F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Raagentreg]

So Mark how'd you think the Ferraris will do this season?

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[AlexGTV]

^Nice try. But I'm a fan of that previous caption that remarked on a nasty fart. The eyes don't lie!

 

[lbsf1]

Strewth, you still wanna see Sebs finger after he does that with it.

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[chromatic9]

Engineer: Rumour is that Massa is being lined up to replace you next season.

Mark:


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[Stiggy]

Engineer: "If you're not ahead of Sebastian in the championship at the end of the next race, then you'll have to be our clear number 2 driver. Understood?"
Mark: "Hmm..."

a few minutes later

"Hello, Narain, this is Mark Webber. Could you please do me a big favour next week..."

 

[FCB-Rizla-TML]

Mark: I may have vomited in my helmet during a race, but Vettel did what in his pants last season?

 

[dhandeh]

When does voting start?

 

[Touring Mars]

Round One - Voting is now open

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=126394

Round Two - MALAYSIA will follow shortly​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Two - Malaysia

Entries by Tuesday, 3rd April - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

Voting for Round One is currently open in this thread:

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=6877170#post6877170​

 

[Liquid]

Engineer: What's wrong Narain?!
Narain: I've just received a card from France. It says, "Keep up the good work. Love, P.Alliot"​

 

[LewyOs]

Narain's engineer tries to motivate his driver by shaking an imaginary bottle of champagne..

 

[TopGearFTW]

Engineer: Look at the monitor, I'm gonna spend some time showing you the livery differences between the Toro Rosso and the Red Bull... might come in handy this weekend.

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Dead Horse. Beating, etc.

 

[lemansfanatic]

"No no no, rock beats scissors, you loose! Now hand over that Justin Bieber rookie card Narain!"

 

[ghskilla]

Engineer: ...so you must pit at least twice in the race, chances are that there is going to be rain, in which case you have to move over for the front runners...

Narain: Wait, wait, wait. I have to let people pass me?

 

[PeterJB]

Karthikeyan 2012

Invisible Drivers

 

[dhandeh]

Engineer - One potato, two potato, three potato, four.
Narain - Cucumber?​

 

[funkyDucks]

Engineer: Look into my eyes, Look into my eyes, Don't look around my eyes, ect...

 

[Will27]

Engineer: Remember, our best shot at winning, is to hang back 10 car lengths and hope everyone crashes at the first corner. OK?​

 

[Touring Mars]

Mechanic: So how is the HRT this weekend?
NK: Well, my nipples are a bit swollen, and I've had a bit of trouble with...
Mechanic: I meant the car, Narain... how's the bloody car?!​

 

[AlexGTV]

Those are great!

 

[Lizard]

Want to go out in the last 25 minuites? You should cos its worth it.

I know its an awful joke.

 

[Omnis]

TM wins the prize.

 

[DK]

Engineer - "Ferrari told me if you take Vettel out, we'll get 10 quid! That's our whole aero budget paid for in 2013!"

 

[Ferrari_458]

Engineer: "No Narain, this is not dodgems..."

 

[Omnis]

"Narain, if you get pole we swear not to make any more vindaloo jokes when the car blows up."

 

[Famine]

"Narain? Seb wanted me to give this to you. 'Right on the nose, Steve', he said."

 

[Furinkazen]

"The rest of the grid is faster than you, do you understand?"

 

[Omnis]

Final entry:

"Vettel may call me a cucumber, but I had the raita way."

 

[chromatic9]

Engineer: I seen you talking to Mark Webber earlier, what was all that about?

Narain: Strangest thing, I can't recall any of it​

 

[FCB-Rizla-TML]

Engineer - Yes! We're racing tomorrow!
Narain - What? I made the 107%?