F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Omnis]

"Hey, Reubens, I hear they have a nice buffet at the hotel in Abu Dhabi. Senior citizens eat free."

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Jensen: Ok, lets role play, I will be Michael Schumacher from a couple years ago, and you be you from the same time.

 

[orimarc]

Button: "I took Ross to a karaoke. Tomorrow's weather will be rainy."
Barrichello: [Mr. Burns]"Excelent."[/Mr. Burns]

 

[Smallhorses]

RB: "Er, Jenson, you're staring at my behind again! Why is that?"
JB: "Well, it's the view of you I'm most used to in the 2nd half of the season!"​

 

[yeti]

JB : Second is first loser.

C.

 

[Touring Mars]

JB: "If I win the title this year, I'll share the 'FIA's Special Bonus Prize' with you..."
RB: "Thanks for the offer Jens, but I'm a married man..."​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

(Final) Final Entry

Jenson Button: "So, Rubens, qualifying: how are you going to play it?"

Rubens Barrichello: "Primes. Definately primes."

Jenson Button: "Yeah, that's what I was thinking ..."​

 

[zed300]

J B: Hey Reubens ..do ya think you can fix me up with a Brazilian after the race mate ..come on.
R B: I told you time and time again Jenson, I ain't going anywhere near you with a razor. ..right.​

 

[mipuumal]

​

Rubens: Jenson, remember when I said that it was a bad idea to get our heads sown together?

Jenson: Yea?

Rubens *notices line of sight to Jenson's crotch*: nevermind...

 

[Touring Mars]

JB: "If I win this year title, I'll split the team's special bonus with you, man"​

RB: "Thanks dude, but I'm married..."

 

[GTP_Ingram]

JB: Here Rubens, I just thought of a joke. How many Formula 1 drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
RB: I dont know, how many Formula 1 drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
JB: I dont care, because I've just won the world championship, baby!​

 

[livemusic]

^Spoila!

But it was funny.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

((Final) Final) Final Entry

Jenson Button: "Listen, Rubens, my flight has been cancelled. Would it be too much to ask if I could borrow your jet?"

Rubens Barrichello: "For sure. Where were you thinking of going?"

Jenson Button: "Well, Richard Branson's got me doing a world tour of shopping centres starting Tuesday, so I was thinking maybe ... New Zealand?"​

 

[Azure Flare]

"Hey, Reubens, I hear they have a nice buffet at the hotel in Abu Dhabi. Senior citizens eat free."

 

[Pescara for GT5]

So do we get a post with all the pics in it, or do we have to go back through them all, because the latter can be a problem for me, on Dial-up here.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

So do we get a post with all the pics in it, or do we have to go back through them all, because the latter can be a problem for me, on Dial-up here.

If you're looking for previous rounds of the competition, go to the very first post on te very first page.

If you're looking for the current round with all the captions for the purposes of voting, Sureboss will post one soon. Just give him some time; he's usually rather busy.

 

[Bram Turismo]

​

Button: Pssst, Rubens! I caught Sutil running away from Trulli on video. Take a look:



Rubens: Sissy run!
​

 

[Boffin]

Jenson: Hey, I just - I just released my own cologne called Podium. Wanna whiff?

Rubens: No Way! - I just released mine too. Mine's called Eau de mothballs. Smell mine first.

Jenson: No! I asked you first.

Rubens: All right all right - we'll do it together on 3. 1......2......

 

[Sureboss]

If you're looking for previous rounds of the competition, go to the very first post on te very first page.

If you're looking for the current round with all the captions for the purposes of voting, Sureboss will post one soon. Just give him some time; he's usually rather busy.

WHS. It'll probably be up on Friday morning/Thursday night.

 

[orimarc]

I just saw this photo. The ad fits just right. Because it's not official, and I don't wanna disturb the competition, I'll post the link:

http://images.gpupdate.net/large/140569.jpg

 

[Pescara for GT5]

If you're looking for previous rounds of the competition, go to the very first post on te very first page.

If you're looking for the current round with all the captions for the purposes of voting, Sureboss will post one soon. Just give him some time; he's usually rather busy.

I was wanting that second, and thanks, I am still getting used to this game.

 

[TheBook]

F I N A L E N T R Y

Button: "Psst. Last one to Abu Dhabi is a rotten egg."
​

 

[peterjford]

JB: Bernie just showed me the script for next year. I promised I wouldn't tell anyone anything, but lets just say a Brazilian wins the Championship and his name rhymes with "Cubans Harryfellow".

