F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[livemusic]

Vettel: Come on! Did you have to take my joke about being able to win with a flat tyre so seriously?

Final entry.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND EIGHTEEN - RESULTS

1st: LewyOs - 25 pts
2nd=: C-ZETA, Touring Mars, livemusic - 15 pts
5th: pezzarinho17 - 10 pts
6th=: dhandes, ADEuk - 7 pts
8th=: akmuq, haitch40 - 3 pts


Winning Entry

"Next year I want to be able to drive over curbs this big, and still not get a puncture..."

Standings (after Round Eighteen)

1st: LewyOs •••• - 191 pts
2nd: ADEuk •• - 168 pts
3rd: Touring Mars - 163 pts

4th: Famine • - 117 pts
5th: niky • - 110 pts
6th: PeterJB • - 87 pts
7th: pezzarinho17 - 72 pts
8th: prisonermonkeys • - 62 pts
9th: Alex. •• - 50 pts (2 wins)
10th: GTP_Ingram • - 50 pts (1 win)

11th: livemusic - 50 pts (0 wins)
12th: Pupik - 46 pts
13th=: Jimlaad43 •, dhandes • - 41 pts
15th: RACECAR - 37 pts
16th: TopGearFTW • - 34 pts (1 win)
17th: haitch40 - 34 pts (0 wins)
18th: akmuq - 32 pts
19th: mafia_boy - 28 pts
20th: C-ZETA - 26 pts
21st=: DQuaN •, MrMulsanne • - 25 pts (1 win)
23rd: Omnis - 25 pts (0 wins)
24rd: AudioSpark • - 24 pts
25th: ghskilla • - 21 pts (1 win)
26th: daan - 21 pts
27th: mPWRD - 20 pts
28th: Peter. - 19 pts
29th: TheStig13 - 18 pts
30th=: race'emhard, driftking18594 - 17 pts
32nd=: BlacqueJacques, EDK - 16 pts
34th=: Bee, TheCracker - 11 pts
36th: homeforsummer - 10 pts
37th: peterjford - 8 pts
38th: Mynock005 - 5 pts
39th=: lukecfc, PureAwesomeness - 4 pts
41st=: F1Addict, granturismite - 3 pts
43rd=: adamp93, Tesla, Borna12345 - 2 pts

Congratulations to LewyOs on his FOURTH win of the season This result guarantees that only two people can possibly win the title now. Good luck to both as we enter the crucial final round!

Also, that's the 7th time I've been 2nd this year!

2011 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DQuaN

Round 2 - TopGearFTW

Round 3 - LewyOs

Round 4 - Alex.

Round 5 - ADEuk

Round 6 - MrMulsanne

Round 7 - GTP_Ingram

Round 8 - LewyOs

Round 9 - Famine

Round 10 - ADEuk

Round 11 - dhandes

Round 12 - PeterJB

Round 13 - niky

Round 14 - prisonermonkeys

Round 15 - AudioSpark/ghskilla

Round 16 - Alex.

Round 17 - LewyOs/Jimlaad43

Round 18 - LewyOs


Final Round - Brazil will follow later

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[niky]

Reasonably safe in fifth, but it would feel great to catch the purple one in Brazil...

 

[Touring Mars]

Final Round - Brazil

Entries accepted until 1000 GMT, Tuesday 13th December

If you submit an entry, you are also expected to vote in the subsequent voting round.

Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. All entries are subject to approval by the moderation staff and may be removed if deemed inappropriate. Full rules available in Post #1

Good luck to all, and thanks to everyone who has contributed to another successful year of the F1 Caption Competition!!

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[LewyOs]

Nelson Piquet fills in Bernie on last nights epic game of pin the tail on the donkey...

 

[Alex.]

Piquet: Wait there Bernie, your top button is undone

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[Famine]

Piquet conducts the F1 pit orchestra for a rendition of "Old Man River".

 

[Jimlaad43]

Perspective nipple pinch fail.

 

[adam46]

Bernie observes the waxwork of Piquet.

 

[C-ZETA]

Size of Bernie Ecclestone in shot compared to Piquet's hand is to scale.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Piquet: When you raced back in the day Bernie, you grabbed the big wooden steering wheel like this right?

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

(Ecclestone himself entered two Grand Prix races during the 1958 season, failing to qualify for either of them. Wikipedia)

Thanks for an entertaining season; all the best for the holidays Enjoy and be safe

 

[lbsf1]

Rippp, Piquet realises that his race suit doesn't fit as well as it used to now he has put on a few pounds.

 

[Pupik]

Piquet: This is how much Bernie used to pay me to drive for Brabham.

 

[RACECAR]

Piquet displays the unique talent of undressing an invisable woman.


Final Entry

 

[Touring Mars]

This is how much talent Junior has compared to me...​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

The finalists in this year's Freddy Krueger look-alike contest.​

 

[Guardian]

It was THIS big.

 

[Omnis]

SIGN MY TITS!

 

[PureAwesomeness]

Nope! Chuck Testa.

 

[ADEuk]

Nelson "Bernie, you know excessive masturbation makes you blind?

Bernie "I'm over here, Nelson"

 

[Jimlaad43]

FINAL ENTRY (Until further notice)

Bernie: (Dreamily) Ahh, look at this, mah boi, winner of three championships demonstrating my car in front of this crowd.
Nelson: I may have to walk away to puke.

 

[Azure Flare]

Guy in the background: Oh dat ass!​

Parc Ferme

 

[Lizard]

This is how much I like Bernie I I I mean. [nervous smile]
Bernie thinks: I was the one who made up the crash gate scandel.

 

[PeterJB]

Toro Rosso reveals it's driver lineup for 2012

 

[livemusic]

Bernie: Ah Piquet, you always get me with your robot dance. Bravo!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final entry

"What were you doing last night, Nelson? Spare no gory details, you sly dog!"

Petra Ecclestone (verb): the awkward moment when two men realise they know the same
girl for two very different reasons.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Definitely Final Entry

Mr Piquet: Who am I signing this too?
Autograph hunter: Mr Salazar
Mr Piquet: First name?
Autograph Hunter: Eliseo
Piquet: 🤬🤬

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Piquet: "...First mention of his P45 and he was sobbing down the radio, the pansy."

Piquet Senior was always sympathetic to his son, more so when the highlight of his career was THAT crash.

 

[Akmuq]

Piquet still enthusiastic about driving F1, even if he isn't in the car he's in a driving pose and a race suit.

 

[PureAwesomeness]

2011 F1 Standings:

Drivers Championship: Sebastian Vettel

Constructors' Championship: Red Bull

Musical Statues: Nelson Piquet


Final Entry