F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[niky]

Yes, at Ferrari, ah... we are fairly democratic about driver standings within the team... why do you ask?

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Alonso: How do you like my 2012 season new race suit?

 

[Chqr]

In a concealed earpiece behind his sideburns.
Andrea Stella: 'Fernando, Felipe is better looking than you...Do you understand?'

 

[Akmuq]

Felipe got a £10 M&S voucher.

 

[Pupik]

Fernando was confused when Kamui Kobayashi asked him about his loyalty to Ferrari.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Alonso: Sebastian may be Champion, but I am (sound of trumpets) still King

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Adrian Sutil rehearses his prison break.​

 

[Sach]

Ouch.

 

[Omnis]

Felipe: "No way."

Fernando: "Yes rey."

 

[Sach]

Felipe: "No way."

Fernando: "Yes rey."

 

[Azure Flare]

I must go, my people need me.
​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Careful, that's how Robert Kubica re-broke his leg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/formula_one/16521193.stm

 

[prisonermonkeys]

One is a former World Champion trying to make his comeback. The other is a member of a French boy band. Together, they fight crime!​

 

[niky]

They fight crime!

Damn you, TVTropes! Never again!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

There's also this, niky:

http://www.theyfightcrime.org/

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Another captionable picture - Pastor Maldonado with his race enginerr, Xevi Pujola:

Go.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

It's fantastico how much money you bring to da team

 

[Pupik]

Pastor: Is your name really pronounced "Chevy"?

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Milking the cash cow.

 

[C-ZETA]

"Got any Pasta, Maldonado?"

 

[Raikkonen1337]

So i did this nipple twister to your girlfriend and she said it felt like you when you had your braces

 

[hawkeye122]

[/QUOTE]

Massa: Yeah, so Lewis can't race this year... I guess we'll actually get to finish a race!

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Williams kept me for my driving skills!"

"Ferrari kept me to be the teams number 1!"

 

[RTSolvalou]

And then I said "Pastor la Pay Driver, Baby!!"

 

[Pupik]

Xevi: Since you are, as we say, a pay-driver...you must, like this, put a coin on each side of the airbox simultaneously for the engine to start up.

Massa: P-D-V-S-A must mean, Pay Driver Very Sad Affair.

 

[gorsad]

[/QUOTE]

Massa: Are you sure those braces aren't an aerodynamic hamper

Maldonado: Hahaha...so, how's that contract for next year coming along

 

[LewyOs]

Ross Brawn reading this thread during the off season...

 

[Raikkonen1337]

Vettel checkin the forums after testing

 

[Furinkazen]

Dirty air from a Ferrari has bad effects on Vettel's trousers...

 

[Raikkonen1337]