 

[mPWRD]

JB: OK, here's the plan...
RB: Does it involve my race completely falling apart within the last 10 laps?
JB: How did you guess?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Last time, promise
(Unless I think of something better ...)

Jenson Button: "Hey Rubens, that girl in the front row is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. What should I do?"

Rubens Barrichello: "I think you should stay away from my sister if you want that World Championship."​

 

[Ian Poole]

FINAL ENTRY

JB: Hey Rubens, perhaps if we put our heads together, we can think of a way of rigging the caption competiton of GT Planet to make sure that Touring Mars does't win the championship

 

[Touring Mars]

Brawn submit a picture for the F1 Caps-On Competition...

 

[Peter]

RB: Hey Button, guess what you need right now.
JB: The championship?
RB: A toothbrush.

 

[Sureboss]

Round Sixteen Voting

Captions:
Touring Mars

Brawn submit a picture for the F1 Caps-On Competition...

LancerEvo7GSR

And the Brawn Budget Caps return as a duo!

Fastas

Button 'Williams, yeah I drove for them once, you'll enjoy it there...'

TS

Rubens and Jenson rehearsing their makeout scene...

interludes

Jenson Button: "Hey Rubens, that girl in the front row is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. What should I do?"

Rubens Barrichello: "I think you should stay away from my sister if you want that World Championship."

Ian Poole

JB: Hey Rubens, perhaps if we put our heads together, we can think of a way of rigging the caption competiton of GT Planet to make sure that Touring Mars does't win the championship

Soundtrack

JB: “Rubens, as a Brazilian can you point me a nice spot where I can celebrate my Champion’s title in the neighborhood?”
RB: “Well, I think Turn 12 is much appreciated by the British drivers, but unfortunately I was told their favorite waiter isn’t working there this season, so be prepared for disappointment!”

PeterJB

David Attenborough: Brawn Drivers will typically greet each other by rubbing their heads together. This is a sign of trust and friendship towards one another. However when Racing season starts, they will fight to the death for the right to race. The bigger their Budget Cap, the more the Bernie's are impressed by the Brawn Drivers.

LewyOs

Jenson: Rubens come closer... little closer... little more.... perfect.....









..... I've got glandular fever.

Omnis

"Hey, Reubens, I hear they have a nice buffet at the hotel in Abu Dhabi. Senior citizens eat free."

Pescara for GT5

Jensen: Ok, lets role play, I will be Michael Schumacher from a couple years ago, and you be you from the same time.

orimarc

Button: "I took Ross to a karaoke. Tomorrow's weather will be rainy."
Barrichello: [Mr. Burns]"Excelent."[/Mr. Burns]

Smallhorses

RB: "Er, Jenson, you're staring at my behind again! Why is that?"
JB: "Well, it's the view of you I'm most used to in the 2nd half of the season!"

yeti

JB : Second is first loser.

zed300

J B: Hey Reubens ..do ya think you can fix me up with a Brazilian after the race mate ..come on.
R B: I told you time and time again Jenson, I ain't going anywhere near you with a razor. ..right.

mipuumal

Rubens: Jenson, remember when I said that it was a bad idea to get our heads sown together?

Jenson: Yea?

Rubens *notices line of sight to Jenson's crotch*: nevermind...

pippin4652

JB: Here Rubens, I just thought of a joke. How many Formula 1 drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
RB: I dont know, how many Formula 1 drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
JB: I dont care, because I've just won the world championship, baby!

Bram Turismo

Button: Pssst, Rubens! I caught Sutil running away from Trulli on video. Take a look:

Rubens: Sissy run!

80Y 2C2

Jenson: Hey, I just - I just released my own cologne called Podium. Wanna whiff?

Rubens: No Way! - I just released mine too. Mine's called Eau de mothballs. Smell mine first.

Jenson: No! I asked you first.

Rubens: All right all right - we'll do it together on 3. 1......2......

ty00123

Button: "Psst. Last one to Abu Dhabi is a rotten egg."

peterjford

JB: Bernie just showed me the script for next year. I promised I wouldn't tell anyone anything, but lets just say a Brazilian wins the Championship and his name rhymes with "Cubans Harryfellow".

mPWRD

JB: OK, here's the plan...
RB: Does it involve my race completely falling apart within the last 10 laps?
JB: How did you guess?

PJ-FFL

RB: Hey Button, guess what you need right now.
JB: The championship?
RB: A toothbrush.

I'll tidy up the voting on Monday.
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Hmm, don't know what I'm doing wrong with Bram's Youtube clip. I've got the tags, in the middle of the tags is the string of numbers/letters after the = sign...

 

[prisonermonkeys]

1 - peterjford
2 - PeterJB