F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[yeti]

Yay! I've finished in 5th! I feel strangely happy.

Me too!!!

Apologies for not voting - I was away during the voting phase.

C.

 

[Boffin]

Allow me to shed my n00bism on this thread. When is the next picture coming up?

 

[GTP_Ingram]

^ I think at the start of the next GP weekend, so just over a week. I've submitted a photo, it has plenty of potential I think! I didn't have much of a clue for a good caption at the time though.

While you're waiting, try this:

'it was at this point I discovered I had a drinking problem.'

 

[Boffin]

Webber's girlfriend from crowd "babe - your on fire!"

Webbsy "What!? My hair's on fire?! aaaarrrrhhhh!​

 

[TheCracker]

Shampoo and conditioner?

Take two bottles onto the podium?

Not me.​

 

[Omnis]

"HOW DO I SHOT CORK?"​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"You guys really need to install a shower up here or something."
​

 

[Touring Mars]

Shampoo and conditioner?

Take two bottles onto the podium?

Not me.​

Nevermind Kate's Dirty Sister... here comes Mark Webber's Mumm!​

 

[mipuumal]

Webber invents the hottest new cocktail: champaigne and red bull, it gives you hangovers

 

[Pupik]

Do you, or someone you know, suffer from champagne-wasting affliction? It affects between 3 and 10 Grand Prix winners every year.

 

[yeti]

Nevermind Kate's Dirty Sister... here comes Mark Webber's Mumm![/CENTER]

Dammit - I was trying to think of a "your mum" joke...

C.

 

[homeforsummer]

"And later, I'm going to use some Fosters to clean my arse"​

 

[PureAwesomeness]

"Champagne goes straight to my head!"​

 

[Soundtrack]

Victorious Mark: "Oh yeah!"

 

[daan]

Shampoo and conditioner?

Take two bottles onto the podium?

Not me.

You stole my caption!

"Champagne goes straight to my head!"

Champagne drinking fail

 

[Touring Mars]

"Champagne goes straight to my head!"

Very good!

 

[livemusic]

Hey Mark, that's not champagne. It's Vettel's mictory.

 

[PeterJB]

Mark Webber tries out the new Alcoholic Essences Shampoo line

Mark: OOOOOOHHHHHH YYYYYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!

 

[peterjford]

Disguising itself as a bottle of Champagne, an alien brain sucker attacks Mark Webber.

 

[orimarc]

"It's raining champagne, aleluya, it's raining champagne!"

 

[LewyOs]

Mark shows his disgust at the Champagne and shouts for a 4X.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Finally: proof of Schumacher's neck injury.

 

[Ardius]

^Shamefully stolen from the F1 rejects forum or vice versa? I suppose its not really stealing if its from yourself

 

[livemusic]

That's an ugly butt!

 

[Ian Poole]

Mark Webber to the crowd: I'm sick of the Kate's dirty sister's joke, how about someone make a ridiculous caption about my mother spraying all over me?

 

[LancerEvo7]

Webber: "Seb! Am I doing it right?"
Vettel: *facepalm*

 

[mipuumal]

Webber: "Seb! Am I doing it right?"
Vettel: *facepalm*

Hah, that's hilarious 👍

 

[TS]

Webber: I want mah jaegerbombs!

 

[cicohipe]

=

What do you mean this isnt champagne?

 

[Ian Poole]

JB: Hey Mark, at least we know how to win a cricket match
SV: Hey Mark, us Germans drink more than you poms anytime
MW: Yeah, and i got your moms right here