F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SEVENTEEN - RESULTS

1st=: LewyOs, Jimlaad43 - 21 pts
3rd=: niky, ADEuk - 13 pts
5th=: driftking18594, prisonermonkeys - 9 pts
7th: haitch40, PureAwesomeness, Omnis - 4 pts


Winning Entry

Sebastien Buemi leaves his Toro Rosso steaming after sampling the local vindaloo earlier in the day...

Marshal: Look, just because you're in India doesn't mean you have to worship every picture of a cow.

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Standings (after Round Seventeen)

1st: LewyOs ••• - 166 pts
2nd: ADEuk •• - 161 pts
3rd: Touring Mars - 148 pts

4th: Famine • - 117 pts
5th: niky • - 110 pts
6th: PeterJB • - 87 pts
7th=: pezzarinho17, prisonermonkeys • - 62 pts
9th: Alex. •• - 50 pts (2 wins)
10th: GTP_Ingram • - 50 pts (1 win)

11th: Pupik - 46 pts
12th: Jimlaad43 • - 41 pts
13th: RACECAR - 37 pts
14th: livemusic - 35 pts
15th=: TopGearFTW •, dhandes • - 34 pts
17th: haitch40 - 31 pts
18th: akmuq - 29 pts
19th: mafia_boy - 28 pts
20th=: DQuaN •, MrMulsanne •, Omnis - 25 pts
23rd: AudioSpark • - 24 pts
24th=: daan, ghskilla • - 21 pts
26th: mPWRD - 20 pts
27th: Peter. - 19 pts
28th: TheStig13 - 18 pts
29th=: race'emhard, driftking18594 - 17 pts
31st=: BlacqueJacques, EDK - 16 pts
33rd=: Bee, TheCracker, C-ZETA - 11 pts
36th: homeforsummer - 10 pts
37th: peterjford - 8 pts
38th: Mynock005 - 5 pts
39th=: lukecfc, PureAwesomeness - 4 pts
41st=: F1Addict, granturismite - 3 pts
43rd=: adamp93, Tesla, Borna12345 - 2 pts

Congratulations to Jimlaad43 on his first win, and LewyOs for his third (and for taking the overall lead!)

2011 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DQuaN

Round 2 - TopGearFTW

Round 3 - LewyOs

Round 4 - Alex.

Round 5 - ADEuk

Round 6 - MrMulsanne

Round 7 - GTP_Ingram

Round 8 - LewyOs

Round 9 - Famine

Round 10 - ADEuk

Round 11 - dhandes

Round 12 - PeterJB

Round 13 - niky

Round 14 - prisonermonkeys

Round 15 - AudioSpark/ghskilla

Round 16 - Alex.

Round 17 - LewyOs/Jimlaad43

Round Eighteen - Abu Dhabi will follow tomorrow

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[Jimlaad43]

Woo, another victory on the first running of a grand prix. Looks like I am going to win Austin next year.

 

[Touring Mars]

Woo, another victory on the first running of a grand prix. Looks like I am going to win Austin next year.

Well done 👍

Crucial big points for the top 2 as well - I can feel my title defense slipping away

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I love the way TM is third without so much as a round win ...

 

[Alex.]

He's consistently good, but never best

 

[niky]

Well done 👍

Crucial big points for the top 2 as well - I can feel my title defense slipping away

Maybe now would be the time to initiate operation CaptionGate to disqualify your rivals? Alonso, I still believe in you!

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eighteen - Abu Dhabi

Entries accepted until 1000 GMT, Wednesday 30th November

If you submit an entry, you are also expected to vote in the subsequent voting round.

Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. All entries are subject to approval by the moderation staff and may be removed if deemed inappropriate. Full rules available in Post #1​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Sebastian Vettel: "Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls."​

 

[Famine]

Chuffpots. No points for the only caption not to mention burning things or curry? Grrr.

 

[livemusic]

Mine wasn't mentioning either too, and I also didn't get any points.

 

[LewyOs]

"Next year I want to be able to drive over curbs this big, and still not get a puncture..."

 

[Touring Mars]

"I'm not saying it was you who stole my Marigolds, but I hear you guys are into rubber..."​

 

[Lizard]

SV: And thats how to hold a lady.

 

[ghskilla]

SV: No no no, no, it wasn't because the tires were bad, no, it was because of.. this... err... giant pothole in the track...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Seb: Whaddya mean you can't find any reason for the puncture. There was a nail this big with McLaren written on it stuck in the tyre!

Cameraman: Every day I'm shufflin'

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Seb: BlacqueJacques captions are so bad; they are like turds this big!

Pirelli man: BlacqueJacques?

Penultimate Caption

 

[tankuroded]

Vettel: Anyone sabotaging my tire?
Pirelli staff: No.

 

[Alex.]

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If there wasn't any damage to the car I'd have been first again by lap 6.​

 

[Omnis]

"I'm a mage in Skyrim."

 

[dhandeh]

Sebastian Vettel spotted just prior to administering the 5 point palm exploding heart technique.

 

[Akmuq]

Vettel: Did the bad tyre cost me any time in qualifying? Because I only got pole by a tenth of a second.

 

[livemusic]

Vettel: Hey, you wanna go to my home for thanksgiving? I got a turkey this big!

 

[Jimlaad43]

SV: OK let me get this straight. You put magnets in Felipe and Lewis's tyres?

 

[C-ZETA]

"So basically, I noticed an even bigger increase in the wear of your tyres this weekend..."

 

[niky]

Look, Sebastian, making an extra wide rear tire for your motorbike with "2010-2011 Formula 1 World Champion" carved into the tread is no problem... but we can't get it done before Sao Paolo!

 

[Pezzarinho17]

BTW, that's the sixth time I've been 2nd this season, and I'm the only person in the Top 10 to not have scored a single win all year

Top 6 even! And I joined late this year as well....

And my entry:

SV: So here's the plan for Brazil. When I get to turn 1, the tyre should be about 'so' big? Can we make sure that by turn 2 it is still about 'so' big as well, mmkay?​

 

[Famine]

Vettel: Are they big? I like 'em big!

 

[ADEuk]

SV: "Well I think the GTP caption prize should be at least this big"

 

[Pupik]

Vettel: Okay, the next time I drop by unannounced, I promise to bring something.

 

[Touring Mars]

Vettel: This is how I would have held the winner's trophy...​