F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Elegy]

Pizzonia: "Don't worry about us. If that idiot Sato takes any of us out, we've hired a little helper to *click-click* take care of him."

 

[[FPV]Rusty]

AP- "no, no, not that guy, the one that drives the ferrari, he really fast, win alot of race... got a huge square jaw kinda like this..."
MT- "...uh...Micheal Schumacher?"
AP- "YEAH! Thats the guy, he took my formula 1 ps2 game!
MT- "Look, he took it for your own good, how many times have I told you,you've got to learn to drive in real life"

 

[Omnis]

"DEY TOOK 'ER JERBS!"

 

[THE ED3]

Stealing jokes from me again huh... That made no sense...

You should have put a pic of rubens and sato or something like that.

 

[Diego440]

how about THIS ONE!

 

[THE ED3]

Bernie: dont tell anyone one this but I think michael is cute...

 

[Omnis]

Stealing jokes from me again huh... That made no sense...

You should have put a pic of rubens and sato or something like that.

Are you retarded? Alonso took Kimi's #1 driver slot. You probably missed that episode of south park.

 

[THE ED3]

I saw that episode. It was mildly funny. The pics you posted however wernt that funny and the drivers title isnt a job. its an honor. Kimi is still the best driver at mclaren no one took that job away from him...

 

[Omnis]

You ARE clueless.

 

[THE ED3]

Just like the tv show but thats beside the point...

 

[qwazy|06]

how about THIS ONE!

bernie: look, the way i see it, we tell the girls we have a concorde in our pants...

 

[Omnis]

Give me a pumice stone, quick! Harrrr!!!!1

 

[DQuaN]

"Don't look, but that blonde girl behind you is checking me out."

"Don't look, but that Renault engineer behind you is checking you out too."

 

[THE ED3]

Bernie: hey, do you think my hair is out of style?
RBR guy: oh no sir! your uhhh... shirt looks just fine today...

 

[Diego440]

Bernie: If you really want to help me, get me a female about this high

 

[qwazy|06]

bernie: and then i put my hand on top of her head and told her to go lower...

 

[MagpieRacer]

Bernie: That guy from renault behind me is a miserable bastard.
RBR Dude: lol!
Bernie: ?
RBR: Nothing.

 

[TVRKing]

Don't say anything, but I think the photographer behind you fancies you.

 

[THE ED3]

Bernie: look at my hand
BRB guy: what?
Bernie: look at my hand. see that?
RBR guy: no what?
Bernie: look closer
RBR guy: what is it I dont see anything
Bernie: here look close
RBR guy: uhhh
Bernie: *SMACK!*

 

[Solid Lifters]

Flavio (Speaking Engrush) - "OK, freeze, Alonso! Put your hands up! Now, back away from the championship points, or I'll shoot you in the back!"

Alonso - "Noooo! Sato, noooo! Don't shoot! DON'T SHOOT!!! You can keep the championship points! Just don't shoot me! Please, Sato, don't shoot!

Flavio (Normal Voice) - "GOTCHA! Hahaahahahahahahahhaaa! You've just been punked, dude! Hahahahahah! I'm a dog! WOOF!"

Alonso - "Yeah... welll... "Dog" you can clean my racing suit!"

 

[Kylehnat]

Alonso: "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"
Flavio: "So, with the money you're saving, you can afford to stay with Renault, right?"

 

[THE ED3]

We already did that pic in this thread.

 

[Solid Lifters]

We already did that pic in this thread.

I don't give a crap.

 

[Blake]

Alonso: "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"
Flavio: "So, with the money you're saving, you can afford to stay with Renault, right?"

Oh man, that’s too good!

 

[qwazy|06]

*awkward silence after kimi let one go on accident*
alonso: GOD! that one was baaaad, kimi! DAAANG! WOO!
kimi: *shrug*

 

[livemusic]

This thread is a mess right now.

 

[Caio]

Ô MEU DEUS! Mais um tricampeão nesse site. Congratulações tricolores amigo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Omnis]

Astalasalsa!!!

 

[Diego440]

joder! ahora sí se jodió todo

 

[TVRKing]

"Dude, that is one strange place to put the champagne bottle."