F1 Caption Game 2024 VOTING: USAFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

CAPTION OF THE DECADE - FINAL
The top 3 voted captions have been decided, and it's time to determine the ultimate caption of the 2010s. Please vote for the ONE caption you think is the best of the best. In case of a draw, results from the first round will be used to split the ties.


2011 Indian Grand Prix - @Jimlaad43

Marshal: Look, just because you're in India doesn't mean you have to worship every picture of a cow.

2015 Canadian Grand Prix - @Liquid

"There was a call for you from Maranello but we couldn't quite make out what they wanted over all the laughing."

2017 Chinese Grand Prix - @TRGTspecialist

McLaren engineers finally figure out Alonso has replaced himself with a cardboard-cutout version, when they realise he has absolutely no reason to look that cheerful.

 

[Jimlaad43]

2015

 

[Flex0r]

2011

 

[FutureF1]

2017

 

[XJ40]

2015

 

[Mike-ZENKAI]

2011

 

[Roger the Horse]

2015

 

[ro_har_]

2011

 

[Pezzarinho17]

2015

 

[Touring Mars]

2015

 

[MaxAttack]

2015!

 

[Jimlaad43]

AUSTRIAN GRAND PRIX 2020 VOTING

Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
Please read all entries before voting
Good luck!

A:
"Right, I'll take run flats, front machine guns and tyre spikes"

B:
So what I'm gonna need you to do is

C:
"It cost how much to replace that dinky podium stand?!"

D:
This controls the trophies?

E:
LN: This year's schedule looks a bit short...
Tech: It is, but all races matter.
LN: Yeh, so Lewis keeps saying...

F:
LN: What's my ping? Shouldn't be too bad, we're running on EU servers
Eng: My name is Jeff

G:
"And you'll see in the track notes that the course owners have laid some new kerb material down - mostly lava, from what we can see"

H:
Lando: ...what's this addendum about moist driving shoes in next year's contract?

I:
"Wait, these stats from Twitch say Charles got more viewers than me?"

 

[ro_har_]

A-F-I

 

[Jimlaad43]

E - 2
H - 1

 

[Flex0r]

E - 1
F - 1
I - 1

 

[NotThePrez]

A - 1
E - 1
H - 1

 

[XJ40]

C-1
D-1
I-1

 

[Mike-ZENKAI]

A - 1
E - 2

 

[Jimlaad43]

STYRIAN GRAND PRIX 2020 VOTING

Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
Please read all entries before voting
Good luck!

A:
I thought they said that they added something to car?

B:
"I think I lost speed somewhere down here..."

C:
"Christian, I found your pet hamster!"

D:
Wings give you Red Bull

E:
Off screen Christian Horner: "Max, you don't actually have to push down on the wing yourself to make the downforce..."

F:
Max looking for who tf asked

G:
"That reminds me, I need some new heads for my Gillette razor."

H:
Stewards and FIA unclear if unassisted blown diffusers are legal.

I:
Max Verstoopen

J:
"Christian, I think I found out why we were so slow, there's some debris from the Ferraris stuck under the car!"

K:
Keep going Seb, if you make a really good job of polishing that undertray they might let you be the reserve driver next year.

L:
Here we see Max being a good lad, helping Ferrari search for their hopes and dreams.

M:
"Hmm, I see it's got front and back... but does it also have side-to-side?"

 

[XJ40]

J-1
L-1
M-1

 

[Mike-ZENKAI]

E - 1
K - 1
L - 1

 

[ro_har_]

C
F
G

 

[Touring Mars]

EGL

 

[NotThePrez]

C - 1
F - 1
G - 1

 

[Flex0r]

G - 1
L - 2

 

[Famine]

I - 1
J - 1
K - 1

 

[MaxAttack]

One each for

C
I
K

 

[Pupik]

D-2
L-1

 

[Jimlaad43]

H
J
L
1 each

 

[Jimlaad43]

HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX 2020 VOTING

Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
Please read all entries before voting
Good luck!

A
"I can't get a reading Mr Abetiboul, there's nothing between the ears"

B
"Nobody cared 'oo I was until I put on ze- will you get zat away from my head? I am trying to record le big villain moment for ze Netfleex!

C
No idea if you have coronavirus, but the bug in your ear is moving at 32 mph.

D
Cyril looks completely non-plussed as he's held at gunpoint. Nobody on the grid wants to ransom him for a Renault seat next year.

E
Oh wait I think the battery is dead

F
*beep* That will be 1000HUF, please!

G
Otmar Szafnauer had to get creative to defeat Renault’s protest.