought they would Boodapest..."
F:
Stefano Domenicali:
"Nikita, I know you saw that Vettel was disqualified but this is not what I mean in asking for a fuel sample!"
G:
Todt: "I don't know why Stefano has taken a liking to this boy?"
H:
Even his new Domenicali-based ventriloquist act can't make Jean Todt treat the Russian driver with anything but contempt.
I:
Nikita quickly flicks the power switch on the back of Stefano so he stops to talk to him.
A:
VB: "I hope you're not here to do your Mercedes test - I can't be the 4th fastest Mercedes driver this weekend!"
B:
As the paddock scrambles to find solutions to get rid of the water on the circuit, Bottas stumbles across a man who claims he can dry the track with a big fireball.
C:
Not pictured: 2022 Mercedes Drivers
D:
Grosjean: Let's go find somewhere warm and dry so we can talk about IndyCar, believe me, you'll need to know for next year
E:
Valtteri: "So what is it like in the land of the free?"
F:
Valtteri: "So Romain, with your new job, can you help me with the banking at Zandvoort?"
G:
The Lap One, Turn One demolition specialists compare scores.
H:
The Romain in Spa rain stays mainly in the pitlane.
I:
Romain Grosjean models the 2022 season Valtteri Bottas official sponsor jacket for Valtteri Bottas.
J:
"Look, Valtteri, it's literally that guy's job to stand here holding an umbrella for us for as long as we'd like to stand here and natter."
"I can sympathise, in a way..."