F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[jammyozzy]

Final Entry

Massa: Say guys, can I borrow this car? Mine's broken down...

Medics:

 

[Sting]

Final:

Massa: OOOO what does that button do??
Medics: Erm... that one switches the emergency lights on.
Massa: WHOA! I've gotta get me one of those on my next Ferrari!

 

[Tornado]

Massa: So, Sato, how are those flashers working for you? Do you crash less when people see you coming and swerve accordingly? What about when they are all following you at 100 MPH? No? Well, it was worth a shot.

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[DQuaN]

"Hey Felipe, any idea when the next pic for the comp is going to be posted up."

"Sorry buddy, no idea."

 

[livemusic]

^ That's a winner!

 

[Touring Mars]

^ That's a winner!

No it isn't, it's Felipe Massa!

 

[[FPV]Rusty]

Medic- "Hey Felipe, due to his latest caption, Dquan has less chance of winning the captions contest than you do of winning a race!"
Felipe- "I can only imagine what he say"

 

[Lee]

Hey guys.

Sorry about the incredily annoying delay, I've lost complete track to be honest and that's why I am asking if anyone could take over hosting it because as you can all see, I'm not quite as consistant as I used to be.

Sorry for the trouble everyone..

 

[DQuaN]

Medic- "Hey Felipe, what happened?"
Felipe- "I thought i saw Bee by the wall"

 

[Sting]

Medic- "Hey Felipe, what happened?"
Felipe- "I thought i saw Bee by the wall"

 

[Appie]

 

[Touring Mars]

Hey guys.

Sorry about the incredily annoying delay, I've lost complete track to be honest and that's why I am asking if anyone could take over hosting it because as you can all see, I'm not quite as consistant as I used to be.

Sorry for the trouble everyone..

No probs, Bee... thanks for running it so far...

I had an idea.... (my God, this early in the morning, and without coffee either!!) while Bee is taking a sabbatical, why don't we just have the winner of last week's pic decide the winner and then post up a new pic?? I'll get the ball rolling this week.... future winners can PM me in order to update post #1 (leaderboard and new picture), atleast until Bee wants to take over again....

N.B Shifted it from Wed-Sat to Tues-Fri...!! - also please PM the winner to let them know it's their turn to judge/select a pic (incase they don't check the thread)

RESULTS​

1. Specialized - Massa: "Ha Ha Ha Ha Look at this, a little bird has pooped on your car" - Medics: "Ha Ha Ha Ha, at least we have a car!"

2. Solid Lifters - "I'm telling you guys, I'm not drunk! That wall got in MY way, OK?! So, how long do I have to walk on this stupid white line?"

3. DQuan - Medic- "Hey Felipe, what happened?" - Felipe- "I thought i saw Bee by the wall"

4. Diego440 - (Medics performing the stop & go prank on Massa) Medic: "Sucker!"

5. Bubble Bunny - Massa: Tell Jean Todt about this and I'll kill you both - Medics:


Here's a new picture to be going on with! Points next week

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This week's picture: (Points will be decided next Tuesday by this week's winner, Specialized)

 

[Appie]

Button: I have seen this fence before, deja vu

stewart: Another one bites the dust

 

[DQuaN]

Final Entry

"There's a mouse in my car, EEEEEEEEEKK!!! get it out, get it out, get it out!!!!"

 

[Specialized]

BAR Pitcrew " See Jenson we can teach a monkey to be just as good a driver as you"

 

[Sting]

Voiceover: Button's frustration with the Honda reached fever pitch, when he decided to pack it all in and take up climbing. Button's only comment was....

Button: Well, at least I'll now get to the top!

 

[DQuaN]

BAR Pitcrew " See Jenson we can teach a monkey to be just as good a driver as you"

 

[Impreza04]

*Oz Accent*
Steward: What'd ya put that out for mates, it'd made a perfect BBQ

Sorry, I had to
Its bad I know, I think ill read instead of post from now on

 

[Slick Rick]

Final Entry

"There's a mouse in my car, EEEEEEEEEKK!!! get it out, get it out, get it out!!!!"

lol!

 

[jammyozzy]

"The new themed jungle gym at Albert Park was met with mixed response at its opening today..."

 

[Omnis]

"On Today's episode of 'Who Tony Stewart's suing'..."

 

[TVRKing]

" See? I told you it was running rich!"

 

[Dougboy]

BAR mechanic: Jenson, what happened?

JB: My spidy senses were tingling. Good think i jumped out in time?

 

[Diego440]

Final Entry

Commentator: Despite Button being above 12 years old, he can pull tantrums like the worst kids.

 

[Omnis]

Rear Blue Marshall: "..."
"Good god, do you smell that?"
Rear Yellow Marshall: "Eh? Let me take a whiff there."

Extinguisher Marshall: "....whoever smelt it dealt it. *whistles*"

Marshall on the other side of the fence: "DON'T FART ON THE HOT EXHAUST!"

 

[Specialized]

Err not sure if this is right but here goes anyway

Winners are

1 Bubble Bunny - BAR mechanic: Jenson, what happened? JB: My spidy senses were tingling. Good thing i jumped out in time?

2 TVRKing - " See? I told you it was running rich!"

3 Diego440 - Commentator: Despite Button being above 12 years old, he can pull tantrums like the worst kids.

4 DQuaN - "There's a mouse in my car, EEEEEEEEEKK!!! get it out, get it out, get it out!!!!"

5 (this one was so bad it made me laugh alot) impreza04 *Oz Accent* Steward: What'd ya put that out for mates, it'd made a perfect BBQ


Next weeks winners to be chosen by Bubble Buny

 

[Touring Mars]

Marshall: "Would someone please get that Ferrari idiot out of the way!"
Alonso: "My thoughts exactly...."

 

[amp88]

"Schumacher continued on to win the race, despite the fact he was slowed by the Ferrari fan who got his flag stuck in the bodywork at the rear of the car."

 

[TheCracker]

Italian TV Director and Michael Schmacher celebrate together after the race.

 

[livemusic]

Italian TV Director and Michael Schmacher celebrate together after the race.