F1 Caption Game 2025 - Pre-Season Launch showFormula 1

[Flex0r]

Brad: George your sunglasses look amazing!
George(blushing): Oh, Brad Pittstop!

 

[Giz WCR-666]

Brad: oh shut up..! he is NOT cuter than me..!!

George: ...Am too

 

[Blitz24]

Brad is trying to find the optimal line around Silverstone by asking one of the locals.

 

[ro_har_]

My engineer got quite confused when I asked him what's in the box

 

[Famine]

"So, you're playing an old guy who's come back to the sport to act as a mentor to a crap younger driver? Shouldn't your overalls be green?"

 

[Redneckchef]

Nice try George but since I caught you in my movie car you'll have to keep driving your Merc anyway.

 

[Touring Mars]

L-R: Brad Pitt, Damon Albarn, George Russell

 

[Jimlaad43]

BP: So who's winning today?
GR: Max... Did you not read the script?

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round NINE - Austria
1: @Famine - 12 votes (25 pts)
2: @Jimlaad43 - 7 votes (18 pts)
3: @Liquid - 6 votes (15 pts)
4: @XJ40 - 3 votes (12 pts)
5: @Giz WCR-666 - 2 votes (10 pts)
6=: @ro_har_, @Flex0r, @Blitz24 - 1 vote (6 pts)

The Vatican has the Popemobile, team Alpine has the Nohopemobile.​

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Touring Mars*^*^ - 135
2: Liquid^ - 120
3: XJ40* - 104

4: Famine** - 103
5: redneckchef^* - 91
6: Jimlaad43^ - 89
7: Pupik^ - 45
8: ro_har_ - 44
9: Flex0r^ - 39
10: Giz WCR-666 - 38
11: Blitz24 - 34
12: desmodan - 1​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round TEN - United Kingdom
1: @Famine - 10 votes (25 pts)
2: @Jimlaad43 - 8 votes (18 pts)
3: @Liquid - 4 votes (15 pts)
4: @Redneckchef (no vote) - 3 votes (12 pts)
5=: @XJ40, @Flex0r, @Blitz24 - 2 votes (8 pts)
8=: @Giz WCR-666 (no vote), @ro_har_ - 1 vote (3 pts)

"So, you're playing an old guy who's come back to the sport to act as a mentor to a crap younger driver? Shouldn't your overalls be green?"

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Touring Mars*^*^ - 135
2: Liquid^ - 135
3: Famine*** - 128

4: XJ40* - 112
5: redneckchef^* - 91
6: Jimlaad43^ - 107
7: Flex0r^ - 47
8: ro_har_ - 47
9: Pupik^ - 45
10: Blitz24 - 42
11: Giz WCR-666 - 38
12: desmodan - 1

An amazing result as the podium is exactly the same as Austria, with Famine, Jimlaad43 and Liquid in that order. Liquid now ties Touring Mars at the top, but the 4 wins for TM keep him in 1st place. 7 points separate the top 3 here!​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round ELEVEN - Hungary

Entries by Monday 31st July 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Blitz24]

"Should we label it as fragile or as breekbaar?"

 

[Redneckchef]

Hungary's trophy has the best breaks in the field

 

[XJ40]

Voldemorts' loyal servant vows to protect the final Horcrux.

 

[Touring Mars]

Norris facing penalty after Urn 1 incident at Hungaroring

 

[Liquid]

Ted Kravitz uses up his year's salary on a polesitter trophy for Lewis Hamilton.

 

[Flex0r]

You can see the fear in his eyes, as he carries the trophy to meet its demise!

 

[Famine]

"We were asked to create a trophy inspired by Christian Horner's ego..."

 

[Jimlaad43]

"We were asked to create a trophy inspired by Christian Horner's ego..."

Not big enough

 

[Flex0r]

Not big enough

Handpainted?

 

[Jimlaad43]

Handpainted?

Fragile

 

[ro_har_]

Why did we have to take the trophy from the Hungarian royal palace

 

[Jimlaad43]

I have trapped an evil spirit in this ceramic forcefield. I hope nobody releases it...

 

[Giz WCR-666]

this should be big enough to hold every other driver's disappointment, once Max wins...again.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round TWELVE - Belgium

Entries by Tuesday 8th August 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Flex0r]

The track marshall testing his newly discovered Jedi powers on Logan Sargeant.

 

[ro_har_]

Look dude you can't levitate here

 

[Blitz24]

In order to show the world they are real, the aliens are abducting a driver from the best team they last saw on tv, 26 light years ago.

 

[Famine]

♫ I've got no strings to hold me down, to make me fret, or make me frown. I had strings, but now I'm free; there are no strings on me ♫

 

[Jimlaad43]

"I have to go now, my Planet needs me"