F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[prisonermonkeys]

"Well, I'd say ... he was dead tired."

YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!​

 

[PeterJB]

McLaren go with the 'stepped chassis' approach.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"If there is one thing that we have learned from 1980s sitcoms, it's that nothing ever good comes of two room-mates who don't get along having to resort to dividing their apartment up with a chalk line down the middle of it. If it doesn't work for an apartment, it's not going to work for the garage."​

 

[Touring Mars]

Yep, this tyre's definitely flat​

 

[dhandeh]

Mclaren exploit 'ground effect' loophole.

 

[Liquid]

"This is where our title challenging car would go... if we had one! Mateschitz....!"​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

McLaren take a new "working from the ground up" approach but don't progress very far.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

WHAAAAaaa??, I SAID BLUEPRINT idiots.

 

[Pupik]

McLaren takes their chances with a pit stall in which a formula car was once murdered.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Season post-mortem

or,

Team just waiting for driver Wyli -e-Coyote to finishing prepping with the steam roller/compactor

 

[RTSolvalou]

Found this on motorsport.com

Vettel: So Mark, are you ready to play ball this year?

 

[Alex.]

I will try my best to take part in every round this year.

 

[livemusic]

"Quick, someone draw me a pneumatic wrench so I can change this tyre!"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

*click*

 

[Pezzarinho17]

*Montage*

Tells the story of Petrov's racing career, no caption required!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Uh, that's not what it's saying. Petrov sees Sutil. He doesn't approve. He flips the switch and launches an Angry Bird, causing Sutil to crash out. Petrov wins the game.

 

[jcm]

Uh, that's not what it's saying. Petrov sees Sutil. He doesn't approve. He flips the switch and launches an Angry Bird, causing Sutil to crash out. Petrov wins the game.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Well I didn't see that without the description!

 

[Flex0r]

"Allright now inflate it and tell Lewis his Massa-proof car is ready."

 

[Touring Mars]

Round One - Australia

Entries by Monday, 26th March - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

 

[dhandeh]

Mark Webber, yet to master the 'facepalm'.

 

[Famine]

"So, the message will be 'Mark, Seb is faster than you. Can you confirm you've understood this message?', okay Mark?".

 

[Liquid]

"So Luis Figo is doing Just For Men adverts? I could do that. Look at my model face.."​

 

[daan]

Here, Bob. Have you seen my latest impression? It's of GTP's smiley.

 

[niky]

So, it's 10:1 for Maldonado versus Massa? What are the odds on both going out of the race? Is the pool Aussie dollars or American?

 

[LewyOs]

Engineer: So your home grand prix Mark, how are you going to ruin this one...?

 

[Flex0r]

Engineer: So when the rest of the grid starts as the lights go out you will go a second later, agreed?

Final entry

 

[Tesla]

Much to Marks's dismay, there were no snags on the barbie.

FINAL ENTRY

 

[axletramp]

"D R S? Strewth, no wonder..."

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"GTP are doing another season of the Caption Game? Where do they keep getting the new pictures from?..."