F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

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FINAL ENTRY

Here, Kimi demonstartes his unusual eating habit. Akin to a venus fly trap, he sits waiting, mouth wide open, for insects to settle inside, before devouring them whole. As in this photo however, he can sometimes catch larger objects, such as a boot from Stefano Domenicali.
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[Touring Mars]

Final Entry

After telling Kimi that Alonso will be replacing him next season,
Domenicali was beginning to suspect that Kimi wasn't putting as much effort into Free Practice any more​

 

[Sureboss]

Round Fifteen Voting

Captions:
PeterJB

Hey, Kimi! Your being replaced by Alonso next year!

Only_in_f1

KR: Who made this berger?
Friend Of KR: Sutil did, local meat shipped from Germany I hear
KR: Very nice! & the chips?
Friend Of KR: Jenson made them, cooked them to perfection don't you think?
KR: Yeh very nice!
Friend Of KR: & The sausages were made by Lewis...

Fastas

Kimi,....'awwowa **** brain freeze, coffee after a ice-lolly not good'.

D.

Bram Turismo

Interviewer: "So Kimi, how about Alonso taking your spot next season?"
Kimi: "OM NOM NOM NOM!"

Omnis

Ferrari Engineer: "Have you two seen Fernando's eyebrow simulates? We need to make his helmet. What? NO! Kimi, that's not a Twix bar!"

zed300

Kimi: I'm not sure ... but I think I've seen some potential drivers with a look, when "negotiating" a drive for Ferrari next year, kind of like this.
They seemed to be nodding alot too.....but like I said , I'm not sure.

interludes

Ferrari release Raikkonen from his contract with a payout of forty-five million Euro and a consolation stripper.

Touring Mars

After telling Kimi that Alonso will be replacing him next season,
Domenicali was beginning to suspect that Kimi wasn't putting as much effort into Free Practice any more

TS

The reactions of Hamilton and Raikkonen when they heard the rumors of them becoming teammates in 2010.

Smallhorses

After Massa's qualifying at Malaysia, Badoer's drives anywhere and Fisichella's Singapore debacle, it takes a little different interpretation, but this photojournalist now completes his set of "Choking Ferrari Drivers 2009"

LancerEvo7GSR

Raikkonen sees Alonso walk in in a Ferrari uniform for the first time.

Soundtrack

McLaren guy: "I was told Nicole is teasing at the Ferrari booth..."

yeti

Kimi forgot the Vodka this time.

LewyOs

Reports in the paddock suggest Kimi Raikkonen was poisoned, during a lunchtime meal, in an early effort to release him from his Ferrari contract.

mipuumal

Interviewer: What do you think Fernando will provide for the team that you were not able to do?
Kimi: *emote*

pippin4652

Here, Kimi demonstartes his unusual eating habit. Akin to a venus fly trap, he sits waiting, mouth wide open, for insects to settle inside, before devouring them whole. As in this photo however, he can sometimes catch larger objects, such as a boot from Stefano Domenicali.

Ian Poole

Kimi shows his shock to hear that there is a World Motor Sport Captioning Council and that interludes got away with a two year suspended sentence from captioning

FatAssBr

Kimi's happiest facial expression ever seen.

in.s@ne

Ferrari: Hey Kimi! We organised a farewell party for you, with strippers and all!
Kimi: Really? Who is it?
Ferrari: Here's Ross!

DaddyVDUB

Piquet Jr is racing a Truck!!!

ROAD_DOGG33J

Guy on left: Hey isn't that Piquet with his boyfriend?

PJ-FFL

LH: Raikkonen is going where???!!!
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KR: Alonso is going where???!!!

orimarc

Guy on left: Er, dude...there's a paparazzi right there.
Kimi: Og crah...tgey better ngot catch me eahting.

Pupik

Kimi: ...cough... What do you mean Abu Dhabi's in a dry country?!?

 

[in.s@ne]

1. Touring Mars
2. pippin4652

 

[mipuumal]

1. Bram Turismo
2. Touring Mars

 

[DaddyVDUB]

1. pippin4652
2. Ian Poole

 

[Touring Mars]

You may want to change the picture in the voting poll to the original, Nigel

1. Soundtrack
2. Pupik

 

[yeti]

You may want to change the picture in the voting poll to the original, Nigel

Most amusing...

1. Touring mars
2. Touring mars - (Mountain Oyster)
(If not allowed to vote for that one then 2. Pupik)

C.

 

[LewyOs]

1. Interludes
2. Soundtrack

 

[Ian Poole]

1. Smallhorses
2. ROADDOGG3JJ

 

[GTP_Ingram]

1. in.s@ne
2. Smallhorses

 

[PeterJB]

I se my title hopes plummeting down the drain.

1. LancerEvo7GSR
2. yeti

 

[TS]

1. Soundtrack
2. interludes

 

[Sureboss]

You may want to change the picture in the voting poll to the original, Nigel

1. Soundtrack
2. Pupik

I shall leave it as is..for comedic reasons.

 

[livemusic]

1 - Soundtrack
2 - Omnis

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

1) Pupik
2) PeterJB

 

[Sureboss]

I'll tie up voting after College tomorrow night. So get votes in by this time tomorrow.

 

[peterjford]

1. mipuumal
2. pupik

 

[Fastas]

1. Soundtrack - (Olivier the Pro Digital Photographer ((captioner))
2. Touring Mars

D. 👍

 

[Soundtrack]

Hi Dan!

1. Pupik
2. pippin4652

 

[Smallhorses]

1. pippin4652
2. Pupik

 

[Bram Turismo]

1. Soundtrack
2. Touring Mars

 

[Sureboss]

Round Fifteen Results

McLaren guy: "I was told Nicole is teasing at the Ferrari booth..."

1st Soundtrack - 10 points
2nd Pupik - 8 points
3rd Touring Mars - 6 points

4th pippin4652 - 5 points
=5th Interludes, Smallhorses - 4 points
7th Bram Turismo, LancerEvo7GSR, in.s@ne, mipuumal - 1 point
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Congrats to Soundtrack, 5 voting points between the top 4, which is quite unusual. Can the winner for Round 14 send me (in a PM) a caption for the next round?

Lots of heavy scoring at the top of the table, Soundtrack's win gives him an outside chance of the title, being 11 points behind TM with 2 rounds to go. TM extends his lead over Smallhorses to 4 points.

 

[PeterJB]

At long last my titles hopes are officially over. Oh well.

 

[Touring Mars]

It ain't over until the fat lady sings, as they say... you never know what might happen...

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Just a quick question, how do you play this, and can I join in next time.

Never mind, I see it, oh, now time to wait for a new picture.

 

[PeterJB]

Just a quick question, how do you play this, and can I join in next time.

For each round a picture relating to F1 is posted. You must write a caption of a comedic nature for it! When voting starts, you vote for two members captions, with number one counting as two votes, and numer two counting as one vote. When the votes are added up, the top eight highest voted members captions get points in the same way as in F1. Simple!

And yes, anyone is welcome to join in.

 

[Soundtrack]

Thank you all for the support! Sincerely enjoying this! An outside chance for the title? No no, let the pressure stay on the guys running on front!

 

[Peter]

It ain't over until the fat lady sings, as they say... you never know what might happen...

I have to ask, is that real?

 

[Ian Poole]

If it is and Touring Mars wins again, we will have to start Captiongate