F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[niky]

When the Thai barmaid said: "Yes, me take Mastercard" I gave her Nigel's wallet. Imagine his surprise when he woke up in a brothel the next morning surrounded by transvestites...

 

[hawkeye122]

Nelson tries to attempt "The Dougie"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

When do we get to vote?

 

[DK]

Nobody has told Bernie that because of his failing eyesight, he has walked into the Sao Paulo branch of Madame Tussaud's.

 

[Touring Mars]

Apologies, I should have closed this thread at 10 am when the deadline for entries passed.

Voting will follow shortly.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND NINETEEN - RESULTS

AND FINAL STANDINGS

1st: Pupik - 25 pts
2nd=: LewyOs, PeterJB, ADEuk - 15 pts
5th: Omnis - 10 pts
6th=: PureAwesomeness, Alex., BlacqueJacques - 6 pts

Winning Entry

Piquet: This is how much Bernie used to pay me to drive for Brabham.

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2011 Final Standings

1st: LewyOs •••• - 206 pts
2nd: ADEuk •• - 183 pts
3rd: Touring Mars - 163 pts

4th: Famine • - 117 pts
5th: niky • - 110 pts
6th: PeterJB • - 102 pts
7th: pezzarinho17 - 72 pts
8th: Pupik • - 71 pts
9th: prisonermonkeys • - 62 pts
10th: Alex. •• - 56 pts

11th: GTP_Ingram • - 50 pts (1 win)
12th: livemusic - 50 pts (0 wins)
13th=: Jimlaad43 •, dhandes • - 41 pts
15th: RACECAR - 37 pts
16th: Omnis - 35 pts
17th: TopGearFTW • - 34 pts (1 win)
18th: haitch40 - 34 pts (0 wins)
19th: akmuq - 32 pts
20th: mafia_boy - 28 pts
21st: C-ZETA - 26 pts
22nd=: DQuaN •, MrMulsanne • - 25 pts (1 win)
24rd: AudioSpark • - 24 pts
25th: BlacqueJacques - 22 pts
26th: ghskilla • - 21 pts (1 win)
27th: daan - 21 pts
28th: mPWRD - 20 pts
29th: Peter. - 19 pts
30th: TheStig13 - 18 pts
31st=: race'emhard, driftking18594 - 17 pts
33rd: EDK - 16 pts
34th=: Bee, TheCracker - 11 pts
36th=: homeforsummer, PureAwesomeness - 10 pts
38th: peterjford - 8 pts
39th: Mynock005 - 5 pts
40th: lukecfc - 4 pts
41st=: F1Addict, granturismite - 3 pts
43rd=: adamp93, Tesla, Borna12345 - 2 pts

Congratulations to Pupik on winning the final round on the season!...

... and congratulations to LewyOs on winning the 2011 GTP F1 Picture Caption Game!! A well deserved win, winning four rounds along the way Well done also to ADEuk for a great season, finishing 2nd place overall, with 2 wins. Well done to everyone else who scored points, particularly those who made the Top 10, and those who won a round this year (which is more than I could manage!!!)

2011 Season Review

Round 1 - DQuaN

Round 2 - TopGearFTW

Round 3 - LewyOs

Round 4 - Alex.

Round 5 - ADEuk

Round 6 - MrMulsanne

Round 7 - GTP_Ingram

Round 8 - LewyOs

Round 9 - Famine

Round 10 - ADEuk

Round 11 - dhandes

Round 12 - PeterJB

Round 13 - niky

Round 14 - prisonermonkeys

Round 15 - AudioSpark/ghskilla

Round 16 - Alex.

Round 17 - LewyOs/Jimlaad43

Round 18 - LewyOs

Round 19 - Pupik

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Thanks to everyone that took part in this year's competition! I hope you had as much fun taking part as I had running it, and I hope to run it again next year if time permits. In the meantime, I hope you all have a great Christmas/festive period, and here's to a happy and healthy 2012 for all GTPlanet members. I hope to see you all again next season!


