F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[PeterJB]

best caption EVAAARRRR!!!

 

[Ian Poole]

He is going to be a force next season

 

[TS]

BRAWN: Mercedes whispers "I wanna buy your t**m" and I



******!...IN!...MY PANTS!!!

You sir deserve a trophy!

Enjoy!

 

[PeterJB]

BANG. BANG. Ugh! BANG. Ah! BANG.

 

[Pupik]

Kimi: [whispers] I've heard that nothing else drives like a Ferrari...but is there any way for me to prove that claim?

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

INVISIBLE BARRICHELLO: Here's for turn one, you jerk! [WHACK!]

 

[livemusic]

Awesome captions, people!

 

[Omnis]

"Within every Fin is a portable sauna."

 

[zed300]

Deleted

 

[zed300]

Kimi: You'll be wishing you had your nose covered instead.​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Mrs. Webber always told her son that if he pulled a face and the winds changed, his face would remain that way. Unfortantely, Mark had no idea she was actually talking about the winds of destiny and when he finally won his first Grand Prix ...​

 

[RACECAR]

It turns out Sebastian Vettel has decided to take matters into his own hands to replace his teammate for 2010. Unfortunately, now he has to determine which ones are gonna get the championship.

Kimi: What does the scouter say about his Power level?

Team Member: Its over Nine Thousaaaand!!!

Kimi: What, nine thousand??!!! This can't be right!!!

Fernando: I think its right

 

[Ardius]

Not so mch captions here, but some amsuing photoshops, once again shamelessly stolen from elsewhere:

 

[RACECAR]

Hahahaha, these are just asking for more captions

Vettel: Falco Pawwwwwnnch!!!

Webber: Shoyoken!
(If anybody knows what street fighter is, you'll get the joke)

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

My own shameless thievery:

RAI KHAN-EN: FINNISH HIM!

 

[SR-71_Blackbird]

oops.

 

[waggles]

Language warning for the above video, I'd recommend.

 

[Ardius]

The thread should probably be re-numbered now

Anyway, a new one for you all:

 

[Alex.]

"Jenson gets to grips with the Mclaren right away, and it would seem he's excited about his chances of scoring"

 

[LewyOs]

"Is there supposed to be an uncooked chicken in the exhaust pipe?"

 

[peterjford]

Button searches for the keys to his new car before anyone on the team finds out he lost them.

 

[Ardius]

"Just checking you've got a double diffuser, you know what happened last time.."

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Lewis Hamilton tries to nullify the threat of new team mate Button as soon as possible, by reversing his car into him at high speed​

 

[homeforsummer]

Still on a bender after winning the 2009 title, Jenson adds Lewis' car to the list of places he's thrown up.​

 

[Sureboss]

After a massive game of hide and seek, Jenson finally finds Bernie.

 

[RACECAR]

Oh, what does this button do? *Presses it*

 

[Only_in_f1]

Jenson moves to Mclaren on a wing and a prayer

 

[mafia_boy]

Jenson: Alright, I'm in the position you wanted me to be in Lewis....now what??

*in background* Lewis: I'm going to make you my #2 driver, if you know what I'm saying!! ​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Feel de rhythm! Feel de ride! Get on up, it's bobsled time! Coooooool Runnings!"​

 

[TS]

*whiff*

JB: This my friends, is the smell of success!