F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Bram Turismo]

"Stop! Hamiltime."

If only you'd come up with this earlier Omnis! 👍

Huh?

 

[Omnis]

Aww, I missed the cut!

 

[Touring Mars]

1. mipuumal
2. yeti

(HM's to chronos and pippin4652)

 

[Peter]

1.mipuumal
2.yeti

 

[peterjford]

For those of you that don't get the Hammertime, Hamiltime, Hammerzeit references:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4L4CPfQY8

http://boortz.com/nealz_nuze/2009/07/i-find-your-lack-of-hammertime.html

 

[Soundtrack]

1. mipuumal
2. Do you race?

 

[zed300]

1. Only_in_F1
2. pippin4652

 

[Sureboss]

Round Eleven Results

After realising that his championship hopes are over, Hamilton waves goodbye to his number.

1st mipuumal - 10 points
2nd pippin4652 - 8 points
=3rd Bram Turismo, Tourng Mars - 6 points

5th yeti - 4 points
=6th Smallhorses, orimarc, Sureboss - 2 point
​

Congrats to mipuumal. Table to be updated shortly

Given my absence tomorrow. Round Twelve is open now.


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Round Twelve

My caption:
Rubens: I couldn't have won this without my superpower enhancing third nipple. Mmmm, that feels good.

 

[Alex.]

Oh, THAT'S where I put my toothpaste...

 

[Ian Poole]

Wait a second, two hearts? I wonder if i have two of everything

 

[PeterJB]

Put your hand in, put your penis out!

 

[Smallhorses]

Tired of all the attention that Kate's Dirty Sister had drawn, Rubens attempts to spark his own controversy by slipping 4 fingers into his Virgin... ​

 

[TS]

I'm gettin' too old for this ****.

 

[TheBook]

F I N A L E N T R Y​

Reubens' search for an anti-constipation button turns up nothing.

 

[Omnis]

Felipe Massa squeezes voodoo doll's nipple.

 

[Peter]

 

[orimarc]

All these "Telefonica" ads and I can't find my phone. Where is it?

 

[yeti]

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

C.

 

[zed300]

Just prior to the podium ceremony, Ruebens was reportedly mumbling to himself

"Now come on Ruebens, no funny faces and no molesting ones self on international t.v."​

 

[Ian Poole]

Tired of all the attention that Kate's Dirty Sister had drawn​

Can someone explain the Kate's dirty sister joke please?

 

[Bram Turismo]

Tired of all the attention that Kate's Dirty Sister had drawn, Rubens attempts to spark his own controversy by slipping 4 fingers into his Virgin... ​

Dude, that's nasty!

 

[Touring Mars]

Can someone explain the Kate's dirty sister joke please?

At the start of the season, Sebastian Vettel told the press that he called his car "Kate's Dirty Sister"...

Like a ship, a car should be named after a girl as it’s sexy. My original car was called Kate. But then it got smashed at the opening race in Australia. So we called this one Kate’s Dirty Sister because it is more aggressive and faster.

 

[TheCracker]

Ruben's Napoleon Bonaparte impression was one of 2009's stranger podium celebrations.​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Rubens Barrichello: "No, wait, there it is. My career still has a heartbeat."​

 

[Boffin]

Rubens was watching Mr Bean the night before and has got it into his brain that the behaviour shown is socially acceptable.​

 

[PeterJB]

FINAL ENTRY

Rubens practices losing the Championship by impersonating his good friend Felipe.

 

[Only_in_f1]

Rubens was watching Mr Bean the night before and has got it into his brain that the behaviour shown is socially acceptable.​

Well you've got my vote!

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Reaching for his gun, Rubens decides to take a much tougher stance on all of the people making Virgin jokes at his expense.​

 

[homeforsummer]

Rubens regretted opening his race suit as he remembered the fart he'd let out earlier in the race...​

 

[mipuumal]

Rubens loses his sense of humor after seeing a reflection of himself and noticing how badly his stylist screwed up his combover​