F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Ian Poole]

At the start of the season, Sebastian Vettel told the press that he called his car "Kate's Dirty Sister"...

Thank you for clearing that up sir. Vote Poole!

 

[sejtur]

Tired of all the attention that Kate's Dirty Sister had drawn, Rubens attempts to spark his own controversy by slipping 4 fingers into his Virgin... ​

That one gets my vote, hahah

 

[zed300]

.................. ____4 fingers _____ Virgin...

Slightly off topic.....these should never be used in the same sentence.

 

[Smallhorses]

Slightly off topic.....these should never be used in the same sentence.

Why not?

e.g. "Last time I flew Trans-Atlantic with Virgin Airlines I ate 4 fingers of a Kit-Kat."

See? Perfectly acceptable!!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final Entry

Rubens Barrichello: "They changed my strategy in Spain. They messed up my fuel rig in Germany.
Now I pull into pit and they tyres aren't ready, and a Brawn wins again! The team are favouring that
British guy, with his British passport and the Queen on his money and that bloody accent that
makes him sound all paranoid and crotchety. Well, I've had enough! I don't know what I'm going to
do about it, but it'll be something damn manly!"

Ross Brawn: "Rubens, you won. McLaren screwed up Hamilton's stop."

Rubens Barrichello: "Right, that. I've gotten so used to silly mistakes spoiling my race that
I just assume that if it happened, it happened to me."​

 

[yeti]

Why not?

e.g. "Last time I flew Trans-Atlantic with Virgin Airlines I ate 4 fingers of a Kit-Kat."

See? Perfectly acceptable!!

I believe the airline is called "Virgin Atlantic"...

C.

 

[Peter]

FINAL ENTRY

I knew I'd win again someday!!! Now where's the money I owe McLaren's pit crew?

 

[Smallhorses]

I believe the airline is called "Virgin Atlantic"...

C.

[JamesBondMode] When I fly, it's always Virgin Airlines...[/JamesBondMode]

 

[damez]

I believe the airline is called "Virgin Atlantic"...

C.

Nope.

 

[Ian Poole]

FINAL ENTRY

Ruben's homage to one Eric Bischoff, looking very smug and saying "I'm back...and I'm better than ever"

 

[Touring Mars]

"A clean shot at the World Championship? Have I died and gone to heaven?" *checks heartbeat*​

In other news - these scores just in... yeti 1 - damez 0

 

[Soundtrack]

RB: "And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

(Final) Final Entry

Rubens 25:17 - "The path of the fastest man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the blown
engine and the tyranny of team orders. Blessed is he who in the name of speed and good strategy
shepherds the slow through the valley of street circuits, for he is truly his victory's keeper and the
finder of lost championship points. And I will strike down upon thee with great pit stops and furious
passing moves those who attempt to poison and take away my championship position. And you
will know my name is World Champion when I lay my fastest lap upon thee."​

Please tell me you know where it's from! I'd link to it for any of you who don't, but there's swearing and violence involved either side of it.

EDIT: Oh, crap! I swear I didn't know Smallhorses had done it!

 

[Soundtrack]

EDIT: Oh, crap! I swear I didn't know Smallhorses had done it!

And you will know my name is Soundtrack...

BTW I don't think copyrights are an issue here and for sure I believe your caption is actually better than mine 👍

 

[Solid Lifters]

RB - "You know, now that I think about it, the last time I came in first so did Lewis Hamilton!"

 

[zed300]

Slightly off topic.....these should never be used in the same sentence.

Why not?

e.g. "Last time I flew Trans-Atlantic with Virgin Airlines I ate 4 fingers of a Kit-Kat."

See? Perfectly acceptable!!

I guess they have 4 finger loading docks, at the Virgin Terminal too

 

[Peter]

"I went on Virgin Atlantic, and saw a guy with 4 fingers on his left hand"

It's perfectly fine.

 

[Tom-D]

Rubens reaction after realising amongst the caos of celebrations that someone has stolen his wallet. In unrelated news BMW sauber pulls a backflip by announcing they will in fact be competing in the 2010 season.

