F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Pezzarinho17]

*Alonso's phone rings*

Alonso: You there, Philip is it? Answer that!

 

[TenEightyOne]

Alonso distracts Massa with Tetris while he thinks of somewhere to hide Massa's spark plugs.

Final answer!

 

[ADEuk]

Alonso "Haha the crazy frog ringtone, must be Seb calling"

Massa "No, it's Jean Todt"

 

[livemusic]

[I hope we get some better pics than paddock shots in Monaco ]

*Alonso's phone rings*

Alonso: You there, Philip is it? Answer that!

 

[ExigeEvan]

FA - Felipe, I cannot wait until Monaco, the women are so beautiful there!
FM - Uno momento Fernando, I'm just BBM'ing your mother.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

[I hope we get some better pics than paddock shots in Monaco ]

It's kind of difficult to caption a picture of a car. But if you win this round, you get to choose the picture.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Now that's more like it

At least there is a car in the picture

 

[C-ZETA]

Phone displays "I'm faster than you. Can you confirm you understand this message?"
Felipe replies "No, I've stuck with that now. Sorry."

 

[lukecfc]

Fernando: "No, she hasn't really been replying to my texts.."
Felipe: "OK, let me put that in.... Alright, the App says there's a 0% chance shes into you"
Fernando: "Better than I expected. I'll go talk to her now."​

Final Entry

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FIVE - RESULTS

1st: ADEuk - 25 pts
2nd: mafia_boy - 18 pts
3rd: akmuq - 15 pts
4th=: livemusic , LewyOs - 11 pts
6th=: Famine, RACECAR - 7 pts
8th=: Touring Mars, pezzarinho17 - 3 pts

Winning Entry

Alonso: "I just got another 5 years on my contract"

Massa: "So did I, with unlimited texts"

Standings (after Round Five)

1st: ADEuk - 65 pts
2nd: Touring Mars - 60 pts
3rd: LewyOs - 52 pts

4th: TopGearFTW - 34 pts
5th: mafia_boy - 28 pts
6th: livemusic - 26 pts
7th=: DQuaN, Alex. - 25 pts
9th: daan - 20 pts
10th=: mPWRD, Famine - 18 pts

12th: niky - 16 pts
13th: akmuq - 15 pts
14th=: GTP_Ingram, PeterJB - 13 pts
16th: Bee - 11 pts
17th=: interludes, C-ZETA - 9 pts
19th: RACECAR - 7 pts
20th=: lukecfc, driftking18594, race'emhard - 4 pts
23rd=: F1Addict, BlacqueJacques, granturismite, pezzarinho17 - 3 pts
27th: TheStig13 - 2 pts

Congratulations to ADEuk for winning Round Five of the 2011 competition, and taking the lead in the Championship

2011 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DQuaN

Round 2 - TopGearFTW

Round 3 - LewyOs

Round 4 - Alex.

Round 5 - ADEuk.


Round Six - Monaco will follow shortly.

​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Six - Monaco

Entries by Monday, 13th June - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

 

[Famine]

Bernie: "No, this isn't what I meant when I said I'd love to motorboat you."

 

[mafia_boy]

Bernie takes a page out of Max Mosley's playbook and asks the lady if she would like to be his "poop deck".​

*added bit* YAY for me last round, my first ever podium on here!!

 

[Touring Mars]

*added bit* YAY for me last round, my first ever podium on here!!

Well played sir 👍

Bernie: Well you are the one who wanted to go on Bullseye - it's not my bloody fault you won...​

* apologies to anyone from outside the UK... and under 30... OK, so pretty much everyone then...

 

[Azure Flare]

Bernie: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

FINAL ENTRY
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[LewyOs]

Billionaire, boats n' hoes.​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Bernie Ecclestone: "I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm standin' on a boat!"​

 

[Akmuq]

Yay for podium.

Well played sir 👍

Bernie: Well you are the one who wanted to go on Bullseye - it's not my bloody fault you won...[/CENTER]


* apologies to anyone from outside the UK... and under 30... OK, so pretty much everyone then...

Ummmm...... couldn't someone just copy that but put a modern gameshow in and get a lot more votes?

 

[C-ZETA]

"Here we are, behind the scenes before the boat chase..."

 

[Famine]

Ummmm...... couldn't someone just copy that but put a modern gameshow in and get a lot more votes?

Captions

No editing of pictures.
No use of other pictures within your caption.
All captions must be your own work.

So... no. Also it'd miss the point of the joke - Bullseye was famous for idiotic prizes for random Northerners, like a speedboat for a 63 year old woman living in Shipley, 70 miles from the nearest patch of sea (and the trailer wasn't included).

 

[RACECAR]

*Gasp* My first points of the season

Bernie: Do you intend on rowing this, gently down the stream?


Final Entry

 

[LewyOs]

I would row my dear, but I have arthritis in my knee...​

 

[GTP_Ingram]

The Bernie impersonator gets rumbled by his new lady friend when he takes her back to his "£36.5million yacht sitting in the harbour."​

 

[mPWRD]

​

Bernie: You've heard of the new World Endurance Series, right? Well, apparently, I served as... ahem.. inspiration. *winks*

FINAL ENTRY

 

[PeterJB]

Bernie takes a girl off to show her his wood, she was somewhat relieved.

 

[livemusic]

Bernie: "No, YOU row!"

 

[Akmuq]

Bernie: Can you reach the steering wheel?

 

[ADEuk]

Always keen to strike a good deal, Bernie negotiates terms for an hour on the Virgin Hospitality Boat​

(Final Entry)

 

[ADEuk]

del

 

[MagpieRacer]

Final Entry

Bernie: My knees are killing me woman...
Girl: I dont care, your not finished.