F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Small_Fryz]

LH: Naughty car! dont step out on me like that again! *slaps it multiple times*

/gay voice

 

[homeforsummer]

"Holy Hell! Ron! I just pood a McLaren!"​

(Edit: Just noticed Smallhorses' attempt above, I promise I didn't read it before I came up with mine!)

 

[Sureboss]

I'm opening voting tonight, so get your votes in by 8PM DST tonight. So another 7 hours or so.

 

[TheCracker]

Uuuggggghhhh.... uuuggggghhhh..... ahhhhhhhh!​

 

[PeterJB]

lol

 

[Peter]

FINAL ENTRY

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhoea.

 

[Bram Turismo]

Round Eleven

Episode 11: Lewis Hamilton and the Cockroach!



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[TS]

Episode 11: Lewis Hamilton and the Cockroach!



​

Priceless!

 

[zed300]

FINAL ENTRY​

Help ....SOMEBODY HELP.. can someone get this long thin crease out of my eye. It's gone straight threw my visor and I don't want to move.

 

[Sureboss]

Round Eleven Voting

Only_in_f1

'My precious!'

Dragonistic

And they thought Lewis was finally potty trained...

Do you race?

Leiws Hamilton: "Let me get this straight: we've been trying to work out why we're so slow all year and
you're telling me no-one thought this periscope might have been the reason for it until now?"

cicohipe

Poor Lewis thinks his car talks to him

yeti

Lewis gives kimi some light hearted abuse during an audacious overtaking move...

Touring Mars

Lewis's celebrations are cut short as last night's Khlav Kalash returns with a vengeance...

mafia_boy

Lewis Hamilton's spanking fetish hits a new low!

daan

Lewis takes the words of David Soul's Silver Lady quite literally...

Come on Silver Lady....

80Y 2C2

Yeah that'll buff out

mipuumal

After realising that his championship hopes are over, Hamilton waves goodbye to his number.

pippin4652

As Lewis celebrates his latest victory, a jealous Fernando Alonso throws his water bottle in disgust, scoring a direct hit to the groin.

TS

Hamilton - "You can't see me!"

Ian Poole

I'm a little teapot, short and stout......

FatAssBr

McLaren mechanic: Come on Lewis, you have to go to the podium now.

Hamilton: Ugh, just a second, guys. I forgot to disassemble the wheel before getting up.

peterjford

Lewis Hamilton learns later, much to his embarrasment, that the Flying Lady is the hood ornament for Rolls Royce, not Mercedes.

PeterJB

Mechanic: Lewis, we have to do the podium celebrations now.

Lewis: Just g-gimme fifteen more seconds!!

Soundtrack

Lewis:"Wait..., call the medics, that fly is still breathing..."

Orimarc

WHERE'S THE DAMN PAPER?!

SR-71_Blackbird

Hamilton got lucky there, he threw up like a freshman all over the car and didnt get a DUI.

Chronos

Lewis's win was arousing in more ways than one as he learns the blue pills in Martin Whitmarsh's desk are not paracetamol.

ROAD_DOGG33J

Lewis: I'm gonna poop on you!

ty00123

Lewis Hamilton was seen earlier today telling his car to "stop!" Upon inquiries as to why he didn't just use the brake pedal, he replied, " I was saying 'Stop! Hammer time... can't touch this.'"

Omnis

"White piece of shrapnel, hit my helmet? I don't think so."

Smallhorses

The crowd are agog at Lewis' "passing" of Kimi's entire Ferrari F60.
Lewis: "And for my next trick I'll regurgitate a whole Williams FW31!..."

Nicksfix

I'll teach that d*** bug for trying to crawl up into my helmet.

Sureboss

Lewis waves at the Stig, only to realise that it was his own reflection.

Tom-D

Mclaren find their form again after removing the life size tribute hood ornament as pictured above.

Small_Fryz

LH: Naughty car! dont step out on me like that again! *slaps it multiple times*

/gay voice

homeforsummer

"Holy Hell! Ron! I just pood a McLaren!"

The Cracker

Uuuggggghhhh.... uuuggggghhhh..... ahhhhhhhh!

PJ-FFL

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhoea.

Bram Turismo

Episode 11: Lewis Hamilton and the Cockroach!

zed300

Help ....SOMEBODY HELP.. can someone get this long thin crease out of my eye. It's gone straight threw my visor and I don't want to move.

You've got till Thursday evening to vote, say 8PM GMT+1.

 

[mafia_boy]

1. Bram Turismo
2. mipuumal

 

[PeterJB]

1. TheCracker
2. daan

 

[Ian Poole]

1. BranTurismo
2. Smallhorses

 

[homeforsummer]

1. pippin4652
2. Do You Race?

 

[TheBook]

1. pippin4652
2. Orimarc

 

[TS]

1. Bram Turismo
2. mipuumal

 

[LancerEvo7]

1. Smallhorses
2. mipuumal

 

[peterjford]

1. mipuumal
2. 80Y 2C2

 

[Smallhorses]

1. yeti
2. Chronos

 

[Boffin]

1. mipuumal
2. Chronos

 

[yeti]

1. Sureboss
2. Touring Mars

 

[mipuumal]

1. Touring Mars
2. Dragonistic

 

[LewyOs]

1. mipuumal
2. pippin4652

 

[livemusic]

1 - mipuumal
2 - Soundtrack

 

[GTP_Ingram]

1 - Touring Mars
2 - Homeforsummer

 

[Bram Turismo]

1. Orimarc
2. Sureboss

 

[Stevisiov]

1- FatAssBR
2- Touring Mars

 

[Omnis]

"Stop! Hamiltime."

 

[PeterJB]

Huh?

 

[Ian Poole]

"Stop! Hamiltime."

You can't touch this!