A:
McLaren, looking for nimbleness, tries out a British export to be the team's fitness instructor.
B:
Miami Sh🤬te
C:
James Corden attempts to start his own local sports franchise, the Miami Whales.
D:
Daniel Ricciardo breathes a sigh of relief as, for once, he's not the biggest waste of space in the McLaren garage.
E:
Practice for “Drive to Survive” the musical ongoing.
F:
All: "♫ I don't know when, I don't know how, but I know something's starting right now... Watch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! ♫"
G:
And if I help you guys win I get allowed back into the UK!
H:
McLaren staff assume the position for their rivals in the constructors battle.
I:
McLaren reveals its most desperate attempt yet to time travel back to the late 2000s - giving James Corden British air time.
J:
Corden: "If you think I'm cringe, wait until DJ Khaled turns up"
K:
"who is this new pr man that's been hired?"
L:
James Corden wanted to be a part of the team but has already met an obstacle he cannot overcome - the morning workout
A:
"Yes, Crofty, I do know what I can do if I am a Sky Q or Sky Glass customer. Now sod off, I'm busy."
B:
Perhaps if we make ourselves red, we can emulate Ferrari's performance this year. It's worth a shot!
C:
"GLH means great-looking hair. Just spray GLH on, and it instantly covers your bald spot, leaving you with great-looking hair!"
D:
Think my team's funny, do you? No need to ask which is yours. Red hair... and a hand-me-down driver... you must be at Williams!
E:
And if you still don't think this is enough red for you then we can get Nicholas to try a push lap to ensure everyone sees red.
F:
Albon: "yeah we found a couple of boxes of Rexona from a few years back, crap deodorant, but brilliant hairspray"
G:
Williams are going to do well today, or dye trying.
H:
"Roses are red
Your hair is too
If I score points in a race
The maximum is two"
I:
I hope your not wanting to send him into a bullring Alex?
J:
In an attempt to transform their image, Williams apply their Conan O'Brien kits to ensure that no one laughs at them anymore.
A:
Mick: I call the Segway half!
Marshall: Wait, Mick! We haven't finished divvying up the prizes!
B:
Günther Steiner's despair at adding more expenses to the Account Of Monte Carlo.
C:
"I swear, there was a giant dude with electric whips, and then Iron Man kicked his arse!"
D:
Mick Schumacher denies his preparations for Monaco were half-Haased.
E:
Reporter: "So Mick, what happened at the Swimming Pool Chicane?"
Schumacher: "I lost the Rear"
F:
"Sorry guys, the back end got away from me"
G:
No sir you cannot ride that back to the pits
H:
Mick looks for who caused the wreck so he can kick his HAAS