TM​

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[PeterJB]

I'll be back stronger next year, with a bigger diffuser!

 

[Jimlaad43]

So this year, I take part in the whole season, win another round and improve 5 places.
Add some KERS and put on the supersofts, I'm heading for the top ten in 2012.

 

[LewyOs]

Thanks TM for organising, it has been good fun.
Thanks to everyone who voted for me along the way as well.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Sole possession of 25th place 👍

And my best placing all year with 6 points

Thanks so much for organizing and to the winner(s) congrats and thanks for the chuckles

Merry Christmas and all the best captions for the New Year

 

[Alex.]

Took my first 2 wins this season and managed a points finish in the final race, my only 3 points scoring races in the entire season. Next year I'm coming for you LewyOs. Don't count me out.

Congratulations, podium.


Also:

Winning Entry

Jaime: "So Pedro, how's it feel being a driver that turns up to every race and never does anything?"
Pedro: "You'll find out next season"

That was one hell of a call

 

[Pupik]

Woohoo! My first win in three years...I'm the Niki Lauda of this competition. Minus the hideous accident, two divorces, an airline, and Ferrari drives, of course.

Congratulations, LewyOs...now you'll have to to the sponsorship tour all of your off-season as well. Those trans-Atlantic flights aren't fun!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

I just hope my poor performance this past season does not cost me my 'seat' for 2012

 

[Lizard]

Took my first 2 wins this season and managed a points finish in the final race, my only 3 points scoring races in the entire season. Next year I'm coming for you LewyOs. Don't count me out.

Congratulations, podium.


Also:





That was one hell of a call

Share more wisdom with us.

 

[ADEuk]

Congratulations to LewyOs on a thoroughly deserved win
Its great to have made the podium, I had a lot of fun taking part and would like to thank everyone for their votes
Also special thanks to TouringMars for all his effort running the show, much appreciated 👍👍👍

Merry Xmas all, and hope to see you next year

 

[Jimlaad43]

Will there be a free practice?

 

[livemusic]

I guess anyone can post a picture for us to have some fun in between seasons. That's how we practiced on previous years.

 

[Furinkazen]

One win for me was my only points

 

[tankuroded]

Congratulations to everyone that has got points on this. Wish I can get points for this too... shame.

EDIT: 1,111th post.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

When does the winter testing season begin? Now?

 

[Alex.]

and this is how deep you have to be in Franz Tost to keep your seat here

 

[RACECAR]

Top 15th, not bad for a partial season (a terrible one at that.) I'll be going full season next year, maybe crash harder while I'm at it.

 

[PeterJB]

And when you approach the hairpin, slam the brakes on, and hopefully the front wheels will fly off. They'll be impressed by your determination!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"And they do tend to remove you from the team without warning ... but the dental is good."​

 

[hawkeye122]

Congrats to everyone! I watched this thread for a while, and joined (Rather horribly, I might add) at the end. So I'm basically Christian Klien in 2010. Aiming for top 15 next year.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

 

[Lizard]

As you can clearly see royalty is reponsible for the economic crisis.

 

[RACECAR]

It only takes one glance to see how much of a Royal pain Alonso really is.

 

[Furinkazen]

Alonso commandingly looks at off-screen Massa to say "and thou shall ram Lewis off yet again"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Stefano Domenicali: "If you can't make money, you'll have to marry it."
Fernando Alonso: "Marry? Never! I'm a gay bachelor, Stefano - I'm a roarer, a rogerer, a gorger and a puker! I can't marry, I'm young, I'm firm-buttocked, I'm ..."
Stefano Domenicali: "Broke?"
Fernando Alonso: "Well, yes, I suppose so."
Stefano Domenicali: "And don't forget sir, that the modern church smiles on roaring and gorging within wedlock, and indeed rogering is keenly encouraged."
Fernando Alonso: "And the puking?"
Stefano Domenicali: "Mmm. I believe still very much down to the conscience of the individual church-goer."