F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[TopGearFTW]

Mark: I'm really struggling to think of a caption for this image..

Engineer: Oh Mark, you're so meta.

Final Entry
Why not, I have the dumb today, this is the best I can do. >_>​

 

[Lizard]

Mark sees Sky's build up.

 

[slavssn]

"Ugh, James May's eye infection was no match for that"

 

[Jimlaad43]

You mean you WANT me to beat Seb in quali?

 

[Alex.]

So Mark, What do you think to Sky's Fake Humphrey?
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[Akmuq]

Engineer: On a scale of 1 to Justin Bieber how annoying do you find Seb?​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Engineer: On a scale of 1 to Justin Bieber how annoying do you find Seb?​

On this scale, what number would Justin Bieber be?
EDIT: Replace Bieber with Jedward

 

[livemusic]

Mark: Hey mate, you got some spinach in your teeth right there.

 

[lbsf1]

"Mark, you are faster then seb, I repeat you are faster than seb."

 

[Touring Mars]

"Mark, you are faster then seb, I repeat you are faster than seb."

A bit too similar to an earlier entry I'm afraid, please submit another entry 👍

 

[Sam48]

I tend to make this facial expression before I give a pickup line.

 

[PeterJB]

Hey, Mark, I left a present in the cockpit for our No. 2 driver.

 

[Furinkazen]

~Sorry Mark, Kimi just had one in the seat of your car.~

 

[Touring Mars]

"Hey Mark, some of the lads are wondering where you disappeared to when Dame Edna Everage dropped by the paddock yesterday..."​

 

[DK]

"I don't always try to look like the Most Interesting Man In The World, but when I do, I fail miserably."​

 

[zed300]

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Engineer:............and you set the control Mark, you...... blah blah blah

Mark: *how come I never noticed that gross little piece of skin hanging out of your nose before, err yuck*


Final Entry

 

[Omnis]

How soon until Love the Beast 2?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"What do you mean, 'my tan is coming off'!?"​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final entry

"But hey, my butt isn't that bad, either,
And I don't mind you looking at it ...
If you're behind."​

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Ehh...We already did the pony ride yesterday

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Mark's reaction when asked if he thought he could improve on his best ever Aussie Grand Prix finish of 5th place

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[Sach]

"Am I happy about Seb qualifying 6th...?"​

edit: Final Entry

 

[LewyOs]

Engineer: Ok Mark, Seb is behind you on the grid, Helmut would like you to move over for him at the first corner... ok?

 

[Pupik]

Mark: Who's ever heard of a schnozzberry?

 

[PureAwesomeness]

FINAL ENTRY
Mark's party piece of farting in exactly the same pitch as his car's exhaust note failed to impress the engineers.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Mark's impression of a 'platypus nose' Note: not eligible for votes, but I still wanted to get it out there

 

[ghskilla]

"Are my chances of beating Seb THAT bad?"

Final entry.

 

[funkyDucks]

You actually think I can win?

 

[lemansfanatic]

Agent Number Two, how much would it cost us to kill Sebastian with sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads?!... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!! Bwaahaaa haa haahaa haa! - mini mark,wheres my hot pocket?

 

[tribolik]

Ok Mark the strategy for this race is one pit stop only... one pit stop only...