F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Sureboss]

Round Eleven

 

[Only_in_f1]

'My precious!'

 

[Dragonistic]

Round Eleven

And they thought Lewis was finally potty trained...

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Leiws Hamilton: "Let me get this straight: we've been trying to work out why we're so slow all year and
you're telling me no-one thought this periscope might have been the reason for it until now?"​

 

[cicohipe]

Round Eleven

Poor Lewis thinks his car talks to him

 

[yeti]

Lewis gives kimi some light hearted abuse during an audacious overtaking move...

C.

 

[Touring Mars]

Lewis's celebrations are cut short as last night's Khlav Kalash returns with a vengeance...​

 

[mafia_boy]

Lewis Hamilton's spanking fetish hits a new low!​

 

[daan]

Lewis takes the words of David Soul's Silver Lady quite literally...

Come on Silver Lady....​

 

[Boffin]

Yeah that'll buff out.​

 

[mipuumal]

After realising that his championship hopes are over, Hamilton waves goodbye to his number.​

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Final Entry

As Lewis celebrates his latest victory, a jealous Fernando Alonso throws his water bottle in disgust, scoring a direct hit to the groin.​

 

[TS]

Lewis - "Wipe On, Wipe Off"

 

[yeti]

Lewis - "Wipe On, Wipe Off"

Surely you mean "Wax On, Wax Off"

C.

 

[Ian Poole]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout......

 

[livemusic]

McLaren mechanic: Come on Lewis, you have to go to the podium now.

Hamilton: Ugh, just a second, guys. I forgot to disassemble the wheel before getting up.

 

[peterjford]

Lewis Hamilton learns later, much to his embarrasment, that the Flying Lady is the hood ornament for Rolls Royce, not Mercedes.​

 

[PeterJB]

Mechanic: Lewis, we have to do the podium celebrations now.

Lewis: Just g-gimme fifteen more seconds!!
​

 

[Soundtrack]

Lewis:"Wait..., call the medics, that fly is still breathing..."

 

[orimarc]

WHERE'S THE DAMN PAPER?!

 

[SR-71_Blackbird]

Hamilton got lucky there, he threw up like a freshman all over the car and didnt get a DUI.

 

[Chronos]

Lewis's win was arousing in more ways than one as he learns the blue pills in Martin Whitmarsh's desk are not paracetamol.​

 

[TS]

Final Entry:

Hamilton - "You can't see me!"

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Round Eleven

Lewis: I'm gonna poop on you!

 

[TheBook]

F I N A L E N T R Y

Lewis Hamilton was seen earlier today telling his car to "stop!" Upon inquiries as to why he didn't just use the brake pedal, he replied, " I was saying 'Stop! Hammer time... can't touch this.'"

 

[Omnis]

"White piece of shrapnel, hit my helmet? I don't think so."

 

[Smallhorses]

The crowd are agog at Lewis' "passing" of Kimi's entire Ferrari F60.
Lewis: "And for my next trick I'll regurgitate a whole Williams FW31!..."

 

[Nicksfix]

I'll teach that d*** bug for trying to crawl up into my helmet.

 

[Sureboss]

Lewis waves at the Stig, only to realise that it was his own reflection.

 

[Tom-D]

Mclaren find their form again after removing the life size tribute hood ornament as pictured above.