 

[Ian Poole]

RB - "You know, now that I think about it, the last time I came in first so did Lewis Hamilton!"

 

[mafia_boy]

Rubens gathers ammo for his next prank on the pit crew, armpit sweat handshakes!​

 

[cicohipe]

Ahh my nipples they hurt! They hurt when i twist them

 

[livemusic]

Rubens: So there's the ****er who scratched my car! I'm gonna kill him!
*reaches for gun*

 

[Pupik]

Giles, I solemnly swear that I did not desire to see a driver crash or be injured.

 

[Sureboss]

Captions:

Sureboss

Rubens: I couldn't have won this without my superpower enhancing third nipple. Mmmm, that feels good.

Alex

Oh, THAT'S where I put my toothpaste...

Ian Poole

Ruben's homage to one Eric Bischoff, looking very smug and saying "I'm back...and I'm better than ever"

PeterJB

Rubens practices losing the Championship by impersonating his good friend Felipe.

Smallhorses

Tired of all the attention that Kate's Dirty Sister had drawn, Rubens attempts to spark his own controversy by slipping 4 fingers into his Virgin...

TS

I'm gettin' too old for this ****.

ty00123

Reubens' search for an anti-constipation button turns up nothing.

Omnis

Felipe Massa squeezes voodoo doll's nipple.

PJ-FFL

I knew I'd win again someday!!! Now where's the money I owe McLaren's pit crew?

orimarc

All these "Telefonica" ads and I can't find my phone. Where is it?

yeti

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

zed300

Just prior to the podium ceremony, Ruebens was reportedly mumbling to himself

"Now come on Ruebens, no funny faces and no molesting ones self on international t.v."

TheCracker

Ruben's Napoleon Bonaparte impression was one of 2009's stranger podium celebrations.

Do you race?

Rubens 25:17 - "The path of the fastest man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the blown
engine and the tyranny of team orders. Blessed is he who in the name of speed and good strategy
shepherds the slow through the valley of street circuits, for he is truly his victory's keeper and the
finder of lost championship points. And I will strike down upon thee with great pit stops and furious
passing moves those who attempt to poison and take away my championship position. And you
will know my name is World Champion when I lay my fastest lap upon thee."

80Y 2C2

Rubens was watching Mr Bean the night before and has got it into his brain that the behaviour shown is socially acceptable.

pippin4652

Reaching for his gun, Rubens decides to take a much tougher stance on all of the people making Virgin jokes at his expense.

homeforsummer

Rubens regretted opening his race suit as he remembered the fart he'd let out earlier in the race...

mipuumal

Rubens loses his sense of humor after seeing a reflection of himself and noticing how badly his stylist screwed up his combover

Touring Mars

"A clean shot at the World Championship? Have I died and gone to heaven?" *checks heartbeat*

Sountrack

RB: "And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

Tom-D

Rubens reaction after realising amongst the caos of celebrations that someone has stolen his wallet. In unrelated news BMW sauber pulls a backflip by announcing they will in fact be competing in the 2010 season.

Solid Lifters

RB - "You know, now that I think about it, the last time I came in first so did Lewis Hamilton!"

mafia_boy

Rubens gathers ammo for his next prank on the pit crew, armpit sweat handshakes!

cicohipe

Ahh my nipples they hurt! They hurt when i twist them

FatAssBr

Rubens: So there's the ****er who scratched my car! I'm gonna kill him!
*reaches for gun*

Pupik

Giles, I solemnly swear that I did not desire to see a driver crash or be injured.

I'll shut down voting at the weekend, Sunday afternoon possibly. Shout at me if you spot a mistake.

 

[Stevisiov]

1-Soundtrack
2-Pupik

 

[mipuumal]

1. Sureboss
2. Alex

 

[TheBook]

1. Smallhorses
2. homeforsummer

 

[Touring Mars]

1. Pupik
2. Solid Lifters

 

[PeterJB]

1. D you race?
2. PJ-FFL

 

[Peter]

1.PeterJB
2.Solid Lifters